As Return of the King ended, Kara got upset and asked me "why it had to end". I told her we watch them all every Janaury, and then it's like saying hi to a friend you haven't seen in a long time. #LordoftheRings

Two Towers at the theater! I've waited 7 years to get the opportunity to lean over to Kara and tell her that Viggo Mortensen breaks his toe when he kicks the helmet. This is my moment! #LordoftheRings

So excited to finally show Kara #LordoftheRings , and on the big screen as her first showing! Getting to share my favorite movies with her makes me so happy!

#28YearsLaterTheBoneTemple was phenomenal. Fiennes is absolutely breathtaking in both of the 28 years movies, but particularly the sequel. Amazing how these movies that are built around brutality give me some of the deepest messages of humanity.

Someone hacked into my daughter and her friend group's private Minecraft server and blew up all their houses. Which like, why are people being mean to a bunch of 7 year olds, but also objectively this is one of the funniest moments of the year.

Good for Noah but y'all better keep Syndney Sweeney away from my giant mechs I swear to God!

Predator: Badlands? More like Predator: Badass, amriite?

If female, why 'tism?

Gabby's Dollhouse movie spoilers without context.

Violence perpetuates violence. The idolization of gun culture perpetuates violence. The lack of empathy and responsibility from political activists and politicians for previous gun violence victims perpetuates violence.

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Might a recommend some extra kerning or a different font on that "flick" to avoid my child nearly reading "you fuck your tongue" during her nightly storytime....

This is your notification that Target is selling pillow Hulk hands.... Like sock em boppers but they actually don't hurt when your child punches you with them (said with experience of being beaten up in target this afternoon) 🤣

Kara is adopting the Metal Gear method of hiding.

Friends who have seen Fantastic Four already, can y'all let me know if there's anything a 7 year old couldn't see in it? She watched Superman, which I had been told would be fine for her, but I wasn't prepared for the amount of swearing so I could prep her beforehand 🤣

This isn't the nice guys sequel we've been asking for.

Kara: hey mom, look those pop tarts have the Wonderful 4 on them. Me:

Needless to say, Kara was pretty excited about who showed up at the end of the movie 👀

Getting to see Superman opening weekend with the fan! It's the dream!

Finally got to see Life of Chuck before it leaves the theaters and I am so glad I did. A beautiful movie that looks at the duality of life. The fixed nature of our existence, the impermanent, but also the beauty and joy that living each individual life brings. @mikeflanaganfilm.com doesn't miss 🫶

Gonna learn about dragons and stuff.

Yeah, that was a good one. I'm full. I'm filled.

Holy cow, Sinners is THAT movie that I just didn't get last year. One that is going to sit in my brain for days after. The use of mixed music styles is so masterful, absolute master class in film scoring from Göransson. The slow build creates an incredibly grounded story despite the fantasy elements

I know we like to complain about youths but they normalized bringing blankets to movie theaters, so how bad can they be.

That feeling when you start literally sobbing near the end of that Joplin Tornado Netflix doc because President Obama was speaking and his presidency was really the last time I was actually proud of this country. It's been a long fucking 3 months.

My child in the car today: you suffer, and then you die Ok like that's true but also why you gotta hurt me like that 🤣

When the kids trampoline park starts playing Misery by Maroon 5 and I just have to nod my head and agree with Adam Levine because I, too, am in misery.

I'm going out on a limb and saying that this is THE most important critical review of Brave New World. You might not agree, but I think this is important to take in this perspective. A lot of good questions are raised, not just about the reception of the movie itself. Please read!

Honestly, we need to stop putting every MCU movie on an ever moving target. Brave New World was fun, I'd say firmly middle of the pack which makes it no where near a bad movie. Can't we just let these movies be fun? Is that really such a hot take?

Omg these are so cool looking!

How come everyone else in a govt job has random drug testing but not this piece of shit?

The biggest lol I could possibly give

This is one of the MANY reasons we aren't watching. Let them sink their money into this and have it be the least viewed superbowl in years.

Y'all, @joshruben.bsky.social DOES NOT MISS! Hearteyes is so freaking good! Love seeing Josh go from streaming releases to a hit theatrical release!

I've got such a good joke about some of the new release movies but it is SUCH a spoiler and I don't want to be that person. 😭😭😭

This Superbowl sucks anyway, so it's an easy one to just boycott. These people only care about their wallet, so let's make them hurt. Except Kendrick, we will all be turned on for Kendrick.

Like he was better than Dr Oz winning but dang he's really trying to make everyone rethink that.

So because people were tricked into protest voting against Kamala because she wasn't pro Palestine enough, now the US is just going to take over the ethnical cleanse instead. Great. Great. Excellent. Hope that's what everyone wanted. Clearly there was no better option than this.

Really enjoyed Companion, in that it takes the standard think piece about the morality of technology and adds the nature of love and life into it. Maybe it's part of the point of the messaging but I'm pretty sure the people who would actually benefit from this won't be watching the movie...

This is the new surprised Pikachu, right?

Just... *Cough* gonna throw this out there for no particular reason apnews.com/article/coas...

My kid's school district just sent out a letter saying all children deserve a free and safe education, and that nobody, even federal agents, has permission to interact with the children in their schools without a warrant or parental consent. I'm so proud of my district for doing what is right!

Start stocking up on face masks, hand sanitizer, and sanitizing wipes now I guess, cause the govt is not going to do shit all about any kind of global health crisis for the next 4 years.

Petition to start calling being the only person in a movie showing the 'Kidman'.

It's not even funny how into this shot I am. 🙌

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Things suck right now. And they might suck for the foreseeable future. But I'm here for whoever needs it. None of us will make it through whatever is to come without each other. Here's some emotional support corgis for your day.

Helpful reminder that protecting people's rights to be who they are and live that truth freely means protecting that right for everyone, including people you might not like. Tldr: Deadnaming is wrong, even if the person is vile

Have I mentioned that I fucking hate it here?

Ok well, I spent half a minute reviewing his promises at his inauguration and I've already lost all hope for the next 4 years. Find me in my bed, pretending nothing exists.