Keep seeing those articles pop up, the “I retired at 55, here’s how I live on my £500k pension “ Bitch, I’m going to be lucky if I can retire at 80 and if I even a pension to begin with. I don’t trust the world to not fuck up further and wipe the meagre pot I have out.

This, for me, is April Fools done right. Though I’m now expecting that tomorrow we’ll see an update that this is actually legit. Like they did with the Votann a few years ago

Can it be a rule that if you don’t cover your mouth when you cough, I can kick you in the shin?

I would like to compare the Orange person to a maggot spawned from hell that is possessing a corpse. But then I feel that’s a bit harsh on hell-spawned, corpse possessing maggots.

I will be honest, in my line of work; there is nothing I’ve seen AI promise that I can’t already do using a couple of spreadsheets and maybe an access database. Like I’ll take 30 minutes of my time to save using the energy of small city if you don’t mind.

In my mind the greatest fictional relationship between two characters is that of Gomez and Morticia Addams.

So it turns out the curry I bought for dinner was a Madras. Not a Tikka Masala. I just thought it was bit hotter than usual. My stomach hates its existence right now.

So I gave up on the red armour, just didn’t like it. Gone with a purple and green scheme instead. And yes some of these aren’t fully painted yet.

As much as i appreciate a guide of how to paint Steel Legion colours. How about instead you give us some actual steel legion kits?!?

Whelp, time to round up the again.

I think “Reality “ was good when it first came out. But the developers really need to add some patches and bugs fixes.

So update on this. I am indeed wearing shorts but I didn’t wear a Hawaiian shirt….felt it was a bit too early in the year for that

My Norwegian boys from Bodo/Glimt are out But I’ve loved watching their European runs in the last two years. I need to educate more on Norwegian football now.

When I told someone today that we can’t unload a container at the port due to the wind conditions; they then asked me, with all sincerity, what was I going to do about it. Did they actually expect me to go to the port and blow in the opposite direction to the wind to try and cancel it out?

1 in the afternoon and I’m having my first caffeine of the day.

It’s supposed to be 17 degrees centigrade tomorrow where I live. Do I break out the shorts and Hawaiian shirts?

If I were booking AEW, I would lining up Osprey vs Mox for the final of the Owen Hart tournament. With Osprey beating all the Death Riders on his way to the final; where he beats Mox. Which then sets up MJF vs Osprey for All In for the title. Which would be awesome.

New fear unlocked. Being lost underwater with a slowly dwindling air supply. Thank you Barotrauma.

Wait a minute, You mean to tell me that the USA lost to Italy at the World Baseball Classic? In rugby terms that’s like New Zealand losing to the USA.

Was asked if I respected any billionaires. I replied “Hank Scorpio” “He’s not real” “And your point being?”

Today would have been my baby brothers birthday. 12 years since his passing, the 4th March is always a difficult day for me. So apologies if my bullshit tolerance is even lower than usual

To my American friends. The word “trump” is often used as a slang term for farting or passing of gas from one’s bottom. It has been used in this way for at least as long as I’ve been alive (so over 40 years). I share this as I hope it may bring some small joy In otherwise dark times.

Found out something interesting about my father. In the 60s he was stationed in then West Germany, and was in a band with some squad mates. During some leave, they got the chance to play at a small festival a short drive from the base /1

It might be 11 years old but Mad Max is a good video game; and should gotten more attention. Is it a perfect game? No Is it’s fun and compelling? Yes Does it have a moment where I swore an oath to kill the main villain as slowly and painfully as possible? Also yes.

www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem... Nominations for the coveted “Failed to read the room” award for 2026 include….

Thank you Amazon I don’t need a recommendation for a new dress. The only reason I wear a dress because I don’t have the figure for it. So thank you Amazon for reminding me that I’m slightly rotund

I think I have my dream if I ever have the money. I want to open a gaming shop/ cafe / museum. Basically a place where you come, pay a small fee, and you have access to a library of board games, video games, and arcade cabinets for the day. /1

It’s not even 8am and I’m done with today already.

Why is that every time I type my name today, I spell it wrong? It’s only 4 letters long

Quote of the day. “The reward for work done well, is the opportunity to do more work”. Currently that how I feel with work. I’ve also been blessed with a sore throat by Grandfather Nurgle so I can’t shout at people to leave me alone for 10 minutes.

I’ve been dealing with a thought that I might have some kind of neurodiversity. So following the advice of several charities and the NHS I asked my best friend if he thought I could be. “How did it take you this long to consider this is an option? I’ve been hinting at it from years”

Today in the Uk it’s Shrove Tuesday Otherwise known as Pancake day. I have found some lactose free pancake mix, I have almond milk, I have various toppings. I’m having pancakes tonight!

Left 10 minutes early for the drive to work. I’m 30 minutes early for work? Either I broke time or the traffic is really that bad from 8am

To those in relationships; I hope you have a wonderful Valentine’s Day. To those not in relationships or otherwise alone today; I hope you have a wonderful day, or at least as good a day you can have.

So good news, Great Britain has a medal in the Olympics. In the men’s skeleton. Which I say reinforces my belief that when it comes to hurtling head first on a tray down a tube of ice; the Brits are up there with the best.

Today I have learned that there are dialects for sign language. I’m amazed and I am going to spend falling down this rabbit hole. The day I don’t want learn anything new is the day I need to “sent to a farm upstate” shall we say.

Would it be terribly gauche of me to buy a valentines meal for two from the supermarket just for me? I mean I don’t have anyone to enjoy the day with (no change there) and I want to feel special for once. Will definitely be keeping with my tradition of watching action movies on valentines though

Just a tip for all non brits out there. Calling someone a c-bomb in the uk is one of two things. 1) that person is your closest friend 2) that person is the worst excuse for a human being possible. There is no middle ground.

The Super Bowl was fantastic. I just loved it. For me one of highlights was Ricky Martin. Him coming out was one of the things set me on my path to being myself. And he still has an amazing voice. But overall; I loved the half time show; just great music and passion and heart and soul.

I’m looking forward to the Skeleton event in the Winter Olympics. We Brits have always done pretty well at it. Being good at sliding head first down a tube of ice of what is essentially a tea tray kind sums us up as a people.

My left hand is covered in random scrapes and bruises. Either aliens abducted me and did all tests on my left hand Or I randomly woke up in the night; punched a wall, went back to sleep; and I have no memory of this.

If you ever need a representation of the vast difference between a million and a billion. One million seconds is just over 11 days. One billion seconds is over 31 years.

Display shelf is coming together. Needs a third light I think but if this works, I might be updating more of my bookshelves. #warhammer #warhammer40k

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... If you’re in the East Midlands and you want to support a pride event in the Nottingham area; support Notts Pride. If you have to pay to attend a Pride event; unless that event is run by a charity ( Bristol pride for example); do not go.

I decided to give up alcohol this year. I may have made a mistake.

Guess who picked up a paintbrush for the first time in 6 months? I do think the red on the Corsair armour looks good; just need to think of a contrasting colour for the details….that isn’t black. #warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer

Today has certainly been a 6 coffee, 4 red bull, 2 monster and a double espresso sort of day. And yes my new thing is to describe to type of day I’m having by volume of caffeinated beverages.

Picked up some stands for some of my minis. I think the Knights of the Ebon Hand are looking quite good now. #warhammer40k #spacemarines

So it looks like nature is fighting back. And I for one welcome our new bovine and avian overlords. Seriously; I can’t see them being much worse.

Got told that it’s wrong for me to take any form of enjoyment in anything with the world being in the state it is in. I have two words in response. The 2nd word is “Off”.