"it's giving green couch" NO, it's a fucking green couch. It's not giving anything.

hey, little gay people on my phone

Male pattern baldness? You mean “the sluttiest hairline a man can have”?

Elon doesn't want me to be horny, but I choose my own destiny.

boo

a year apart and i’m still getting out mugged by oomfie @samaridion.bsky.social

born to wear my wear my bf's oversized clothes, forced to be a 6'4 single fuck who doesn't find any clothes that fit him, let alone find a boyfriend bigger than him

good night

christmas lunch plaaaaaaate: -honey glazed pork with dried plums and gravy -roasted potatoes -basmati rice with pine nuts and spices -coleslaw salad

Hard to build an oomf-base here since practically none of my none-nsfw oomfs moved on here from twitter. Guess I'll keep screaming into this endless void.

Have been saying this for the past month, it feels like

Kinda ate this up, kinda healing my inner child.

Your favorite album / you

also, here'sa rainbow

this might've been my first truly vers year. my hook ups have been 50% me topping and 50% me bottoming. truly beautiful

dressed for the occasion kinda