Pyrocractic. Like chiropractic, but with fire.

There’s evil afoot.

Has anyone else seen the weird little dude that lives in the tunnels under the city? The one who keep the trains running on time? You know, the Metro Gnome?

Poetic license denied by authorities. Those fucking assholes. #haiku #poem #poetry

Poetic license denied by authorities. Like they can stop me. #haiku #poem #poetry

Poetic license arrived in the mail today. Be very afraid. #haiku #poem #poetry

Poetic license arrived in the mail today. Modify at will. #haiku #poem #poetry

Poetic license arrived in the mail today. Stay off of the roads. #haiku #poem #poetry

Poetic license arrived in the mail today. Using for ID. #haiku #poem #poetry

Poetic license arrived in the mail today. Metaphor is dead. #haiku #poem #poetry

Poetic license arrived in the mail today. Me, verses, the world! #haiku #poem #poetry

Poetic license arrived in the mail today. Anything goes now. #haiku #poem #poetry

Exhibit catalogs have arrived! So excited for the show to open tomorrow night! Come join us Friday, May 30, from 7-10 at @cactusvalleyart.bsky.social in Harlingen, TX, for the opening reception. Show runs through June 21.

If you are in South Texas, or looking for a reason to visit, @cactusvalleyart.bsky.social will be hosting a collage/poetry/interactive art exhibit I put together with Mandamoonie! Opening reception is May 30 from 7-10pm and the exhibit will run through the first weeks of June. Come see our art!

Large hadron kaleidoscope. Is this a thing?

On my to San Marcos with my zines! If you’re in the San Marcos/Austin/San Antonio area, come by Green Heron Bookshop to see me tomorrow between 12-5.

To the tune of “Friends in Low Places” by Garth Brooks: “Now I’ve got hairs in strange places From my ears on down to [REDACTED] spaces They won’t go away I am not okay”

I will never comprehend how anyone can see joy as a finite resource to be hoarded for oneself and denied to all others. Joy can’t be accumulated, only experienced. And it increases dramatically when shared.

I am so excited that my poem, Fear, will be featured in this year’s Valley International Poetry Festival Boundless Anthology! The festival is in McAllen, TX, & around the RGV from Apr. 24-27. Sadly, I’ll be out of town then, but if you are around, check it out!

Really curious how much of a closed circle the Venn diagram for Catholics and bdsm enthusiasts is.

What would be more traumatic: being attacked by zebras or by libras?

Been obsessed with re-listening to @54-40.bsky.social lately. It started with wanting to hear Canadian stuff more and knowing the history of their name, but wow, I forgot how good they are. With lines like “super ego sucking genocide,” I really am feeling it at this particular point in time .

President Nayib Bukkake

As my partner said when she sent this to me, it was just a matter of time before they hit here.

"Sometimes you have to be able to go under the wall, around the wall or over the wall." Ah, so he does know that walls are useless. www.npr.org/2025/04/09/n...

Theory: giraffes are actually centaurs, but instead of being half human, they’re half snake.

They’re here!!! $7 (shipping included to US & Canada) #zine #zines #poetry #photography #mushrooms

Had a fun day two weeks ago. Made an impromptu zine about it. Available next week! $7 (shipping to US and Canada included). #zine #zines #poetry #mushrooms #photography

If the food jiggles, I want nothing to do with it.

Every morning, I boil down a new god to get at its sweet, sweet nectar.

Fun with prepositions is fun for prepositions.

Credit: @mattxiv (insta) Reposted with alt text.

Maybe it’s time to make every class session a drag performance…

Where are you on the sense of humor Likert scale? Dry Damp Moist Wet Soggy Drenched Sodden Saturated I’m soggy.

Bad news y’all: cursed by an evil witch and now my digestive system is completely reversed. Teeth where teeth shouldn’t be. Nose now *very* inconveniently located. Wish me luck.

Bad news y’all: cursed by an evil witch and now my digestive system is completely reversed. Teeth where teeth shouldn’t be. Nose now *very* inconveniently located. Wish me luck.

Hippos are truly something else. Related side note: this country has always been exceptional stupid.

While not necessarily the reason behind the whole thread, I was inspired by your pins to post a picture of mine.

But what of dark tops and/or heavy bottoms?

Canadians are viewed as polite pushovers, but we’re actually semi-feral forest dwellers. Have we officially entered Return of the Jedi territory?

Please share this around. It is the smartest response Canadians could make to these tariffs. Funny enough, it never seems to go far when I share it in other platforms: doctorow.medium.com/canada-shoul...

“…they cling to a self-limiting universe full of false certainty and reassuring obliviousness” It’s Tuesday y’all! Time for a timely passage from my zine, Gender Non-Compliant. Available for purchase ($15 ) by request through my DMs). #zine #zines #poetry #gender #nonbinary #rgv #lgbtq

I need to start waterproofing my pockets so I can carry more soup.

“I want to be your skinny butch girlfriend, your lithe, willowy femboy.” Opening lines from “Any, all, and none of the above” featured in the center of Gender Non-Compliant. Available for purchase ($15 including shipping in US & Canada). DM me. #zine #zines #poetry #gender #nonbinary #rgv #lgbtq

My primary motivations to write: 1. Too many thoughts that start to rot if left inside 2. Reach people feeling similarly and show they’re not alone

My primary motivations to write: 1. Contractually obligated to publish 2. Really amazing things emerging from our archaeological site that people need to read about

“The he that they were is no longer a sir.” Happy Monday! Here’s today’s excerpt from Gender Non-Compliant. Available for purchase by request through my DMs ($15 including shipping in USA and Canada). #zine #zines #poetry #gender #nonbinary #rgv #lgbtq

People always worry about meteors hitting the earth, but what would happen if it missed the earth but smashed into the moon, shattering it?

“Whatever you think it is, it isn’t” Sunday glimpse into my zine, Gender Non-Compliant. Available for purchase by request through my DMs ($15, shipping included in the US and Canada). #zine #zines #poetry #gender #nonbinary #rgv #lgbtq

“I’ve moved past the singular, I’m multiple, I’m plural.” A tiny excerpt from my poetry zine that came out last July. DM to purchase a copy ($15, free postage within the US and Canada). #zine #zines #poetry #nonbinary #rgv #lgbtq