▷ i fw ib, off, hylics, lisa (giga-nerd voice)

* Hellllll yes. Let's get some Pepper on that Steak.

▷ Strumming 'Vs. Susie' on her imaginary guitar. A theme for a Dragon that was supposed to be left behind at the start of the 'heroic adventure'. She couldn't help smiling at the rebellious spirit that seemed to carry on her own torch...

* You can't just ask people why they're grey!!!!

▷ Jamming out to Jingle Bell Rock herself. An all-timer.

* I could be anyone under the mask. * I could even be that random guy Papyrus.

* Her special power. * (Everyone be nice to her or I'll unleash My special power)

* Damn right.

▷ i picture my dess coming out of the armor like the samus death animation where the armor explodes and zs samus comes out, then the dormant form of the knight armor is added back into her inventory

▷ unidentified fucking Thing has breached containment

* Not cool, threatening the POW.

* I only vaguely know who Susie is. * Mom hates her, Elly likes her. * Part of the Prophecy, obviously. * But Susie Sunday, sure.

▷ Doing the Toriel squint.

* I don't think a Field from my sister is a good idea. * Can we leave her alone?

* ... heh. * Hey, @withblackenedknife.bsky.social, I think we're clear for takeoff!

* I used to throw firecrackers at Azzy every 4th of July... ▷ She's about to start doing the reverse of 'I miss when Kris used to dip me in scalding hot tar'.

* I remember when Kris used to be Kris.

* It's not like anyone is going to win against Red. * That's why... well, I can't say any more, just in case they're listening.

* I'm about 50/50 on Santa existing. * But I need some kind of positive magic in my life. * Anything.

* You know, being a meta entity who stains the narrative despite being absent from it isn't all it's cracked up to be.

* As long as it's not about my dad, I guess...

* Alright. At least one of those was uncalled for.

* OK. I actually think we shouldn't kill and maim Flowery? * ... But, uh, that's just a complete stranger's opinion. * I don't know that guy. At all. Ever.

▷ Trying not to get mad at the other Knight. * Maybe let's not enable Noelle Voiceclips ever again

* They did? * That's... bad. * (G doesn't want me messing that kind of thing...)

* I could really use a Coffee Shop AU for my entire life right now.

* I... try not to do FATAL damage. * If I can help it. * ... but maybe I'd whack them on the head with my bat. * For good measure.

▷ 'no interfering' dess actively moving mountains to get pink on goner noelle's side

▷ ... I let it go. * Don't worry about it. * It's personal.

* Hype moments carry! * But I do recommend the F/SN adaptation by Ufotable... ▷ This would be the part where she pushed up her glasses if she had them.

* You're so right... I think Fate/Stay Night did it first with Reality Marbles, though. * JJK is just the new hotness.

* Good taste is shared between the Knights, I see.

* I used to steal booze back when I was ali... around. * I was a teen... but it was the 'cool' thing to do. * I might've passed it around where I shouldn't have.

* The TV and puppet guys are having a toxic relationship. * My sister is pushing the nerd bird and Kris together. * Just another day in Hometown.

* (My birthday.) ▷ I hold a different number in my heart, but the sentiment's similar.

* Well, I respect them shooting their shot! * Even if it's completely missing the mark... ▷ A short snort-laugh. * I can't imagine him with a beard, anyway. * But, he's definitely not the Knight, that's for sure.

* Okay, true. * She doesn't have Aura™. ▷ But then again, I've never seen her fight seriously. She always just chops stuff that gets in her way then moves on... * Hey! Isn't that one of Elly's classmates? * Umm... whatever his name was. * Did he grow that beard? I never checked.

▷ Dess smirks at that. * Mom?? I mean, she's kinda scary and gives off bad vibes and goes around with a katana and... ▷ The smirk falls, slowly. * Actually I can kinda see it.

* Wait, what???? ▷ Scooting over next to her armored self to view the Corkboard of Conspiracies (phone). * That's so stupid... * Just because nobody's ever seen him? * I mean, that'd be like... * Like if dad was the Knight, since he's not always plan-relevant!

▷ Pausing, she bites her lip. * Well, from my intel, he's that new shopkeeper guy's brother. * But the thing is, I've never actually seen him either? * So I don't know if they made him up, or like...??

* Oh, yeah, might be worth checking out! * If nothing else, they're not technically wrong either. * In that armor, we can shapeshift, so...