When your friend just won’t get your pronouns right, you know it’s gonna be a bad time.

Give our new family a gift! I know you can! It’s a mitzvah!

The hostess had finished folding a stick of butter into the meat sauce, we were all sitting around the table ready to eat, and it came up that I was the only Jewish person anyone there had ever met.

No one was even asking her to do any cleaning… pouting and pretending there wasn’t something that had to be cleaned.

I told her to stop. She tried again. I told her to stop again. She tried again.

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My “chosen-ness” came up, so I explained it meant I was chosen to do the dishes, and got down to it.

And I simply do not have access to any space lasers.

I wanted to tuck in and focus on the meal, but I was representing the entirety of the Jewish people.

I’m mediocre teshuva.

We made it, let’s go!

four more reskeets needed by 6:30 PST to continue the story tonight be a hero; click to make the fun

This is where the story starts.

4 people are invested enough in hearing the end of this story that they reskeeted it and 6 of their friends can’t share it? Doesn’t that seem messed up?

Reposting for the early afternoon crowd. There’s twists and turns.

If a group of people A has two subgroups B and C and B believes that ideology D is vital to their identity as group A and group C believes that ideology D is not vital nor do they hold that ideology but none the less are members of group A, that causes a very specific issue for B.

Day Four as we work towards assisting those in need this holiday season and a whole bunch of thank-yous

“petty and glorious!”

While we were planning the trip, it was made clear to me that she considered her sister a bad cook

And whether or not I would put half a cup of oregano into a sauce is beyond the point. This was this lady’s *big dinner she made for guests* and I was served it.

I don’t know if it was the stick of butter, the fact that I’m an immaculate house guest, or that I was disassociating by that point, but I thought it was delicious.

"I shit on trans people and got called out by a trans person here's why that is an unacceptable violation of the social contract" buddy, go fuck yourself inside out

I’m just trying to repair the ass of my hazmat suit and sell my zine.

It’s right. It’s chilly out. I should be filled with self love and marshmallows.

Urgency! Don’t let time slip away!

Get serious. Time is running out and this is a looooooong story.

Part of my partner’s job is to organize Sacramento’s annual homeless memorial (held on winter solstice in every major city in the US). Today she is gathering all of the names. So far the count is 174. All people who would likely still be alive today if they weren’t forced to live on the street 💔

as good at finding Tel Aviv on a map as anyone else in California, and also the foremost expert on the two state solution in any room I’ve been in because…. I’m the only Jewish they’ve ever met

The antisemitism was the point.

Whyyyyy

Thru sheer grit, I’m Jewish enough to know what this means

Should dogs drive cars?

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This is where the story starts.

Thank you @aftiej.bsky.social for funding the next part of the story! Here it comes.

This thread is nuts 🥜 😭 ❤️

I just dmed a few people because the app feels empty. If you were disregarding me, I apologize for the intrusion. Thank you to everyone who is able to pay attention to me. 💜

Reskeet to find out what happened at dinner.

All the Natives when someone who follows Lakotaman1 is like "but I learned so much from him" and it's like "ok, what do you THINK you learned so I can correct that information and correct course here".

Cool TikTok flagged my video about my zine about how antisemitism hurts people for violating community guidelines. Totally normal timeline. I’m gonna end up having to get a job training AI to replace me. 😭

I will also accept 10 reskeets of this post. Thank you for communicating your interest!

While we were planning the trip, it was made clear to me that she considered her sister a bad cook

my anxiety is highhhhhhhhhhhh

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Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works. And feel free to tell us about it. Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.