my wifi is making splatoon unplayable again. The router is right next to me and it’s worked okay for the past few days, yet once more the game has an innate desire to explode is this a very privileged thing to complain about? yes. is it making me more frustrated than I definitely should be? also yes

Substitute teaching at my old school(s) feels eerily like time travel through the backrooms. These places exist outside of my memory? Why are they inhabited by tiny children? These children used to be Huge, and Older Than Me, and okay wait why do they still know how to do Math better than I do

Why do random ass accounts keep following me. And why doesn’t Bluesky let you delete followers. No I don’t want Fascinating Cat AI Doodle Facts The Third stalking my account thankyou

I think I play too much splatoon

cool feature that I will be misusing to make my friends hear computer voice john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden

just went and got food from dining hall. got boxed chicken sandwich. I sit down. open box. no chicken in chicken sandwich. just one sad lettuce and two pickle what horrors have descended upon this world

worked 4hr today. highlights of my shift were: - trying on shoes and clothes that I could keep for free - ignoring my anti-harassment training to joke with my coworker (guy in his 50s) about eating moss - manager having me go buy us pretzels but they didn’t have hers so I just got myself a pretzel

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i wish squids were real