Happy Foden v Palmer for City’s best ever English midfielder day Ps I hope they both win

Been a minute Crypto taken over my life Any Liverpool news? 👀😩

First benching headache of the season I don’t like it Can I undo wildcard? 😏

Wildcard with 19 minutes to go Who says no?

Roll on the wildcard

FPL is worse than a toxic relationship I can’t stand opening the app at the minute 😂 Top 1% to 1.1m in a matter of 2 months

Just had a coffee ☕️ in my new mug Fucking cold, waste of money, won’t be buying again

How many of you get a happy birthday from Ed Sheeran 👀😉

OMG a green arrow 🙂‍↔️

I love Cucu

It worked KTBFFH 💙

Written in the stars for Spurs to turn us over today isn’t it 2 poor draws & a loss, manager clashes with fans, we’re in tasty form… This game is gonna ruin my Sunday, I can smell it

2FTs in GW15 ✅ 1FT already for GW16 ✅ Salah finally in, only took a 1mil rank drop to make me do it

Just need 4372 Solanke goals tonight and my season isn’t over

👋🏽 goodbye to my season

Thank you Lumley 💙

Why are we jumping in to challenges at 100mph? Fs

Mental I’m celebrating a CS when I’ve dropped over 400k in rank in November 🥲

Forgot I started Henderson, early birthday and Christmas present, thanks Dean 😍

Mad that a 16% decline in rank is something I’m considering a good GW after the shit show I’ve had last month 🥲

First time in a while my transfers worked out ☑️ Haaland & Rogers out - 4 Points Jackson & Saka in - 24 Points 20 Points boost, much needed. Shame my captain choice didn’t come good but it’s not a terrible GW.. Onto Tuesday 😬

That boy Cold Palmer 🥶 #CFC

Jackson, Bruno and Palmer returning Super Sunday at it’s finest 🥶

I’ve still got 7 to play, quite impressed Saka setting me up nicely, now I just need the other donkeys to do something

I’ve got a 4 bottles of wine head this morning

That has to be a Mbuemo assist Please

Brentford goal and Mbuemo not involved.

NO EARLY KICK OFF?

Got past the Brighton game with 0 players and not much movement in rank, feels like a win already. Mbuemo to do the business today please 🙏🏽

Mbuemo captain, disaster incoming but I’m here for it

If anyone predicted at the start of the season you’d be leaning to captaining Salah in GW13 they must be top 1K rank

Captain choice is tough this GW, who are you picking? From my team, it could be any of 5, Solanke, Palmer, Cunha, Mbuemo or Bruno

Making early changes are nice you know, don’t feel stressed 💆 Enjoy deadline everyone, see you on the other side 🙏🏽

First early trigger of the season 2FTs Haaland and Rogers out Jackson and Saka In Palmer out for Salah next…

Wonderful ⬇️🙏🏽

It’s a long game anyway, right? RIGHT?

Cba to go into it 🔻 526K Just the 400K descent in 4 GWs, no biggie.

-4 this weekend I reckon Haaland out Still no Salah Saka a must Am I mad?

That start cements a Bruno blank, needed him to score early 😅

1st GW on Bluesky and it’s just as depressing as on X No Salah no party 😭

Bruno cappers like me 🙏🏽

😅

Southampton keeper costing me a green arrow, what is he doing there? 😂

Wonder if anyone made a rage transfer this GW? @lordophiuchus.bsky.social 👀

What a counter attack that is 😮‍💨

Keeping a 15.1m flop so I can say “told you so” to non-owners when he bangs a hatty is edging me closer to a disastrous season 😅

Green arrows everywhere except for the Meets London league, shows how strong the competition is 💪🏽