Did you know you can use motor oil as cooking oil? No? It's a whole different thing? But it had oil in the name! This is so confusing to me, a customer. I think the EU should really ensure that "oil" is a protected word so that I, a confused customer, knows!

NEW PB: 1hr 22 min 51 seconds

Start re-reading one piece and didn't realize how kinky blackbeard was 😳😳😳

i got a new PB for speedrunning making a phob, took me 3 hours (not including calibration)

she said this “i need something to drink… like piss or milk”

Thanks to everyone who showed up to my attempt at a silly tournament with weird ruleset <3

my controversial opinion of the day is that all bridges are gay

chaser mtg player from new zealand finding out you've had srs: "girl where's your deck"

buying bea at ica bea to take a photo of the bea in front of ica bea sounds like a fun activity rn

Is it Billys or Gorbys? My hungry ass could eat just about anything

vi är svenssons, så klart vi dubbelsaltar våran mat

got breakfast from my girlfriend’s wife (asked for btw)

festa, can you believe guys, just 6 minutes away! festa! 6 minutes away!

Let’s Get Bit on The Island of Grinda… QUEER!!

WHAT IF IT WAS RED?

i discovered that you can add the ikea alien to their designer and... I'M ASSEMBLING AN ARMY!! :3

oomf banger

live leaf reaction

been practicing my chaingrabs :3

i guess i have stuff to read now, thanks

realising that i can just have fun and do friendlies at the local/tourney is making me genuinely have fun with the game i lost 0-3 in friendly bo5 in Brawl, P+ and Melee, 1-3 in Rivals and Ult I STILL HAD FUN s/o @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social for following along on my stupid idea!

does anyone want a silly goofy puppy that’s also cute and silly

i’ve realised that work is just arguments constantly 😭😭😭

how many developers does it take to rename stuff? for some reason the answer isn't one.

reply girls howev-

”replyguy started follow-“ blocked.

despite wearing cat ears, i’m still puppy btw

yall fw messy curly haired girls? 🥺

i’m a puppy i thimk

hunnatösen

I just registered for Bristol's Dog Zone Locals 3rd February 2025 www.start.gg/tournament/b... via @startgg.bsky.social

send help,,, it’s all i hear now,,, someone do a lobotomy on me

i love how pretty i look in this photo <3

me & eira watching fae & fall make out while literally just vibing

one of my wifes think Matt Smith has a punchable face :((

i’m leaf btw

i’m coming to 0-2 @ Crescendo

would you still like me if i was a cow puppy girl 🥺

i’m like a stress ball, not enough people use me

me: ”you’re a horse” fae: “i’m just a little horse” siri: “A HORSE IS A BREA-“

girls gotta eat

it fucking died :((

me and the girlies up at 5 am trying to find a vape (it was downstairs)

Dear @jordanbpeterson.com.web.brid.gy I have had a crush on you since i discovered our shared passion for chinese CCP technohell milking fetish🐃🐂. I would love to invite you to my house🔞 and introduce you to my extensive collection of implements🏩, or anything you want truly. Benzos are on the house😋

christmas gifts i got 🥺

I just registered for Valhalla V start.gg/valhalla5 #Valhalla5 :3

“i didn’t realize you were a boy” yeah and i didn’t realize you were a cunt

This is apparently a really good selfie according to one of my wives

e14? e27? how about you apply some E on your thighs