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“Specimen rejected”

Ok well “grower” doesn’t fit so I’m not sure what you want from me here NYT

CEO of The Onion, Ben Collins, had a message for attendees of the 2026 Most Innovative Companies Summit: it's better for your business to not capitulate to people in power. "It's better for you to go at them and say what everyone thinks," @bencollins.bsky.social says.

Friends, I'm announcing a roll call! 📢 Does anyone even see my jewelry in the feed? The platform has made me invisible... 🥺💔 Please quote this tweet or like it to bring me back to life.🙏🫂

Grandma is in town so we are invisible to the dogs.

I’m home. Installed the battery & the truck will start but isn’t running right. Sounds like timing is off? Or maybe it’s a fuel issue? 😑 anyway, it’s getting towed to the shop on Tues.

I may keep reposting this for a while. It's so joyful, awkward, and Genevieve is an absolute treasure. This is Emmy-worthy work all around and I'm sad there isn't likely to be another episode.

My new column today about a memorable train ride I took in Ukraine in 2014. www.sltrib.com/religion/202...

Dad & truck are home safe. I picked up a new battery on the way down. Still another 2-3hrs left to go on my drive.

Having to race home to save dad. Truck broke down in Plano & he was wanting to get it towed to Westway, but they won’t look at it until Tues. I told him to get it to the house & I’ll look at it. Probably the battery. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ Of course this happens on a holiday weekend when I’m not there.

Oh snap…

Snow leopard snuggles at The Big Cat Sanctuary: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

🤦🏻‍♂️ it’s 12:20 and I still need to put up & close up a bunch of stuff & pack before I head home. I’m still undressed in bed, comfy under the covers… I don’t wanna go yet!

For Your Weekend Listening Pleasure: Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers filled a 2-hour Starplex set on May 21, 2001, with All The Hits, "Runnin' Down a Dream" to an "American Girl." In between, Petty's only performance of "He Was a Friend of Mine." tinyurl.com/j4tumu5m Setlist: tinyurl.com/5dz5k8zp

David Tern

Hahahahahaha

Breaking News: A series of explosions on a Staten Island barge killed at least one person and injured 34 firefighters and emergency workers.

Hat tip to @effinbirds.com

Thanks, Swear Trek! @effinbirds.com

instead of Rangers meltdown I present to you a very cute doggo. She is also a Yoshi fan 🦖

Oh dear. www.bbc.com/news/article...

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This is the most Jimmy Pesto thing imaginable.

I think my response would be to announce I was dropping the course because of professor incompetence.

My local steam railway runs a service called the Sausage Shuttle

You know what they say about the grass being greener on the other side of the fence? It's true, as this horse near Mexia demonstrates. One of my own photos, taken in 2016.

Rofl rofl rofl. Cc HR on it. Bwahahahahahahahaha

if my trans siblings can't use your restroom, i will pee on your floor as many times as it takes

Nighttime in Navasota in an evocative photo. I love a good time exposure photo and this one must have been several seconds. Shared by a Traces of Texas reader who grew up there. Most of the buildings still stand. Also, I think "Nighttime in Navasota" should be the name of a country song.

Also, found this contraption at Tractor Supply while looking for parts for the mower.

Got food from Bumdoodler’s in Kerrville 😋 Also, um…

Leftover from… valentines?

Cybertrucks absolutely have a 'wade mode' and every owner should try it

Remember that some algorithms are designed solely to piss you off. Don't ever be afraid to be protective of your headspace to do what you need to do to make sure you keep you head on straight out there.