The protests continue in Inverness this weekend. 🚮 We'd like to remind the good people of Inverness that we are a neutral, unbiased, non-partisan organisation - even when it comes to wee fascist fuds creeping into our glorious city. #dontbeafanny

Inverness Christians and capitalists were on the randan this weekend as the annual 'Showing of Santa's Stigmata' signalled the start of city's Christmas celebrations. 🕳️🎅🕳️ #visitinverness

Inverness - there's no better place to be. ♥️ #visitinverness

Reding iz so lasst yir. Get your retro doorstops at Leakey's Bookshop, Church Street, Inverness. 📚 #visitinverness

A day out with the kids doesn't have to cost a fortune. Take the family out for a day yelling at The Almighty! 🗣️ It's fun, free, and above all else, somebody needs to have a f*cking word. 👍 #vistinverness

This weekend, Inverness saw the first of a rake of unvetted, fighting-age men from exotic places like Aberdeen, stream into the Highland capital to protest against other unvetted, fighting-age men from miles away streaming into Inverness. 🪧 #visitinverness

❌Please do NOT feed the racists❌ #visitinverness

🇺🇸 🇬🇧 Last night, the King and Queen sucked up to a very odd couple from the colonies at a State Banquet at Windsor Castle.

People are beginning to wake up to this... ⏰ #DingwallDoesntExist By Fanny DeVito

Mr Wrong'un - available to buy now from ITB books. 🇬🇧 #dontbeafanny

"The more expensive the car, the more excruciating the chat" - Jane Austen

Another group of poor wee souls from across the firth lands on the blessed shores of Inverness, looking for a better life in the Highland capital. 🤝 #RefugeesWelcome

Squeeze some bees this September when Inverness Farmers Market returns next month.🐝 #visitinverness

Inverness mourns the aftermath of #StormFloris #visitinverness

Keir Starmer and his wife Victoria Starmer have arrived at Turnberry ahead of President Trump's direct download of mental patter straight into the Prime Minister's brain. 👂👈 #dontbeafanny

Here he comes!🍊 The President of the United States of America visits Scotland. 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #dontbeafanny #donaldtrump

Boots Inverness' new weight loss campaign met with mixed reactions from the public.💪 #visitinverness

Stagecoach has released a brand-new, more accurate method of checking when their buses will actually turn up. 🔮 #visitinverness

Fandan Bananaman - A short, shite poem by Fanny DeVito #visitinverness

In Defence of Seagulls - a short poem by Fanny DeVito #visitinverness

Keir Starmer has accepted an invitation to visit US President Donald Trump during his expected trip to Scotland this month 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 #visitscotland

🌏International News: NATO cosies up to "Daddy" Trump and confirms defence spending will rise to 5% of GDP #makeminceandtattiesnotwar

Breaking News: *We think* Oceania is now at war with Eurasia. 🤷 Or it could be Narnia? Either way, dem bad guys are gonnae get it. 🍊 #makeminceandtattiesnotwar

Lovely weather for it. Taps aff for the apocalypse. ☀️

The Highland Council gathered in Bellfield Park today to celebrate the summer solstice with the annual 'Burning of the Receipts', where councillor expenses are cleansed for another year. #visitinverness

Emergency refreshment arrives in Inverness as a city-wide 'It's Fuckeen Boileen' alert is issued. 🥵 #visitinverness

Available now from Waterstones Inverness. 📚 A perfect gift for the mooching b'stards in your life.

PM mobilises air defences as Middle East conflict escalates🫡 #makeminceandtattiesnotwar

The Stoltman Brothers are to appear at the Leonardo Hotel in Inverness this Friday for an evening of stories about lifting things up and then putting them back down again n' that. #VisitInverness

Anti-war demonstration at Inverness Town House attracts celebrity protestors. #makeminceandtattiesnotwar

Inverness colouring book coming soon! 🖍 Great for passing the time between buses, or for those dim of wit/went to the High Skool. 🥴 #VisitInverness

After hearing the bewildering news that Snoop Dogg is to open a burger van at Celtic Park, Susan Boyle has announced she's opening an ice cream van at Clachnacuddin FC's Grant Street Park. #visitinverness #scottishfootball

To raise some cash, Inverness Caledonian Thistle are to replace their pitch with a pure massive swimming pool.🏊‍♀️ The change is not expected to affect the quality of football being played at the ground. ⚽️ #VisitInverness #scottishfootball

To raise some cash, @ICTFC are to replace their pitch with a pure massive swimming pool.🏊‍♀️ The change is not expected to affect the quality of football being played at the ground. ⚽️ #VisitInverness #scottishfootball

Things are getting pretty out of hand between Elon and Donald on Twitter... 😢 #dontbeafanny

With the ban on disposables now in effect, Barney's Newsagents diversifies its stock with an all-new 'double vape' contraption to lure in the weakest of us.😀 #VisitInverness

Give the gift of the dryboak™️ this summer. 😎

Welcome to the Highlands #KeepItLocal

Eastgate Shopping Centre (maybe) open tomorrow 11AM- 5PM #VisitInverness

We're not sure what lurks under the floor of the Black Isle Bar and Rooms Secret Garden, but we'd advise that you hold onto your pint...👀 #VisitInverness

Sick of the constant moaning from motorists, the council switch to a 'suit your-bloody-self' policy on speed limits in Inverness. #VisitInverness

We're pleased to announce that the two abandoned advertising billboards on Lower Kessock Street have been restored and will now be used to display public notices to the local community.⛔️ #VisitInverness

This week, national dickhead Stephen Yaxley-Lennon shares his top tip on how to remain a massive wank no matter the circumstances.

The word on the street is that Putin is neigh craic.🐴🇺🇦 #VisitInverness

Congratulations to local legend Ron Workclothing, who has won the title of 'Chief Cheese Chucker' by coming first in the Inverness Cheese Slice Flinging Competition 2025!🧀🏆

Hilton Chippy: now offering life coaching tips.🍟 #VisitInverness

New artwork installed at Inverness Museum and Art Gallery: 🖼'Our Lady of the Big Bag of Salt & Shake Crisps' 🎨- Fanny DeVito

Anyone heard slagging off Inverness will now be subject to on-the-spot fines of one dead arm by a Stoltman Brother, and an afternoon locked in the upstairs Market Bar's gents' bogs with no Glade plug-in for protection.🚓⛔️ #VisitInverness

The 'Highlands Friends of Israel Vehicle Show' rolls into Inverness this weekend. 🪖 *REMINDER: No food or drink will be served at this event, and any criticism will be considered anti-semitism.😎