Finally ordered the 4K. I’ve heard nothing but good things about the transfer. Also looking forward to Restored 4Ks of West Side Story and Gone With The Wind, later this year. True fact, I was named after Stephen Boyd (Masala in the movie), my mum had a crush on him

Fact: The ceremonial kirpan was not the murder weapon. Fact: there are many exemptions to carrying knives in public, e.g. for work, educational purposes, historical re-enactment. Fact: Knife crime is not a Sikh problem, it is a societal problem. This is what we should be really focussing on 👇🏻

We’re sorry, all of our sexy staff are busy with other callers. You are number 2 in the queue

Roland Garros mens final today. Cobolli v Zverev. I'm rooting for Flavio Cobolli (L).

For those of you missing from the 6 month one, here is the official Skunday Skircle Of Skexiness 😘😘😘😘😘😘 You're all FILFs (Followers I'd Like to........etc etc) 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘 Luv you all

Happy Sunday my gorgeous lads 😘😘😘 Thought I'd share my half year stats. You're such a handsome bunch of lovelies ❤️❤️❤️

Enjoying this podcast very much. I’m late to the party, but better late than never.

Happy Saturday sexy ones ❤️❤️❤️ I had a senior, eureka moment this morning. Decided to descale the coffee machine and instead of pouring the solution down the sink like I usually do, I kept it in a bucket and descaled my shower head after. Worked a treat. Shower time anyone? 🚿💦💦😂😘😘

Recently I've had a few DM requests to post my dick, may I just take this opportunity to reiterate 👇 And why would you want to give yourself nightmares?

My Turkish boys looking after me. Just brought me hot pastries for breakfast. I’m blessed, undoubtedly.

Don't trumpet Government transparency when you have disappearing WhatsApp messages. And why is government business conducted over WhatsApp? Everything should be minuted and documented. And they wonder why we don't trust them.

Happy Friday darlings 😘😘😘 I'm feeling a bit better today but 🎉 Nothing says Friday quite like café au lait and a big fat cock 🍆. I'll provide the coffee, why don't you pop around and make an old man, very happy.

I’ve given in. Can’t fight it without otc meds and herbal remedies

Happy Thursday my gorgeous chums 😘❤️😘 Still full of a head cold and felling sorry for myself. On the plus side a zero appetite is doing wonders for the diet 😂.

Watching RG. McEnroe has just said Cobolli is hoping for his first semi. I can help him with that.

Finally watched this yesterday and must admit I thoroughly enjoyed it.

If I'm lying on the ground in pain, telling you I've been stabbed and can't breathe, I think the first thing you should do is call an ambulance whilst checking for stab wounds. I don't see how that needs to be in a policing policy document, it's common sense. Let's get back to that.

Happy humps my horny hunks 😘😘😘 🎶 May the bird of paradise fly up your hole 🎶

Happy Tuesday darlings 😘😘😘 It's taken me 6 hours to start feeling human. I'm one giant snot bubble. Who fancies a sauna with me, to sweat the sin out?

Happy June my gorgeous guys 😘😘❤️❤️😘😘 I feel as rough as a badger’s arse today with this cold, so this is my only post, whilst I sulk, munch Strepsils and make a Kleenex mountain. So that’s why………..

Happy Sunday my hot, hunky horndogs 😘😘❤️❤️😘😘 I've woken up with a full on summer cold and an annoying chesty cough, so if anyone would like to pop round and rub Vicks (or anything else that comes to hand) onto my manly chesticles, I'd be most grateful. I have warm croissants to snack on, too.

The new light fitting has arrived. It's much bigger than I was expecting (which is something I always say 😜).

Tbh, I’m not sure about this new car air freshener 🤷🏻‍♂️

Happy Saturday my gorgeous friends, I wish you the best day ❤️😘❤️ Remember, gay men are like chocolates, avoid the nutty ones and the ones other people have put back.

The eggs are on, I just need a meaty sausage! Any volunteers?

Happy nearly the weekend darlings 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️

Fork handles

Upgrading my zero resistance electric elliptical to a magnetic resistance one. Suffering from axonal neuropathy which affects my legs, I need resistance to build and maintain muscle as well as burn more calories. Arrives Sunday 🎉🎉🎉

Have had to start a diet today. Just put on a summer shirt for travelling that was loose last year to find it had shrunk along with two others. Tbh, I knew I’d gained weight, just didn’t realise how much. I am a 👇🏻

Happy Thursday my handsome friends, wishing you the best day 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️

More stuff I like. youtu.be/6l1d1MuIMWw?...

Stuff I like. Heat Wave -1963 Whenever I'm with him Something inside Starts to burning And I'm filled with desire Could it be a devil in me Or is this the way love's supposed to be? youtu.be/bBgYbw_u230?...

❗️Warning - political observation❗️Please scroll if uninterested. Irrelevance personified. Shut up warmonger.

You know I like to overshare. I’ve treated my bum and bought a portable bidet or as they say in the Middle East, a shattaf (which I prefer, as it describes what it does, gets the shatt af). You know what it’s like, you go abroad, park your arse, and think ‘luxury’ then come home to Andrex 😂😂😂

My Turkish boys just brought me a halka to celebrate bayram. I’m a lucky old Englishman ❤️

For my friends celebrating today. Much love ❤️❤️❤️

Happy Humpday my handsome guys 🍑🍑🍑 I think I’m suffering from PTSD after my lift ordeal yesterday. So if any of you would like to pop round and mop my fevered brow*, have coffee and a chat* tug on my dick*, feel free. *delete as appropriate 😂

Watching RG live. Altmaier has just been described as a ‘heavy balls worrier’. Interesting 🤔😂

Summer Gay powers etc………….. Very short beard for me, but feels lighter and cooler. I think I like, 🤷🏻‍♂️

Current status 😂

Trip to the foot health was an adventure. Got stuck in the lift for an hour. My friend came with water and thought it funny to film me.

Off to foot health for an 09.30 appt 🎉🎉🎉😂

Happy Tuesday my hot 🔥 horny 😈 hunks 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️ Wishing you all the best day 😘 All round to mine for fresh coffee and matured cock 😂😂😘😘

When an orange Calippo just won’t do 😜😂

My Bank Holiday Monday Centrepiece

Happy Monday my sexy lads 😘😘❤️❤️😘😘 If the hot weather is making you horny, pop round, I may have a temporary solution 😜. Alcohol, nibbles and me supplied 😂

Watching Radacanu at RG. Tbh, I’ve never rated her. I thought her win in ‘21 at the US Open was a fluke. Here’s hoping she proves me wrong. Sorry if you’re an Emma fan, it’s just imho ❤️

Loving 👇

Stuff I like. Jackie Shane, American soul and R&B singer who died in 2019 aged 78. Considered a pioneer transgender performer, best known for contributing to the "Toronto Sound" scene. This is from 1963. Enjoy ❤️ youtu.be/NwdVMamggUk?...