We diagnosed the problem with the heater last time it froze but never got it fixed. We are most uncomfortable Floridians right now. We weren't made for single digit Celsius.

The sun has already set in the holy Land, we should be allowed to do candles and presents now.

I'm a big fan of this shift from news outlets using pictures of angry trump above articles to using pictures of sleepy trump instead.

Gonna have two setups this year because my kids demand a tree too. Stand by for more pictures.

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I taped this to my son's bedroom door. He screamed, sent it to all his friends, and now I'm discord-famous among a bunch of teenagers.

Omg my husband and my wife got me the Blathers set, I'm _dying!!_

Spotify DJ: "Next we're gonna get into some pop, just your style-" me: "But I dont really like pop though-" Spotify: ONE, TWO, THREE, UH- MY BABY DON'T MESS AROUND-- Me: ... oh.

I tried to post a selfie and forgot to attach the picture. Who gave me a social account, I have no idea what I'm doing.

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

Inktober 25: Inferno Reference: van Gogh Never Saw The Land of Shadow (Mordor) Aja Trier

My Pokemon Go friend code is 903234981318 We should be friends.

I broke the no-text rule to bring you this important drawing.

"You shall not wrong a stranger or oppress him, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt”

The news: The government is a dumpster fire, pregnant women are to blame for autism, Israel is doing a genocide, The Gays™ are illegal or something. Me: yeah ok, I know I know. The news: a hockey player's dog died today Me: GOD, NOT THE DOG!!! 😭