When I ignored Ifrit's Nail, it was a lesson, you see. It was about teaching new players to watch the battlefield. It wasn't just me being placed with three brand new players, and seeing a golden opportunity to blow them all up. I swear.

Oh no! My plan to hide my love of cowprint clearly hasn't worked! Now everyone knows about my plans for a Playboy Bunny mansion full of thick dickgirls in cowprint running trains on each other!

Alright fellas, 1am. The coast is clear. Now no one can hear my talk about cowprint. About how I just want a strip club full of thick dickgirls in cowprint, waving their dicks in the air. Spitroasting people and GETTING spitroasted. Fat asses in tiny cowprint string bikinis everywhere.

One more off the, 'I hadn't seen this all the way through,' pile. It's truly amazing how some movies can keep you in your seat for 2 hours straight with no problem. The only time I peeked at my phone is to look up actors, because somehow I mistook, "Alan Rickman" for "Leonard Nimoy," lmao.

Patreon reward for Toni. Imma suck this gals tiddies. https://www.patreon.com/c/micknasty

I sometimes see the Laughing Cow in my dreams.

Having grown up with anime/JRPGs and seeing the same, "zero-to-hero teenage kid," story rehashed 1000 times, it took a long time to realize that I just prefer stories with competent heroes. It's not that fucking hard. Just put them up against challenges that battle skills alone can't handle.

Comm done for me by TanukiryPeaches over on Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/tanukirypeaches.bsky.social Hee hee. Gyaru clown girls out on the town.

Getting back in to FF14 for a little bit before Evercold drops. Still not sure I'm gonna play it after Dawntrail, but we'll see. In the meantime, picked up Picto, but it's just not as fun as good old fashioned BLM. Also I still really love my BLM portrait.

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See here's exactly what I'm talking about. This is why I need to see all these old movies, myself. Only a discerning eye like my own could pick on the subtleties and nuance in this image. The tiny details that make me want to facefuck a gargoyle in drag.

Beef! Moo-oo! 🐮 #furryart #furry #fatfur

This is late as fuck Elden Ring talk, but I just saw a post that reminded me of something. Apparently some people have more trouble with Malenia than PCR? If anyone with that opinion can see this, I have to know wtf your build is. Shield users, I'm guessing?

Nidoqueen and Kangaskhan Butts

Lore Drop: Lucky doesn't sleep. She just...stops. Never blinking. Never moving. In the city she resides, most people are aware of her. She's like a local legend, and "Clown Spotting" is a fun little activity teenagers and drunk college kids engage in.

Incest Warning Catching up on some things I wanted to do recently. Namely a Mother's Day pic! Been thinking about this more and I don't want to lean to far into the Tsundere thing. Bro's mom is most assuredly possessive and crazy, but she likely fucks other dudes when her son isn't around.

I'd just like to make everyone aware of this song from Star Ocean 3, which is fucking absurd and makes me laugh, but unironically gets really good halfway through somehow. The voice clips are sampled, btw, which is why they're ridiculous. This is a boss fight, btw: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cug...

I have a standard set of names I use when naming layers in my art. "Cream" is the name I use for countershading. (The lighter skin/fur color of a character's face/stomach.) "Dude" is what I use for male characters. So sometimes I have to write, "Dude Cream," and that's really funny to me.

Noah loves his GF Bebe's fat ass

Little late for Golden Week I think, but I was a bit busy with commissions and Star Ocean 2. Either way, titties.

Point B: You don't need to be a master to start the thing you want. Start it now and make it better later; otherwise, you'll spend years grinding fundamentals and be too scared to do anything... like me, unfortunately.

I didn't draw much toward the end up last month, thus have nothing new to post. Here. Have an old, unreleased version of a Lucky tit pic.

This is a movie I've heard one or two people gush about over the years, and uh, yeah. Yeah I get it. It's kind of fucking amazing. Except anything involving that goddamn kid. Little too slapstick'y at times. And obvs the CGI is highly questionable, but fuck. When you're in it, you're in it.

Hey you. Yeah you. Get into the habit of telling your favorite artist you want to fuck their character. (Assuming they're publicly okay with this.) Like downright pin em down and pound them till they can't say words anymore. Fuck 'em silly. Paint their face. Smash that pussy.

