Kinda messed up that every time any of my friends say something like "i appreciate you being my friend" or "thank you for being there for me" or aaaanything else of this sort they also gotta say "oh btw dont worry im not killing myself" Anyway! Marvel rivals anyone?

Ok spiderman mains im gonna say this now so i dont have to send you to uncle ben later. ITS NOT KILLS. IT IS NOT ELIMS. IT IS KO. KNOCK OUTS. Spidey might not kill BUT HE SURE AS HELL KNOCKS PPL OUT. SO EITHER START DOING THAT OR SWAP TO FUKIN HELA AND START CLICKING HEADS. #marvelrivals

We all agree that the couple in the S2 finale of Helluva Boss is a TMA reference right?

Now make me famous

I love playing modded minecraft cuz like one minute you have your life figured out and then the next you fall into a tnt trap and then you are suddenly fighting 2 (two!) whole fuckin deadly sins and then you are like in your bed just chilling Mangoverse is an experience #mangoversegocrazy

TOUCH STARVED LIFEHACK: Do you want to feel loved but have noone to cuddle you while you sleep? WELL I HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU! Simply get a second pillow and place it behind your back! Press up against the pillow and enjoy the feeling of a body hugging you!

FINALLY im back to meeting people left and right! At last im happy

Man i love my character :3 #art

Why did noone tell me about weighted blankets???? Yall are literally NEVER gonna see me again. My bed is WAAAY too comfortable

Would you have a seat? #art #haunted #iamthebest #gawddayumiate

FORGOT TO DO THIS Hi my name is Mango, I am a demon, slime and overall a servant of an Old God! I'm a variety streamer, and I do a lot of community game nights! Here's me links thatdeadmango.carrd.co

Chat this is your sign to do a study like this. I KNOW COLORS NOW

Most art is "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING" only for it to end up like "Ah what a lovely sunny day"

The fitness gramm pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues

HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HIUSE?????

Tyler Durden, my beloved. So? Who's up to burn down the society we know and hate? #fightclub #TylerDurden #Art

OH AND BTW I. fuckin. Slayed.>B)

Guys i just found out that Greeks also had Alastor in their mythology. Guess fukin what??? The mf is a GOD OF PUNISHMENT???? How is it possible that so many major religions have the exact same guy with like almost the exact same name all over the world??

Booba

Just spent over an hour telling @nosleepie.bsky.social about all of my school misadventures. Fun stuff

Guys i feel like we need to establish like some general life rules: 1. Never try to find out when you'll die. Trust me, the suspense is gonna kill you. 2. If a kid smiles at you in the street, smile back. 3. Trans rights Anything else i forgot to mention?

Liberty day being on the same day as elections in my coutry is fuckin crazy. Cant wait to wake up in a hellpod dropping on some bug infested hellhole or stuck in the crossfire between 3 tanks with no anti-tank measures... #helldivers

AWOOOOOOGA #streamermoment www.twitch.tv/thatdeadmango

WELL HELLO THERE

Just learned about Eros and Psyche... Bro i didnt know Myths can be like... romantic and not terribly horrifying

Cookin again #art

Chat go get this guy to affiliate www.twitch.tv/kiwidancing

I am she but ill never be her

Me finishing Shadow Generations

So many of my problems could be solved if I just sat down and made legitimate, well-constructed, character turn arounds.

Om nom nom

This is now the third time of me pulling up a baby sensory video on twitch.tv/thatdeadmango and Tea showing up immediately after. #streamer???

Did i cook? oWo #art????

Guys... If someone was to come up to me and ask what my favorite 4th wall break in all of media is... Id have to point to Supernatural Season 10 Episode 5 13:45.

Why your Fingers like dat

i wanna ruin our friendship :3 #pixelart

Ferretjuice

Acecrow. acecrow. ACE CROW

Based

Oh WOAH!

CHAT THE AUTOMATONS ARE SO ATTACKING PLES HELP www.twitch.tv/thatdeadmango

Om nom nom

Whenever I see a ferret i just want to go *slurp*. Like a very long, albeit hairy, noodle

Chat.. I just got "unshrimped" as tea put it. My whole body is... Refreshed. It is now your turn to have your bones rearranged below your skin.

top 10 games ay? uhhhh: 👁 Hollow Knight 👁 Warframe 👁 Ultrakill 👁 Rain World 👁 Helldivers 👁 Deadlock 👁 Risk of Rain 2 👁 Titanfall 2 👁 Devil Daggers 👁 Celeste Honorable mention to Nosgoth. Gods i loved that game ;-; So sad to see it go :/

Guys... He's got 3 days left to live. What do you say to him?

One day we will invent technology that lets us print edible versions of drawings. Thats the day i feast.

WHAT IS UP GOOPYGANG??? but like fr tho what is this place? is it like... Tumblr?