Is it bad when your boss accidentally switches to his personal browser while screen sharing and he’s got a LinkedIn tab open looking for jobs?

I was told that I was secretly a Collins-supporting Nazi for pointing out that all the bad stuff hadn’t come out yet. Maybe we don’t get behind rage-driven men who lie about Nazi tattoos? Thank goodness we ignored the progressive women in the race in favor of Blackwater bubba here.

Dear Supreme Court: fuck you.

@kathleenhanna.bsky.social why the fuck is Adobe using a Le Tigre song to sell gen AI bullshit?

So does TNA know why everyone is cancelling their subscriptions so they don’t ask (my renewal was in 3 days so I finally got around to it)? Or do they not care?

No time to explain - I gotta get these stones to Egypt!

By the reasoning of the DoJ shouldn’t everyone present at Jan 6 be jailed for at least 50 years whether they went in or not or were violent or not, as long as they had a red hat? They’re throwing people in jail for having magazines in the trunk of their car during a protest with 1 violent person.

I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t have an education in the stock market. But it seems paying $135 for something they say is worth about $4 is dumb as fuck. Again, I’m not an expert - I just don’t get why we would give someone an extra $131 for nothing. Elon is a Nazi.

Oh cool - the pharmacy by my house is advertising that you can get ivermectin without a prescription there. So probably not going to trust your compounding ever again.

I’m not mad the Knicks lost - I’m mad he woke up at the end of the game.

Oh cool, my job today is to review the AI they have doing QA on my work and then report back all the errors it made so it can be trained better. I assume to eventually replace me? God I love all this capitalism and freedom. Where else do I have the freedom to undermine my own employment?

If we learned nothing from D-Day - and it’s clear Hegseth didn’t - let us learn this one lesson of my grandfather: The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

Oh he’s a Nazi mercenary pervert now and yall still think he’s great? How many fucking warning signs do you need?

@blackwells.bsky.social thank you so much for having free shipping to the US. I was ready to pay a ton to get Henry’s Pagans across the ocean and it was free! We need all the help we can get over here and books are at least a start:). I can’t wait to read it!!

So the WWE app is still using… Matt Riddle?? What?

Yes, every one of us is worthless and irredeemable. I dislike it when people say dumb shit like this and then limit replies. This guy is full of hate towards people he doesn’t even know who are fighting against this harder than he ever could. Fuck you, Dave.

I’m just as ashamed to be a Texan as the next guy - but the article is 2 days old and was written about tonight’s runoff - not November’s general election.

If you spend your last days on earth demonizing people like my child I will not be respectful when you die. Fuck Barney Frank. There is no courage in pulling up the ladder after yourself.

MAGA Republicans are the ultimate “pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered”. They’ve been raiding the working class for decades, making things incrementally worse and bringing the frog to a slow boil. Then maga shows up and it’s just a smash and grab and that’s making people wake up.

Is it bad when the guy you got hired with quits after the first day?

Becoming more and more resigned to the fact that this government will most likely be the cause of my death. Either directly or proximately.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social any chance yall would maybe want to actually follow the law and hold the administration accountable for the war in Iran? I know you’re scared he’ll call you names, but this is what our grandparents fought to protect us against. Fucking DO something.

Anyone think Hegseth will try to take credit for the Artemis capsule drawing a dick at splashdown?

Wife woke up feeling like today is the day he dies. And I really hope she’s right.

tidal.com/track/499860... 2 great artists/bands singing what were all thinking.

The best part of social media is screaming your pain into the void and the void not noticing.

Look - I love a musical number as much as any other wrestling fan - but I’d love to get to see Danhausen actually wrestle.

I know the fed are bad - but if Danhausen is in the crate I will squeal like a 1st grader seeing Bluey.

Just preordered a book that is coming out in November. 100% I will forget and when it comes it’ll just be a delightful surprise from past Sam.

Voted for @jasmineforus.bsky.social this morning. I’m tired of not voting for the candidate I truly believe in. I’m sure Talarico is great, but we’ve got years of public evidence showing us who Ms. Crockett is. And I would love for her to be one of my senators. Either way: GET OUT AND VOTE!

Dear state of Texas: Fuck you

Well, got the younger’s penalty for “hacking” into a classmate’s Chromebook down from a total ban to “when there is free time he’ll read a book instead of using his computer.

Started writing some bits down to try to start this whole “go for your dream” thing. “A lot of people asked me why, at the age of 44, I would do this. Stand in front of people and embarrass myself. I’m in my 40s. I’m trying to find a good weed hookup.”

My shrink told me I should write a tight 5 and start going to open mics. Just so we know who to blame.

See? Nothing there. Now back to Infrastructure Week.

Some people (my spouse) would argue I shouldn’t watch wrestling when I’m not fully sober. I think I was on fire. (Note: primarily AEW knowledge, still learning wwe because AEW Reddit has radicalized me against the product. Some people are just too rabid.)

There’s a reason mega-churches are rarely near mass transit.

As a species we have got to stop making new kinds of dogs, right? It just feels like a thing we shouldn’t fly too close to the sun about.

Really seems like the worst part of AEW is the fans. I can love a promotion and want it to MASSIVELY succeed while also pointing out out where it could improve, to me, a consumer.

@scalzi.com well I hope you’re happy with what you’ve done.

The fact that my brief run as quartermaster of my boy scout troop means I know more about Pete Hegseth should terrify everyone not planning to fight a war against the US.

You guys remember when the feds found that huge cell bot farm and told us all it was terrorism against the UN? And any second now the entire NYC cell network would be destroyed? No?

Ooh - 15 minute call with head of sales in an hour. That probably means good news.

I gotta say - Moxley has never been my cup of tea - but this segment with Darby is pretty great. Still don’t need the gratuitous blood though.

Me: you can’t do it that way. Coworker: but AI says to do it this way. M: ok - but I’m telling you I know this program and that won’t work. Fast forward to meeting where coworker tries to do it the AI way. C: hmm, why isn’t this working? M: really? This has been an issue for 7 years. Listen to me.

Yes BMW SUV - you are the only one who knows the parking secret and not the 50 cars in line to pick up kids from school. You race up to the front and wedge yourself in.

Signs things aren’t going well at work: 1. Your boss says “I have been wrong about everything so far.”

Local mutual fund manager caught moonlighting as John Prine’s drummer. Local fund manager/drummer revealed to be love child of Jeremy Irons and Hank Azaria.