Can confirm, it was an amazing show 🤘

Time for my yearly pun: Seasonal Depression? You mean Fall Damage…

Ovi the GOAT (in goal count)

I think there are so many more bands that are either uncredited or uncompiled today who draw their influence from Saosin than people will ever know… And to this day and forever I know that Saosin will never get the credit or recognition they deserve.

Abolish DST

You’re telling me honey did WHAT in my cheerios?!

Summary of the last week of my life in two words: SO DUMB!

The fact that in 15 minutes John Wick could make me justify 4 movies via a single puppy needs to be studied.

It’s freaking wild that the very first person we as the audience seek John Wick kill is literally his own wife… Talk about emotional investment.

The hell even is a dragula…

This new album seems to have a lot of Taylor hate going around the last couple days. But honestly there could be more, we really need to step up our game here people. These are rookie numbers in this racket.

Mods, unscramble that man’s eggs.

Gvmt does their job and doesn’t shut down any% challenge mode impossible.

Man… remember hoverboards? I always fucking HATED them because they did neither of the things they were named after. Didn’t hover. And think of every “-board” you know: skateboard, snowboard, surfboard, skimboard… they all have a lead foot stance. 2010’s cancer along with the millennial stomp/clap.

Idiots returning to work tomorrow after not getting the “Heavenly Uppies” they were promised for the 16th time in the last 40 years:

I can’t believe I’m sick on EWF day. This feels illegal. 🤒

I just walked into a Zumiez wearing a polo shirt, shorts, running shoes, and neck pain after shopping consultants for a bathroom remodel… I have never felt so fucking ANCIENT in my entire GD life.

FOR SUPER EARTH!!!

Alright time to ruin something for the general public. If you search watches, 90% of image results on non-digital watches display the time 10:10 on the face. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. You’re welcome.

Control: Would you ever eat a wheel of Brie cheese? Normal person: Oh my god, no. Control: What if I put it on a slab of wood with various bread, meat, and fruits? Person: AUGH I MUST CONSUME THE LOT OF IT

Anyone else find it weird that in Whiplash nobody has any other classes than jazz practice? Like literally no assignments, labs, projects, ANYTHING other than 9am and 6pm practice? No music theory, history, modern music studies or ANYTHING?!

WTF BILL MURRAY WAS IN QUANTUMANIA!?! I freaking saw that shit and I don’t even remember that…

I’ve had hot pot before, I’ve had k-bbq before, but I’ve never had KPOT before. It was glorious 😭 #Veni

Pro gamer tip: Don’t get drunk and smash your face into your bass guitar like an idiot. Possibly related news, I’m very hungover today and have a black eye. 🙃

Side note, this was in the bathroom of the restaurant I was in today:

Broke: “biological male/female”. Woke: “For 25 minutes at a time I silently stare without blinking into the dancing flames of a fire and contemplate existence, myself within it’s chaotic ballet, and the warm embrace of the sudden end. Then when someone ask’s ‘what’s up, dude?’ You say ‘Oh, nothin.’”

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Alright bluesky, rate my cuck chair.

Dear god this game is nothing but chaos and liberty and I love it 🤣

Tonight…

It’s 2:30 in the morning and I can’t stop wondering how vampires put on their makeup…

Tornadotrx posted! And it’s such beautiful footage 😭 youtu.be/pbPqc2_HD1o?...

Huh… Found my old pokemon bag from middle school and just saw I have a still factory sealed 1st edition Machamp from 1999. I… think that’s good?

The greatest sin is being boring.

Literally any Oscar winning film in the last 4 years ❎ A 3 hour 34 minute long youtube video on the complete history of minecraft 2b2t ✅

KPDH was my movie of the year, but it might be possibly dethroned right now with the 1000 Players Simulate Civilization minecraft video on youtube. That shit was absolutely PEAK cinema. 😭

I finally got curious enough to google what the hell a labubu is. They’re just ugly physical NFTs. So that’s what we’re doing again, huh? Just fugly NFTs but they’re on belts now?

One of my favorite genres of video to watch online is British people experiencing for the first time American (usually southern/comfort) food. I mean, flavor.

The dress is and always has been blue and black btw.

The bagel button on toasters is an absolute conspiracy. Nothing changes in the operation of the toaster. It’s a lie, a sham, fuegazie, illusion. What is big toast keeping from us?

Cause we were just a midwest sundown cigarette, A hot mess that burned out in the end…

Pretty disappointed in a lot of friends tonight since in the last 23 years of playing Halo, not A SINGLE TIME, has anyone ever told me that Foe Hammer (Echo 419) was a LotR reference…

Back 4 Blood had changed a lot since I last played… Might be time to jump back in 🤔

K/DA walked so Huntr/x could run. And honestly, I’m fine with that. youtu.be/UOxkGD8qRB4?...

Remember that one time in 2019 when a (later came out as gay) black man took over the country charts with Old Town Road and then basically every racist and homophobic person in the entire genre exposed themselves over it? I’d say “wild times” but it turns out they’re the loud ones now…

Look… If by now you STILL don’t fuck with Bilmuri, then I really got no idea what we have in common.

You know what crunchyroll? No, I do not think I can top those numbers. Considering 12,345 hours is 514 days, I don’t think I’m going to be able to top that alleged spring season that at all…

Hulk Hogan was NOT on my list when I posted this yesterday, WTF… Well, still holding out the third slot for the big orange to get juiced.