One day, pokemon will drop mewthree and it will break the collective pokesphere.

I just realized that eggs and chickens will be (should be) super cheap for the near future. Egg wholesale prices tanked to like 25 cents a dozen, and with that overproduction I'm sure farms will send their excess birds to be turned to meat.

I think it's funny when I click on a spoiler for something but what keeps me from being spoiled is the person who wrote it writes a 3700 word essay heavily inserting their opinions to pad out the bulk of it 🤣. I don't got time to read that nonsense

Everytime I don't start a smoker cook before I go to bed and instead start it when I wake up, I regret my decision when I need to go to bed and there's still like 2 hours left of cook time.

I'm pretty sure coleslaw absolutely fucking destroyed me with food poisoning. TIL how fast it can turn.

I built a custom bed frame to replace the generic one that stores throw in as a add on, and it's actually super cool. It's like a little cave down there, I can store so much junk I bet, that and my dogs have made it their hideout/den.

It bothers me greatly to see every single how to video of cooking pork bulgogi done in a non stick pan. They're heating those teflon things hot enough to "sear" the meat. Maybe this is one of the reasons why colon cancer is so high in korea.

Why does Costco no longer sell mustard

Nice, placed/won? a small time poker tourney today. We gave the guy with moderately more chips moderately more of the pool then the rest of us just split it up, but I was probably a clear 2nd chipwise.

Are RPGs just visual novels with a battle system integrated into the story as filler? This shower thought has me questioning everything.

In the process of killing off a credit card and migrating any recurring payments over to a new card and it's kind of disgusting just how much everything is subscription based now.

I always thought cranberries were like little cherries but it turns out they're more like really sour tiny apples.

When I see these super clean minimal mini studios that are voted highly as some sort of ideal male/female living space, all I can think is where is the stuff?? They've turned their homes into a weird sleeping box.

Sees that oil changes at the dealership now cost around $130. Guess my new hobby is, uh, oil changing.

Navigating the train stations in persona 5 literally feels like getting around on trains irl in Tokyo lmao. Amazing. 100% 💯 great immersion.

Apparently being on the default "balanced" power settings in windows 11 cause spikes where all power to the GPU is dropped because I guess it's using too much power. This caused certain games to hang and completely freeze up. At least, I hope that was the issue that I've now resolved.

I'm seeing a pattern Anime Companies: We need to show the fans WE MEAN BUSINESS. It's time to aura farm. Call in... Sawano Hiroyuki Gaming Companies: GTFO other games. We're the top dawg. Just gonna drop this disgustingly cool trailer dripping with style. Feat. Chrissy Costanza

Why does Windows Desktop Window Manager use 45% of my GPU when the Spotify app is open??

It is past midnight and I am debating making homemade BBQ sauce from scratch.

I am now looking into making my own bbq sauce

My current new hobby, failing at salmon fishing and smoking lots of meat. I currently have 15 pounds of smoked pulled pork going, I don't even know what to do with this much meat.

The sign I need to get my ass out of the house more is when I have over 5 dozen eggs. It means I haven't been giving them away fast enough.

I just realized the majority of what I've been up to lately is based off watching suggested youtube videos and copying them. I'm currently a knife sharpening bread baking japanese casual lunch chef.

I didn't realize a valid mosquito strat was to get bitten a bunch of times and building up a resistance to the bite.

I don't understand how mosquitoes keep getting into my house. All I know is once they're in they're toast.

The webtoons app is terrible now. Nickel and dimed, forced auto play ads, content shallow clones of each other, tedious UI to find followed content, increased prices. Yeah they need to make money but 🤣.

I desire to take a nap, but I cannot at this time.

Told myself I was done with bopping new camera gear two years ago. Turns out 2025 is the year for some FUN NEW GEAR

Now that I am making my own drunken noodles I fear I may have no need to ever leave the house again.

I made a hype playlist specifically to listen to while reading an arc in Shangri La and it made reading certain parts absolutely divine. I'm actually kind of useless right now cause I'm still coming off that high. When that my hero track you say run comes on at the perfect moment

I should leave the house and pick up those ribeye steaks going for $6/lb. Me 1 hour later: ok started load of laundry, fed the chickens, cut and hemmed my pants, make funny photoshop of friends photos, ok time to go.

How I get woken up every morning

Love baking in the Dutch oven. Look at my pizza looking focaccia.

Someone had the genius idea to use kayak j hooks to transport dimensional lumber and now I am perma stunned by how smart that is.

A fragile peace

My two shibas current relationship told in a series of pictures

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I need to buy a propane flamethrower torch to sterilize the ground where the feral cats are pooping so my puppy will stop eating the parasite poop.

I found a random YouTube cover singer and her vibes remind me of that dancing duck from hololive. It's my current vibe.

Don't let your puppies eat feral cat poop kids.

Oof. Was looking back in my phone photos/backed up Google photos and it turns out Google just wiped like 5 years of photos with no real warning. It was probably one of those "you're running out of space, would you like to clear up some space?" Prompts, except it wiped out photos on my phone too

I cannot leave because this puppy just fell asleep and who knows what havoc he will break if I'm not here.

Everything is coming after my chickens right now. Hawks, cats, this massive chonker, bird flu, what's next?? This is like a 30lb raccoon or something.

Tales of Vesperia is the game I love the most without having ever actually touched the game.