According to the PR materials, this is a photo of THE HEAVIEST BAND IN PENNSYLVANIA

I’m trying to be more positive because obviously all music is For Somebody but I tried listening to that Geese album and it was like specifically formulated to be Not For Me.

Put together a five and a half hour cutdown list of my fave tunes from 2025 — way less vomit metal than I expected and way more anime bullshit, girly pop, and queer punk. open.spotify.com/playlist/7ca...

Check out this total Michael Bay shot I got earlier this evening at the USC Coliseum.

Couldn’t find George. Went to get phone from charger next to bed. Found George.

Foolproof way to get AI out of your phone: 1. Take phone 2. Throw into ocean

New reviews up from me on #Shfl! The best album from a band in maybe three decades, definitely the best from one in two decades, and the rock debut of the year!

Slow news day, huh

The hivemind got it mostly right but here’s the objectively correct ranking I submitted.

Predator: Badlands was a really good episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic but with like 20% less dismemberment.

Last night was a good night for good people.

It turns out that leaving the bat wings on George for a while breaks his tiny cat brain.

MONSTERS ARE THE REAL PEOPLE

PEOPLE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS

It’s still National Black Cat Day on the West Coast! George is very excited.

Daily Unheard Album: V/A — Return of the Living Dead OST. Seen the movie obv but never had the actual soundtrack until I saw this incredible piece of memorabilia. It’s party time! #dailyunheardalbum

Black cats are the best cats.

This is the correct answer.

Judas Priest: still pretty cool.

It is very startling to turn around and see Marilyn Manson standing behind you.

Vinyl pedants are underappreciated sources of comedy.

Important Halloween bulletin

Caught Bryan Fuller’s debut film, Dust Bunny, at Beyond Fest last night, and it’s the Amelie/Leon/Tremors mashup you never knew you needed. Keep an eye out for it when it hits theaters in December.

I introduced Claire yesterday, but didn’t give much of an idea of what #waypointcomic actually is. Well, this should give you an idea (and a better look at @badbaddog.bsky.social’s absolutely stunning art).

Hey everyone, if you remember, I mentioned a Kickstarter a few weeks back. Well, it’s time to reveal what it’s for: my comic book, Waypoint. I’d like you to meet Claire. She’s been a big part of my life for a while and I hope you’ll make her part of yours. #waypointcomic

Imagine what Jesus could’ve done if he’d had ChatGPT

Fellow metal archeologists, I have made an important discovery: the song that Steve Harris nicked the bassline for “Wrathchild” from. youtu.be/asMl0q23fSI

Trying to process the loss of @kalebhorton.bsky.social. Last time we hung out we ate at Bob’s Big Boy and chatted about The Clash at a record store. Dude was a real one. Read his work, he left one hell of a legacy but also left far too soon.

Weird-looking cats in the yard.

At the AMC Universal CityWalk IMAX for One Battle After Another, where multiple people have shown up dressed as Leo DiCaprio’s character from the movie and not just because we’re in Hollywood and that’s how people here dress

Daily unheard album: Gong — Flying Teapot. Drugs were just different back in the 70s. #dailyunheardalbum

Daily unheard album: Magma — Magma. Cool Zeuhl. #dailyunheardalbum

Daily unheard album: Manowar — Fighting the World. This may be one of the dumbest albums I’ve ever heard and Orson Welles does a spoken word narrative bit on it. Amazing. #dailyunheardalbum

Upcoming Author & Punisher album sounds like two pieces of heavy construction equipment gently making love

Listening to Technical Ecstasy for the first time in years, some solid tunes but I don’t think I’m gonna jump on the “this is good, actually” wagon.

Good song. youtu.be/Va1TaSq_yIc?...

Always listen to Pargin.

My dad can take a single pill every day that keeps his stage four cancer effectively dormant.

Okay, got way more responses than I was expecting, thanks everyone! I’ll sort through them tomorrow and go from there.

I’m looking for someone with graphic design skills to help me put together a Kickstarter page for a comic book. Nothing crazy fancy but I want it to look professional. While I don’t have a huge budget, I can pay. Please let DM me if you or anyone you know might fit the bill.

Daily unheard album: The Jimmy Castor Bunch — It’s Just Begun. Some of the lyrics haven’t aged well (“Troglodyte Man” in particular) but that groove is timeless. #dailyunheardalbum

Daily unheard album: Atoll — Tertio. Not quite as good as the Italian stuff but the French still knew how to prog pretty damn well. #dailyunheardalbum

Daily unheard album: Nektar — Journey to the Centre of the Eye. More heavy psych than their subsequent prog works and frankly that gives this an edge that those lack. Not just a looker. #dailyunheardalbum

Been a while since I posted a picture of George, so here he is in his hunter’s cave.

Daily unheard album: The Spirit of Atlanta — The Burning of Atlanta. Overlooked funk/soul classic from the Peach State. The burning refers to the absolutely scorching jams. #dailyunheardalbum

I have my flaws as a human but I hope to live my life in such a way that hundreds of millions of people don’t fervently wish for my death.

Daily unheard album: Titus Groan — Titus Groan. Named after the central character of the Gormenghast trilogy, not quite as insane as the books but still pretty wild. How many heavy rock acts had oboes? #dailyunheardalbum

Alright it’s still pretty cool seeing Pantera songs live, even in this formation.

Here’s Amon Amarth from the back of the arena because I wasn’t paying over a hundred bucks for “Pantera” tix

ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music