They can have it ready immediately. It's been ready since 2017. Everyone relax.

Conservatives don't understand the concept of not liking Conservative politicians. That's what sets liberals apart. Conservatives don't like Chuck Schumer. Guess what, neither do liberals.

I truly, honestly, with all my heart, hope that when he's gone, his family suffers the consequences for all the theft and grifting that he's done for the last 10 years.

The guy whose party is literally cutting all three of those things.

Conservatives: We really need liberals to lower their fiery rhetoric so we can cool off this situation. Also Conservatives:

Guys. Gals. Republicans. If you want to stop being called Nazi's then stop doing Nazi things. Why is that difficult?

No one tell Mike Waltz about Donald Trump...

There's too much information passing all across the world for people to just listen to the bullshit coming out of these people's mouths and not pay attention to what they're actually doing.

I wonder if there's a Vegas betting line over whether McConnell or Trump will kick it first.

Two girls one cup but they don't vomit.

Republicans must have never bothered to learn what ANTIFA actually means. Or they know and have just accepted that they're fascists.

Are 30-year-olds teenagers and young adults?

He's just living in a different reality than the rest of us.

The Trump family doesn't seem to realize how protected they are by DJT being President. Do they really think all this shit they're pulling is going to fly once he's not there to protect them anymore?

He is the epitome of a bought man. He'll do anything anyone asks him to do as long as there's enough money.

Michigan historically bad traveling to the west coast. They have to figure out that funk or it'll be bad news every year

Michigan's defense has given up.

Michigan is completely flat footed in this game. They have got to get over the funk of going to the west coast. It's really bad.

Michigan continually getting smoked by screen passes.

The refs in LA are super quick to review plays when it might benefit USC but when a close call might benefit Michigan? Nada.

Why does Michigan's defense look like it's never seen the field before?

We could be exploring the galaxy by now except we elected the only group of idiots in the galaxy to find a "journalist" who would read "paramilitary" as "parliamentary".

Yeah that sounds great, let's do that

Who dressed this guy for his network news tv appearance?

lmao never mind that Jack Smith was appointed long after the raid on Mar-a-lago.

It can't be a serious question because he doesn't know how to answer serious questions.

How long before MTG just decides to become a democrat?

I found a picture of the original leaders of the ANTIFA movement to help conservatives figure out what ANTIFA actually means

Trump is going to pardon Stephen Miller, and that'll be a shame because this guy deserves to spend the rest of his life, and many more lifetimes after that, behind bars.

Is that why Republicans aren't in Washington right now?

Meanwhile, in reality there's ACTUAL FOOTAGE of ICE zip-tying children. So there's that.

The White House is scrambling to fix a problem it created.

Browns fans should just start rioting at the stadium until the Haslem's sell the team. Negligent ownership at this point.

This dickbag gets attacked with memes by citizens of this country. Democrats get attacked with memes by the PRESIDENT of this country. Lighten your ass up.

This the best response to anything Jeffries has ever had.

The answer is a single payer system.

This guy doesn't get it. You don't shrink government to effectiveness. You can only grow the government. All he's doing is opening up positions to be filled again when his idiot boss is not in office anymore.

Yeah, the guy who said he wants government workers to be terrified to go to work takes no pleasure in laying off government workers. I bet. I take no pleasure in eating pizza. Or buffalo wings.

Trump's healthcare plan still only in Trump's head. Definitely not anywhere anyone else can read it (because it doesn't exist).

I've driven a @mazdausa.bsky.social for the last 23 years of my life. 2003 mazda6, 2012 Mazda 6 and now a 2024 CX-50 and I can say without a doubt that the CX-50 lacks the quality of the Mazda6's. Every day I find something new I dislike about this car. I'm counting the days to lease end

Nothing is inappropriate to these people.

Praising a corrupt politician?

What are the chances Jose Ramirez makes that running mistake? 1 in 1000? At the worst possible time too.

I'll believe Trump has condolences when I hear him give them.

Maybe she thought if she walked up the escalator she'd get away from Donald?

Chuck Schumer needs to step down leadership

Browns got double boned on a single play

This guy asked Trump why renewable energy doesn't work. Trump mispronounced half his response, so this guy just made shit up on the air.

Republicans need Democrats to keep the government open. Trump's not gonna talk to Democrats. Republicans won't talk to Democrats because they're afraid of Trump. So the government shuts down until Republicans finally talk to Democrats. It's on Republicans. Not Democrats.

Yeah, because a guy with a clear case of dementia should be doing anything other than sitting in a retirement home right now.