Invitation

So I beat Star Ocean last night and had a quick question for any series aficionados out there. I'm playing on Universe. First time ever. This fight. The three Wiseman at the bottom of the tower...Is this the worst designed fight in the whole fucking game, or is it just me?

Haven't even finished, but 100% confident in my assessment. I love the shit out of this game, and unfortunately it makes me realize why later games downplayed the 'skills' aspect so much. As fun as it is, you spend just as much time in menus as you do actually playing/exploring.

haven't drawn the sona in a good while (or a clown in general,,)

If you see this man, please call the cops. If he's bold enough to do this on camera can you IMAGINE what he does in private?! Absolutely heinous. You can't trust anyone these days.

Random Lore: Dot takes decades to actually gain weight. Instead, she can eat near infinitely and just keeps gets fatter in a 'comical' cartoon fashion. Then it all burns away by the next morning. Great for weight gain fetishist! Very expensive tho.

Kinda busy with work stuff / tryna finish Star Ocean 2R, so here's my golden week pic from last year. THE BULGE VERSION THO.

『これ描いて死ね』fan art(2024) アニメは7月3日より放送！楽しみだー www.vap.co.jp/korekaite-sh...

Seeing Gungans making a comeback for some reason. Well, it's 5 in the morning for me this is the best time I can safely say that I bet Gungans give the best head in the galaxy. LOOK AT THOSE GODDAMN LIPS, BRO. YOU COULDN'T PRY ME OFF OF THAT WITH THE JAWS OF LIFE.

Our Party: *Jumps off boat The Laziest Henchman In History LITERALLY 5 Seconds Later: "Can't find 'em sir." This Fucking Guy: "Humans must be made of salt. They probably dissolved in on contact with the ocean. Pack it in, boys."

I've previously played Star Ocean 3 and 4 on stream. I like them quite a bit, but I've never played the originals. I picked up the the 2 remake and wtf is wrong with this game, lmao? I've never played a game that just...let you do this much. You can break it so easily, and ngl, that's pretty fun.

Monthly Patreon reward for Toni. Mmm. Raff https://www.patreon.com/micknasty

I feel like this has meme potential. Original Video: youtube.com/shorts/Ix6Wh...

And then we got married. And then I sucked on her tiddies. And then she called me a nerd and threw on the bed. And then-

Reminder that Dot almost exclusively takes it up the ass, because she's saving it for marriage. Just kidding. It makes dudes cum really fast and she can more optimally poke fun at you when she makes you moan like a bitch.

MANY such cases.

MOnthly Patreon reward for Starknight.  Been thinking about cows a lot lately, soooo... https://www.patreon.com/micknasty

"Mick, why are you up at 4am baking bread from scratch?" Because I've lost control of my life. Also it's wheat this time! More importantly. It tastes great. It's super soft on the inside, but WHY ARE YOU NOT FLUFFY? MUST YE RISE FOR HOURS BEFORE YOUR HOLES ARE DEVELOPED?

It's always really funny to me in games when characters in-universe refer to the buttons you're hitting IRL. I don't mind it at all, but it does make me chuckle just imagining the characters going, "The what? The fuck are you talking about? 'Sp. Atk button?'"

Birthday Patreon reward for for Helix. https://www.patreon.com/micknasty

My criteria for rating games. (And I guess movies.): 1. Did you regret playing this? 2. Would you play this again? 3. Would you play this again any time soon? It's how I recommend things. 1. Low bar. Playable. 2. Easy recommend. 3. 10/10. Dan ouda dan.

Madame Flurrie’s not full of just air, she’s full of ❤️love❤️ #nsfw #rule34 #papermariottyd #mario #flurrie #madamflurrie

Commission for nopenothinghere over on FA. There was a direct inspiration for this picture by a certain, Picturd-like character. Was happy to oblige, because that pic's kinda horny.

There's a workplace safety poster at my job. Yada, yada. Don't do this. Don't do that. Resources, etc. The most important part is the, 'How to lift boxes' section, which makes me laugh uncontrollably every time I see it, because it looks like a shitpost, lmao.

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Commission for evenbiggertoni over on Bsky. Never reach down to pick up shiny objects. This could be you!