Trying melatonin gummies for the first time. The one I took from the bottle was apparently two gummies stuck together. Wish me luck I guess???

TIL that you have to pay for the little wooden fork at the grocery store salad bar. This is my public apology for stealing countless forks over the years 🥴

Imagine a Collab between FishingGarret (Yoink man of Florida Everglades) and I did a thing (Aussie Michael Reeves with even less self-preservation instinct) As cool as that would be, I think at least one of them would end up dead 😂 so maybe not

My sleep schedule is such a wreck. Knee pain kept me from sleeping properly for daysss and then today * wake up having slept 14 hours feeling like death itself. Abandon human flesh, return to fish (pretty please)

I keep thinking about the guy saying mayodenoche

I pet the neighbor's dog and he was so happy and cuddly 🥹 He apparently isn't usually that excited meeting people but he was wagging his tail so hard he was ready for lift off when greeting me. DOGS ARE TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD AAAAAA

I got a new hoodie delivered to my mailbox. Holy crap the mailman put EFFORT into cramming that thing into my mailbox. It for sure did not fit and I looked like a raccoon trying to pull it out. Give this man a raise, but also, damn am I glad this item wasn't breakable LMAO

gotta love Norwegian

Needing physical therapy is just Vtuber lore now, I was fish with no legs, now am fish with legs, legs work no good

Physical therapy suckssssssssss, I got like a million knee exercises to do 5 times a week 🥹

My first physical therapy appointment today. Fishical therapy if you will

Who's Peeve and why do they get all the pets

Just obliterated a mango like I was a feral rat. It was delicious

Very blind very spooky stream of mouthwashing rn twitch.tv/TaffiTheKoi

It's Halloween my dudes. Gonna stream mouthwashing tonight. Blind so no spoilers pls!

Also sorry for missing a lot of streams lately, I'm out of my better painkiller >.< One I can't use long term so probably gonna be more inconsistent with streams

Been watching some vids of people playing yakuza 0 and realized, the side stories just triggering all the time when you trying to do something? Closest thing I seen to a ADHD sim lmao

So there is a fish sanrio character. He kinda weird lookin. Sorry Hangyodon, but Pompompurin is still my favorite 🥴

Someone motivate me to clean my apartment, it's a mess 🥹 Executive dysfunction is so fucking cruel. BRAIN PLS WORK WITH ME

I want to use bsky more, but whenever I got something to say it's gone before the apps even loads in. Sometimes that might be for the better actually, I'm not good at thinking before speaking 🥴

I want to get more art, but there's several things to save for aaa Fanfest trip (assuming I get tickets) Switch 2 Mostly just spending my money on the necessities atm and fighting for the life of me against ADHD impulse buying crap. Only partially successful, but tbf I needed that frying pan 🥹

Last post was partially a reminder to myself ngl. I already bought the game so I need to make sure I fuckin play it 🫠

Gonna play mouthwashing for Halloween. Had my eye on the game last year, kinda excited 🤗 Stream might not be on the day of Halloween but it will be close at the very least (assuming my health stuff keeps in line)

The urge to eat a container of sour cream Why

Oh yeah no stream today, it's stormy out and I'd just be very distracted

I don't know why I care about centaurs

Hey honey it's time for my biyearly crashout about centaurs! WHERE THEIR LUNGS AT? If in the human half it would take up all the space? If in the horse part the windpipe would have to be the length of a skiprope. I remember reading somewhere they could have blowholes??? Horse air holes. When sea cen

Do centaurs sleep standing up or?

I slept slightly wrong and now my shoulder demands a blood sacrifice

My mouth hurts. Wisdom teeth begone aaaaaaa

More Fe3H rn over at www.twitch.tv/TaffiTheKoi

Your pet in a teacup! ⋆❀° Commissions now open on Ko-fi, including a profile pic version as well! This is me trying to make an income until I can ship to the US 🤎 Link below!

Maybe I should make a bucket list. Pretty sure there are a lot of small mundane things I just haven't done and could easily cross out

I don't think I have ever actually seem fireflies myself. Almost considered them something that just exist in games. One day I'll go somewhere to see fireflies 🤗

There is no one more feral than fanfic enjoyers when ao3 is down. Stay sane out there pookies

Nothing beats hanging out with Joe and laughing at the stupidest memes we can find. Favorite of the night gotta be Goofy dies in a car crash while listening to Post Malone ASMR Get yourself a bestie to laugh at weird ASMR with

Discord asking me for ID. Eat my ass

I'm so done with summer man. I have an air con now but with it running I can't really stream. It's so loud I can't even hear myself think 🥹

Friend of mine said I had iron mouse energy yesterday. I'm still riding that high

Never gonna learn to snack in moderation. I ate a fuck ton of tomatoes, tummy not happy :(

@joekageyama.bsky.social haha stinky

New south park episode actually insane. Good stuff 🤌

This heatwave has been the fucking worst. I have been laying in bed with ice packs and a fan 90% of the time. Can't even sit at my computer without the sweat starting to run down my skin. It's NASTY. Just been eating bread without anything on. I have 0 energy for anything

I did not know we were getting more mega pokemon?? Dragonite absolute cutie

So that's a thing :I

I made a profile and all that jazz for art fight, I want to draw but this heatwave got me stuck in bed with no energy. I'm gonna save up for air con

It's so hot. I can't cool down T_T I take a cold shower, 3min later I'm sweating buckets again. Not fish friendly weather

So tired of buying food only to have it go bad because i have no energy to cook :(

Miitopia time come hang www.twitch.tv/taffithekoi

Literally me🥲 sorry friends