It is interesting to note that the percentage of people who have not read a single book in the last year is roughly the same percentage that either voted for fascism . . . or stayed home and let it happen. I will read to you if it is really that big of an obstacle.

Why is this the only colour that seems to be in stock? I kinda want the sinister black one. #rickenbacker #rickenbacker620 #fireglo #jetglo

Dear Christy Gnome, *in Fran Drescher voice* You’re not helping. If you had any self awareness, you would have just wandered into the forest after murdering your dog. Noone’s god is going to forgive you for that.

Wait? It’s possible for actions to have consequences? The conservative is no more self aware than a dog licking its own butt.

Dear USA, At what point will someone shouting “federal agent” be a universal bad thing? Might happen before Independence Day.

This would be a nice birthday gift for me.

I have no real need for one of these, but I am strangely compelled to create one. #guitar #guitarstrings #mummy

You know this is the image his smooth brain conjured up, right?

Can we just swipe left on this timeline? The #maga who responded to that #poll said they literally do not care that this ghoul rapes children. It’s times like this when I wish there really was a god that would just smite these chomos already.

Sometimes I will ponder how different my life would be if I had just abandoned my DNA family right after high school. I was ready to do it.

How poisoned does #instagram algorithm have to be for it to suggest ted nugent to me?

I have heard that the word #taco seems to upset this ghoul.

Hey #maga if you’re having voter’s remorse, the entire planet warned you. We didn’t “try” to warn you. I stopped short of writing it on your hand with a laundry marker. You assholes own all of the bad shit that is currently happening to you.

For the #maga faithful that have ALMOST deciphered what is happening to them/us.

I wonder how folks will calculate the #billions lost to the US #tourism industries this year? (And the next few, to be honest)

#kakistrocacy If y’all don’t know this word, you should. (a government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens)

The #ElectoralCollege is #DEI for #RedStates

I am right there with you, Red Dog. I started the process in the summer of 1991.

#PSA If it sounds uncomfortable “when you put it like that” it was inappropriate in the first place.

From the OG #twilightzone “A sickness known as hate. Not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ; but a sickness nonetheless, highly contagious, deadly in its effects. Don't look for it in the Twilight Zone; look for it in a mirror. Look for it before the light goes out altogether.”

Love it or hate it? (Scratches and dents would basically be invisible.)

Right Wing understanding of "who causes racism” "When I see Obama on TV, it makes me feel racist feelings, therefore Obama made America racist." I have lost most of my DNA family to this.

I have been trying to explain this to most of my family for over a decade. Their ability to ignore reality is unprecedented.

If there was evidence to refute this, someone would have given it up on their death bed.

This is the path I have chosen. #anarchy

I love surf and spaghetti western, but have never bonded with Fender vibrato systems. This Spectra Sonic is more my speed.

Current mood? Contemplating being the light I want to see in the world. 🙂

I concur. Or seize their fortunes via CAF and pay for tuition.

I should buy a case of these and just hand them to the gomers instead of trying to engage them.

I have been ambivalent at best about PRS guitars until I found this. Of course they were made over a decade ago. LOL

The revolution/resolution/goal I have set for myself this year? Get myself back to Oregon for keeps.

If you’ve ever experienced a DL spec cinema showing, this really resonates. It’s loud and scary and I have been lucky enough to do it twice.

That resonates with me. “The man from another place has gone home.”

I wish we could lock them out like this. Or send them to Mars.

When did having clean air to breathe become a radical idea? (At least for the maga dolts.)

The latest guitar I am jonesing for, the Ziggy.