me when I’m trying to buy dryer sheets & energy drink at the dollar general & the cashier starts telling me how expensive his cancer treatment was: 👁️👄👁️

man

trying to fight the urge to sad post for the second time in the same week

btw guys today IS my half birthday so I do expect you all to be celebrating partially

she for real said “:3”

cringe and embarrassing to buy synthetic hair extensions ORRRR soo cute and slayying ??

got myself a new bed frame finally. low to the ground so the kitties can’t hide underneath. we will begin the “stubbed toes” counter now:

a friend of mine from college ran into rhea ripley at the gym. what the fuck ever man. why can’t ANYTHING good happen to me.

miserable

yeah excellent I love when my cats attack my feet under the blankets I love having between my toes sliced open at 1 in the morning

happy new year I hope everyone gave their cats kisses at midnight 🎊

they just got these at the grocery store now

sock when da power comes back on after 3 hours 👁️👅👁️

hour 2 no power, he cannot believe he won’t be able to watch tv today

trying to make ONE CUP OF COFFEE and the power has gone out, come back, and gone out again since I pressed the button on the machine. and now it wants to stay out. yay.

he is up at 6AM making biscuits for the whole family

trying cbd tonight hope I wake up tomorrow

finally had a randomizer seed that wasn’t dumpy

full of cheer

merry

watching the santa tracker just to make sure he doesn’t forget me

flavor is great but I can’t shake the feeling of eating glitter glue

very excited to try this and shit sparkles later

christmas sweater day (last day of spirit week thx for watching don’t forget to like comment and subscribe)

shoutouts to the buffalo bills we goin play offsssss

spirit (jamas day)

there was some holiday or occasion in elementary school where we’d put one of our sneakers outside of the classroom and someone would put an orange inside everyone’s shoe, and it’s insanely hard explaining this to people because this apparently happened to nobody else and now I sound crazy

spirit week day 3 was “wear flannel”but i wear this regularly so I don’t FEEL in the spirit

doesn’t that seem a LITTLE drastic

spirit week day 2

spirit week @ work (day 1)

chef haley is back with chicken wing soup

the bills player I was supposed to fall in love with and marry had a baby with his stupid gorgeous wife wtf ever man 💔

tearing up at work watching a video of an ai cat waiter slip on a banana peel and drop everything he was holding

okay I WAS trying to play games on my laptop but apparently it’s sunny’s turn

Sorry guys, it's not 6:00 yet

👁️👄👁️

-hunched over for an hour+ making bracelets -hunched over doing pedicures all day at work -reach down to pet kitty guess which of the above tweaked my back

my clients best be grateful this year i made 20 bracelets for these little gift bags

“we need to talk” text from my boss which means I get to have a panic attack until I see her 🤪

shocking

girl from high school that I hate more than anything else in the world reached out to me on 3 different platforms to get me to follow her new tik tok account

started crying thinking about my cats being on the streets in the cold and snow when they were babies

boss sent us a form to fill out called “a few of your favorite things” does this sound appropriate?

luv 2 invade her personal space

need 2 be snuggled up like dis

going absolutely bonkers when santa arrives at the parade

this the thanksgiving turkey…

only listen to music if the lyrics have meaning