JV West 5 months ago
I want a LotR movie that is short, brutal, full of oiled up barbarians, lots of nudity and gore, and where Gandalf, shirtless, cleaves goblin heads left and right and Aragorn, in a thong, beds Arwen, Galadriel, and Eowyn but does it in a noble way. On screen. Savage Rings. #LotR Something like this: