On my period but I wish I was on my BEERIOD.

Bowie and Henley have been so clingy and precious while mom is gone it’s been heavenly

Fighting with someone you lowkey hate is like “ok let’s rap battle and break up” but fighting with someone you’re in love with is like 9/11

Forget it. I’m gonna buy monster hunter wilds

If somebody spilled milk rn, I would surely cry

Loveeeeee hanging out with my boyfriend but I cannot do the hours of 2x speed reels while I’m trying to work hahahhaha

“Who’d you hear that from?” Ken Jennings 9 times out of 10

Daniels making me dinner cause I’m his girl friend and he loves meeeeeeee

Spent around 8 hours on this branding and the client just says “okya”

Pulling out the slapchop tonight

I’m so excited for the one piece to come out so I can finally have an opinion.

Glad it’s not storming today. Henley has been so scared it’s been breaking my heart.

I need to stop being an alcoholic and lock myself out of my phone if I do drink.

California is going to heal me. I will come back different and better

Idk why I STILL try with Stephi 😭 that lady legit wants me to die hahahahha

When I’m ignoring Bowie so he starts fake sneezing? Get a grip 😭

I legit can’t even have two beers without turning into a fucking loser. I need to stop drinking completely Jesus Christ.

My bug bites are in a SATANIC RING

I make oversharing look even less cool than it already is

The bruises I have from these dogs clawing at me or treating me like solid ground to step on. I love them

I wish I was at the beach with Daniel instead of working again sooooooo bad

Sorry for my two beer = one million texts last night. You can ignore. I’m just being a crashout

I miss my boyfriend

Everything is a nightmare. Except for those very brief moments.

It’s really time to address my crop top issue now that I have bug bites on my stomach and nothing to wear

Actually fucking up is soooo much worse than just being anxious and convincing yourself you did lol

Grandmas doing her laundry and I’m just hearing noises I’ve never heard in my life

Instagram knows what I want

Thai Tara red curry, hot, double tofu, add onion is a perfect meal

My sisters boss overdosed on wegovy

Yeah I would watch the new season of hotd but seeing the dragons die makes me really sad so I’m not gonna.

I’m so fweakin tired I hate having a job

It’s so funny how dio was like “ride the tiger” and “like a rainbow” and people were like “ya this is def demonic”

I’m such a dang Baka sometimes 🤦🏻‍♀️

Hey guys!!! Sorry for that major blunder the other day… I bet that made me look really silly!!! 🙈😜 Every day is a gift… that’s why they call it the present. Toodles!!! 🥰🤩

I don’t wanna go to trivia at alllllllllllllllllll

Daniel loves to come over and watch reels on 2x speed at full volume

My morning skinny kinda healed me today

My natural hair finally answers the question of “what if your hair had 6 different textures and was always greasy and frizzy at the same time?”

It actually smells like updog in here

So many of my coworkers need to be put on a psychiatric hold.

Hearing those chickens screech ruins my day every time

Mistakes feel smaller when a sweet dog is looking at you

Love when Henley sleeps with my but why does he have to take up two thirds of the bed

Didn’t really need any more wake up calls since I’m extremely aware that I have a problem but actually blacking is kind of insane. I hope I can be embarrassed enough to actually make a change now lol.

I need to get into reading again

Costar said I’m gonna stop being a binge drinking alcoholic

I really gotta do better lol

“You’re not supposed to drink on those meds!” Okay so I actually think psychosis would be good for me.

People be like “happy Father’s Day! You’re the best!” And it’s a dude that says homophobic slurs daily