During a debate in the Roman senate, Julius Caesar was handed a note. Cato, Caesar’s rival, demanded that the note be read aloud to all. It turned out to be a love letter from Cato’s sister to Caesar. Being Cato on that day would be less embarrassing than being a Dem senator today.

Cool. Make 'em do it

The senate Dems just didn't want anything to mess with their Thanksgiving flights

Someone please explain why, exactly, my family went a month without my salary

This is it. It's one thing to ask us to sacrifice for the greater good. To sacrifice to help those of us with less. But you asked us to sacrifice and then settled for... nothing. Just pain. Fuck you people. This isn't a fucking game. You don't stand for anything. You don't deserve to have a job.

Thoughts and prayers to all the rich Manhattan socialites who promised to move and are now busy coming up with excuses about why they can’t actually move

Happy National Sandwich Day to all the sandwiches out there, especially the hot dog

No sports team has ever choked as bad as these Toronto Blue Jays

That weird comet/alien ship thing is gonna nope out when reading this

Truly wild photos coming in from Los Angeles right now.

Check out the latest Byztory video on Theudebert, the Franks, and their relationship with the Eastern Empire #byzantinehidtory #frankishhistory #lateantiquity youtu.be/4wQdOTTrKwA?...

This is a lie

This is awful

My twitter page was curated nicely for days like today but I’m not following the right people here yet

If we’re not calling him Pope Bob from the South Side, then what are we even doing as a society

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

Cool cool so we’re getting the Department of Education back

Jesus Christ

HAPPY OPENING DAY!!!!!

30 minutes on the 546 siege of Rome!

Getting a babysitter so that I can yell at Chuck Schumer

You get a primary, and you get a primary, and you get a primary

Not a single word of this speech is true

Crazy idea, but what if we just stopped electing the shittiest people in the country?

It’s going to fly under the radar, but he fired Colleen Shogan, the Archivist of the United States. AOTUS is a non partisan office and there is no reason for this. This man is vile

Hi all, We’re still here at OPM. We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building. Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

Go Bills

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Great piece at @hyperallergic.com by @sarahebond.bsky.social on the “Roman salute” nonsense hyperallergic.com/984855/the-r...

Killing the 14th on day one is so bleak

Just gave an interview about the historical context of Trump’s pledge to issue 100 Executive Orders today. In short, it’s an unprecedented exploitation of Executive authority. And that’s just what he wants. Please spare me any discussion of what’s legal. This is a felon. He doesn’t care.

The Buffalo Bills. That’s it. That’s the…. whatever we call posts here

BREAKING NEWS: It’s snowing

Since you’re not busy scrolling TikTok today, consider the newest Byztory video about Belisarius being reappointed to command in 544 youtube.com/watch?v=EZKv...

Yesterday was bad, tomorrow is going to be bad. Today id just depressing Anyway, Go Bills

TikTok is dead and the Lions crashed and burned. Terrible night

Ugh

My entire TT feed is just people saying goodbye

Very cool when my after effects file becomes unreadable and the last backup is hours old. Very, very cool

Been married for almost 15 years and just found out my wife actually knows all the words to Auld Lang Syne

to share with your friends and colleagues if necessary

If you support a government shutdown, you can get fucked

Got stuck going down a “was St. Nicholas at the Council of Nicaea” rabbit hole

Snow!!