Rob
@robjdowell.bsky.social
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“Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?”
Considering how much McDonald’s he eats it’s not a stretch to suggest that this isn’t the first time he’s destroyed a White House bathroom
about 2 months ago
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Me, incorrectly thinking I’m setting up a joke: “I don’t know, how green WAS your valley?”
2 months ago
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Googles “Werner Herzog asmr”
4 months ago
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Shout out to my feet for being legends
5 months ago
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That’s precision German engineering for you. An American car would hold like ten toucans tops
5 months ago
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“Well, Clarice, have the hippos stopped being hungry?”
5 months ago
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“I’m Dr. FrASMR Crane, and I’m whispering.”
7 months ago
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I love how The Pitt shows me in graphic detail the many ways I could easily suffer a horrible injury
9 months ago
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Someone really should
9 months ago
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The only count of Monte Cristo I care about is how many I can eat in a brunch
12 months ago
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I think the hardest part of mastering Morse code is learning how to speak it
about 1 year ago
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Having a hard time selling my stationary bike. It’s just not going anywhere.
about 1 year ago
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Trying to trick ChatGPT into breaking its rules
about 1 year ago
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Whoever invented the decimal made a really good point
about 1 year ago
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The incoherent ramblings of a latex Halloween mask come to life
over 1 year ago
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My ideal birthday present is any of the gifts Jack Donaghy got for his birthday in 30 Rock
over 2 years ago
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Hey, something new to doomscroll
over 2 years ago
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