been working hard on a new beef that comes out friday and pretty proud of this one it's taken all my focus but i can finally kick my feet up and catch up on any news i've missed oh god damn it

There’s this competitive discoursing that white men do whenever I write or opine about country music or rurality in general. It goes something like, “I bet you don’t even know REAL COUNTRY” and they mean like Merle Haggard or something and I laugh, deeply.

Suburban cowboys are a completely alien culture & way more wealthy demographic than the rural Southern relatives I grew up around. Who had nothing but contempt for anyone who was going into debt to buy a new truck.

denny hamlin is basically live podcasting on the stand and michael jordan is off to the side tearing into some cheddar bay biscuits. i hope this lasts forever

r/nascar is the only good subreddit

Hey so I’m wearing nice jeans and a button up shirt so why is my flight still delayed.

Elite graphic.

This is 1000x grosser than anything said by someone who lost their job posting about Charlie Kirk.

this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too

during the upcoming recession/depression, the eventual kiffin-lsu turbo nuclear divorce is gonna FEED FAMILIES

to the people who figured out lane kiffin had a fake PR dog: please look at kirk herbstreit next

Ole Miss defensive tackle Jon Seaton with a TikTok referencing nobody in particular and is just a funny sketch.

now why should we care about the game if the Giants don't

Was just remembering back in the day when me and my buddy Dwayne (went on to play LB at Bloomsburg) would hammer throw full bags of trash up on top of the movie theater where we worked. One day trash juice started leaking in from the ceiling of Theater 1 and they found like 60 bags on the roof

“I’m excited to be here at LSU where I can compete for a championship, unlike at Ole Miss, which would not let me compete for a championship after I told them I was leaving for LSU.”

One thing Cris Collinsworth is going to do is pronounce the hell out of that T

Oh so Washington is getting HOSED hosed

TREYLON BURKS DOING HIS BEST OBJ IMPRESSION THAT'S MY BEAUTIFUL EYED KING

The fact that 12% of federal judges are Black shows the corruption of DEI. The fact that 67% of Supreme Court Justices belong to a small legal cult called the Federalist Society shows the power of meritocracy.

when in doubt, play the hits

Oprah Winfrey has much to apologize for, I fear

Bosa injuring Aaron Rodgers is like when that guy shot off his own balls on Jan 6th

You really see how vital an evolutionary advantage it was for baby animals to be tiny and cute when Stranger Things is trying to get you to be as terrified for Winona Ryder's kid as you were at the beginning now that he's 45

How many yards could you get

The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin

the cut from aaron rodgers writhing in pain on the ground to joey bosa dancing like a moron lol

He would never do this to you Justin

"Pick-six" doesn't begin to describe what Max Brosmer just did

Okay, that was NOT the right decision in that scenario, Max

Not entirely sure why you would abandon a playoff level caliber team…. Right before the playoffs But go off strange white king

He’s dramatic and fears commitment

quality loss. rank em

kiffin's been broadly liked on his post-USC redemption arc so i really appreciate him turning heel like this. an important reminder that these guys are all straight up bad people

IKTR, Klay!

should've just hired bobby, at least he loves us

get hunter yuracheck tf away from my school YESTERDAY

You let Auburn snake you on a guy whose wife grew up a Razorback fan and comes to Arkansas all the time and you hired this shitass underachieving fucker when you could have just gone Wommack. Goddammit this program is unserious and deserves to keep losing

Ryan Silverfield has blown every advantage and choked every fucking time at Memphis and actively got out coached but not out lucked somehow by Sam Fucking Pittman and that’s the guy who is going to fix the worst program in the SEC? Fuck right off Hunter Yurachek you sniveling fuckwad

War Criminal Eagle

Hogs gave up at least 31 points to every opponent except Alabama AM, Arkansas State and LSU. They scored 30 or more points and lost six times. They scored 35 or more points and lost four times. Travis Williams should go to The Hague for assembling this defense, even if he was canned before Oct

had to change to the only acceptable bobby p photo. coach cal save me. save me coach cal

Lane Kiffin owes Marty Smith dinner and a drink, he's been sitting in that office all damn day

FAILED FUCKING EMPIRE

So, the Hogs did absolutely hammer at least one bowl team

They did it. It’s over. Bring it in, friends. We made it. 🫂

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

youtuber who does old console ROMhacks for a hobby: i made the n64 do raytracing just to see if i could and it does five thousand FPS or something triple-A game studio: if you're experiencing stuttering on the lowest settings, consider just not being poor? your graphics card is five months old??

Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild. 1. Moose 2. Bear 3. Stingray 4. Cottonmouth 5. Manatee