If you need me I will be locked inside the mobile Scholastic book fair shelves

Can I come over and look at you like bootleg Blanka?

When Selene calls me "little star" #Hades2

My Direct prediction is we will have hundreds of memes by this evening about whoever is voicing Wario and/or Waluigi.

Nah, WWE. If you're gonna show clips of CM Punk from Unreal, you need to show the part when he's talking to Charlotte about shitting himself in the ring. #WWE #ClashInParis

Nice timing, Jey. Did you just now fly out here? #ClashInParis #WWE

Roman holding up the pairs of shoes to a chorus of cheers was hilarious #ClashInParis

I've just passed the halfway point of playing all the games in UFO 50. It's so addictive, and I'm still just in the "trying them out" stages.

I love Picross, but man, they really are the most "I can't think of anything else to play" games.

Me trying to piece together the Mario and DK timeline/lore after finishing Bananza.

Hell yeah, first new Katamari console game in like 16 years. youtu.be/v0Mrm4i8L9M?...

The dopamine hits almost immediately in Donkey Kong Bananza. Being able to destroy so much and collect all the things in just the first room alone makes me fixated on the environment.

I appreciate Fantasy Life i having boss music playing even when you're cutting down giant trees

I've spent more time in Free Roam Mode in Mario Kart World than I have the racing, partially because of the OST (which seriously rivals Smash Ultimate). I've just been driving around and vibing.

Dark Pokémon starter type evolutions

Xavier Woods promoting One Piece 🤝🏻 Kenny Omega promoting Street Fighter 6

Switch 2 FOMO averted. Went to four places after work, and weirdly enough Staples was the place that still had a few units available (they sell games?)

Unironically coming in hot with a new Lumines in the Tetris Effect style #StateofPlay

Man, I'm so close to getting DQ3 or the Grandia/Lunar/Suikoden collections or something because I'm in such a JRPG mood after Expedition 33. Maybe this will be my turn-based RPG year.

I don't mind the platforming in Expedition 33

Oblivion and Expedition 33 having a near-equal amount of discussion and hype should put to rest the notion that one game can steal the thunder of another. Gaming is so ubiquitous with such broad appeal that the release of one rarely affects others. The only drawback is finding the time to play them.

Me: Okay, I'm in the middle of Sekiro, and now I have to contend with playing Oblivion and Expedition 33, and Doom The Dark Ages comes out in a few weeks. I think I manage... Disney Dreamlight Valley: "Hey we have Star Wars stuff now." 😐

Jey's walk to the ring is so long they're repeating his theme to the point that it's like the ice rink scene in Parks and Rec #WrestleMania

Okay, yeah, I think I'm done here. I don't feel like planting wheat for several hours. #DisneyDreamlightValley

"I really should get around to playing/replaying X" I say daily as I procrastinate playing the game I'm currently on.

Galloping Ghost was worth the trip. This is one of the coolest places I've ever been to.

Just want to let y'all know that saying that commenters who spam "LOWER THE PRICE" on a live stream are obnoxious doesn't mean you're a shill who's supportive of price hikes or corporations. It means that the commenters are being obnoxious.

Just yesterday, I was talking to someone about Burnout Paradise ruining the formula for being open world. And here I am getting psyched about Mario Kart World doing the EXACT SAME THING. Why am I like this 🙃 #NintendoDirect

Switch Direct was fine. I wasn't expecting a lot of craziness since we're getting another one next week, but we still got psychic queen Samus, so they still cooked.

John Cena - the most predictable babyface they've had - turning it back on the crowd and accusing them of reacting just as predictably is kind of brilliant. #WWERaw

Finally caught up on One Piece, and Garp and Koby are THEM

Fuck your leg in particular (and everything else) #Cyberpunk

The internet actually coming together to largely retire "Perc Angle" is kind of beautiful.

Adam yelling for Rhea to give him the contract had big "Arthur, get out of the tank" energy #WWERaw

Well, thanks for coming, Theory. #WWERaw

I appreciate Cena burying the "stupid 15-year-old invisible joke". #WWERaw

Welp

Man, I am playing too much shit right now for an Oblivion remake to come out NEXT MONTH. If it's on Game Pass, I'm cooked 😮‍💨

New Chrono Trigger content coming this year, and a concert on Thursday. I'M TOTALLY CALM. EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!

Randomly remembered the Milli Vanilli episode of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show and the fit that Toadstool/Peach had

Not my home, but I know my way around (it's the entire castle and its paintings)

HOLY CRAP, you can filter restaurant orders and villager favorites when cooking now?! #DisneyDreamlightValley #DDLV

The moment Sekiro goes on sale, I'm getting it. I've been playing Souls games since Demon's Souls first came out, but this one has eluded me.

What do you mean there's a Two Point Museum now?!

Breath of the Wild A Link to the Past Wind Waker

Me: I don't have the time to watch a movie right now. Also me:

I started Yakuza 4, and I love how they will make the most simple changes between games while keeping it in the exact same location, and it's always mindblowing. Like what do you mean I can go on the ROOFS now?!

Dreams of Another is my kind of weird #StateofPlay

This Digimon game had me thinking it was a Persona game at first. #StateofPlay