why the fuck do people put wall to wall carpet over flooring like this? You piss me off. Invest in rugs or slippers you whiney piss babies.

Found someone to take the ducks. Now i have to herd five fat quackers out of an established mixed flock of chickens, with some of the chickens being rather aggro. Expect pics or video later of me failing at this.

TDOR. Pay my bills.

AMA me, rn You get 1 hr. <3

all five ducks are up for grabs

We don't have many coffee shops I will patronize out here in the Harbors, as they're one or a mix of the following: owned by evangelicals, badly designed, shitty overpriced mudwater stand, recovery cafe. Now I'm about to write off the only leftist one because they're showing AI slop on the walls.

the farm is ours as of 21:00 (pacific) tonight Bifrost Farms is go.

Concern trolling is still exhausting. You don't give a shit about strangers, you're just self-congratulatory.

some of you like poetry i'm a big fan of Jamaal May "History of Hostility"

Today i seeded a bunch of test starts, seeds of various types and ages (some total mysteries) of which i wish to ascertain viability before wasting any valuable earth/time with them at the new farm. I have solarium space here but may also need a grow light.

It's official... I have bought (half) the farm!

Just FYI: I tried to re-open my old Facebook account so someone could run it for me as a representative to help me sell art. I am blocked from re-opening. I cannot have an FB account. When I left, I had a decade + old Dev account and they will not let me have it back under my real name.

i keep seeing shit like "money turns you into a pedophile" my friends, i guarantee if you gave a black woman or a wee budding transman or a weird young nonbinary programmer a couple million, the last thing she/he/they would do with it is rape children

best part about editind book one into this new format? Re-including crucial pieces removed/altered by my 1st editor. I agreed because I thought he had more advanced knowledge of fiction writing than i did, cuz grad degree, but realized years on they were about his peronal hangups & low imagination

We have a sea lion problem. (this is on the road that goes to my house; photo from police FB; we've dubbed him "Ralph", he's our mascot)

Hell yeah I got Coop's art zine! Worth every penny. Want your own? check out: @artofcoop.bsky.social

if you trade them cheap catfood or old beef jerkey from your passenger side door well, you might even get gifts in return. 10/10 stars. ChatGPT will not eat your mystery car meat.

So. Friends of the elves. Ask a question you have always wanted to know. DM or sub it. The first zine needs a column.

Amazon is, apparently, still making money off my first novel. I haven't seen a dime in years. You have two options: 1) get a shitty digi copy free by texting me 2) get illustrated zines with extras by subscribing to my Patreon

Again with the "don't have gear": watched a seal beat a salmon to death on the river surface; couldn't pull over, had a shitty cam anyway You want wildlife drama? Live in bfe.

omg i got to hear middle aged white men who live nowhere near NYC complaining about Zohran Mamdani in real time talking about how everyone will regret it, and this and that about "New York crime families" guys? the world is not TV

one more sesh in about ten days and then i'm done :) in love with how well the crosshatching is going, quick mid-appt shot for ya <3

Sometimes I miss stable paychecks or office camaraderie. When I talk with friends still in tech, i don't miss a g'damn thing.

ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur

I had a Patreon reserved for years but i can't change it from my dead name ope not real psyched to make a new account with my life name

This week? I will be working on my Patreon content which is the new home of Tribes of Heaven So. You want a zine, like a true SF zine?

aside from a lot of other costume shit i'm working on I figured out a gender correct cosplay I can do Nanachi from Made in Abyss currently hate myself a lot but I WILL BE SO FUCKIN CUTE

gotta get all them pins out

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I'm a Fabulous Trainwreck

Mushroom, fairy bath...

i dislike aiming cameras into my neighbors' yards, so i sadly do not have a picture of the deer helping themselves to chicken feed alongside the chickens

good dog, indeed

Went to the woods to clear trails and found this dramatic fungus (photographed by @unclekitsune.bsky.social )

A Good Boy gives us a low-down on how the biscuit algo works!

for the first time since i moved here (11 yrs ago), my phone just popped up a warning that the air quality is "unhealthy" all the years that fiber mill ran, or that one summer where the sky was red all day for a week from wildfires? Never did that. huh

If anything makes me leave this backwards ass country for good, it will be the ridiculous hoops I have to jump through to get pain medication. I have been using tramadol to mitigate severe pain spikes for 17 years. I have been treated like a junkie the entire time.

Furries on my list: who are the best fursuit creators you know? Are they currently commissionable? (no Meta links, plz; i have no Meta) #furry #suiter #fursuit

Getting blocked by total a-holes should be an official e-sport.

Roads were clear from Centralia to my place, but the storm debris was bad enough along parts of the 12 between Oakville and Elma that they used a plow to clear it. That's a lotta leaves and twigs.

is Lady Gaga aware of how her songs are used in exotic dance bars? I hope she does and she's proud of it.

What is the official genre name of neutralized electronic music? It has no politics, no horny, is undanceable; in the early 90s rave scene we called it "chill out". I know it has a cutesy name now. I think its the only genre i universally HATE

there is an officially licensed and sanctioned by all parties Junji Ito x Hello Kitty crossover merch launch happening rn and i have so much wtf in my want and vice versa

Brought out and displayed some 20+ year old poster prints (lithographs!) at the PDX O&C Expo. They turned out surprisingly popular with the younger folks. I mean, I painted those in my awkward horny egg 20s, so I guess it tracks that they resonate. I do wish i had high res shots of Morning Son...

Wrapped my last (big production) event for 2025. That was nuts. As it stands now, i'm in a whiskey bar with a country band playing. They're old school and quite talented and my deathrock ass is the only person (or first person) clapping most of the time. WTF yall theres no cover! Clap at least.

Do i even have any Portland readers? I need a few hours of help each day of Oddities this weekend providing you can handle being around taxidermy. Compensation for both or either days will be a badge, souvenir lanyard, fare if you need it; much more if you can actually help sell

Here's to Dave Ball (Soft Cell).

i remain pretty good at identifying AI slop vs real human art and y'all using or sharing it for political memes are getting blocked no, it isnt effing "ok" just because it aligns with your opinions. Still the tool of fascism, still a drain on planetary resources. I'd rather see a crayon drawing.

If you write for or about trans folx and ever got iffy on Latinx, David explains it all succinctly here.

what's the last thing an Astrum sees before his career is re-calibrated? (this is canon, now. This is what Major Parthenos looks like)