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On my period but I wish I was on my BEERIOD.
about 6 hours ago
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Bowie and Henley have been so clingy and precious while mom is gone it’s been heavenly
about 7 hours ago
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Fighting with someone you lowkey hate is like “ok let’s rap battle and break up” but fighting with someone you’re in love with is like 9/11
about 7 hours ago
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Forget it. I’m gonna buy monster hunter wilds
about 9 hours ago
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If somebody spilled milk rn, I would surely cry
about 13 hours ago
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Loveeeeee hanging out with my boyfriend but I cannot do the hours of 2x speed reels while I’m trying to work hahahhaha
about 17 hours ago
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“Who’d you hear that from?” Ken Jennings 9 times out of 10
about 21 hours ago
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Daniels making me dinner cause I’m his girl friend and he loves meeeeeeee
1 day ago
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Spent around 8 hours on this branding and the client just says “okya”
1 day ago
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Pulling out the slapchop tonight
1 day ago
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I’m so excited for the one piece to come out so I can finally have an opinion.
1 day ago
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Glad it’s not storming today. Henley has been so scared it’s been breaking my heart.
2 days ago
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I need to stop being an alcoholic and lock myself out of my phone if I do drink.
2 days ago
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California is going to heal me. I will come back different and better
2 days ago
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Idk why I STILL try with Stephi 😭 that lady legit wants me to die hahahahha
2 days ago
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When I’m ignoring Bowie so he starts fake sneezing? Get a grip 😭
2 days ago
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I legit can’t even have two beers without turning into a fucking loser. I need to stop drinking completely Jesus Christ.
2 days ago
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My bug bites are in a SATANIC RING
2 days ago
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I make oversharing look even less cool than it already is
2 days ago
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The bruises I have from these dogs clawing at me or treating me like solid ground to step on. I love them
2 days ago
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I wish I was at the beach with Daniel instead of working again sooooooo bad
2 days ago
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Sorry for my two beer = one million texts last night. You can ignore. I’m just being a crashout
2 days ago
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I miss my boyfriend
2 days ago
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Everything is a nightmare. Except for those very brief moments.
2 days ago
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It’s really time to address my crop top issue now that I have bug bites on my stomach and nothing to wear
3 days ago
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Actually fucking up is soooo much worse than just being anxious and convincing yourself you did lol
3 days ago
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Grandmas doing her laundry and I’m just hearing noises I’ve never heard in my life
3 days ago
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Instagram knows what I want
3 days ago
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Thai Tara red curry, hot, double tofu, add onion is a perfect meal
3 days ago
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My sisters boss overdosed on wegovy
3 days ago
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Yeah I would watch the new season of hotd but seeing the dragons die makes me really sad so I’m not gonna.
3 days ago
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I’m so fweakin tired I hate having a job
3 days ago
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It’s so funny how dio was like “ride the tiger” and “like a rainbow” and people were like “ya this is def demonic”
3 days ago
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I’m such a dang Baka sometimes 🤦🏻♀️
3 days ago
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Hey guys!!! Sorry for that major blunder the other day… I bet that made me look really silly!!! 🙈😜 Every day is a gift… that’s why they call it the present. Toodles!!! 🥰🤩
4 days ago
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I don’t wanna go to trivia at alllllllllllllllllll
4 days ago
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Daniel loves to come over and watch reels on 2x speed at full volume
4 days ago
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My morning skinny kinda healed me today
4 days ago
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My natural hair finally answers the question of “what if your hair had 6 different textures and was always greasy and frizzy at the same time?”
4 days ago
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It actually smells like updog in here
4 days ago
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So many of my coworkers need to be put on a psychiatric hold.
4 days ago
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Hearing those chickens screech ruins my day every time
4 days ago
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Mistakes feel smaller when a sweet dog is looking at you
4 days ago
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Love when Henley sleeps with my but why does he have to take up two thirds of the bed
4 days ago
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Didn’t really need any more wake up calls since I’m extremely aware that I have a problem but actually blacking is kind of insane. I hope I can be embarrassed enough to actually make a change now lol.
4 days ago
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4 days ago
I need to get into reading again
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Costar said I’m gonna stop being a binge drinking alcoholic
5 days ago
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I really gotta do better lol
5 days ago
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“You’re not supposed to drink on those meds!” Okay so I actually think psychosis would be good for me.
5 days ago
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People be like “happy Father’s Day! You’re the best!” And it’s a dude that says homophobic slurs daily
5 days ago
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