I am a prophet answering questions no one asked. Like "when am I going to get jury duty?" or "is my sibling about to get engaged"? Useless shit. I need a useful fucking prophecy im so fucking mad.

is there differentiated name between the Gwen droid that Frankie fished up, or are they all Gwen? If so, can we call her Withered Gwen? #KOG #knightsofguinevere

holy shit chat I locked in (practicing linear perspective for class) #artsky #ocsky

There are two cats inside me. One has zoomies, the other is hiding in the corner, biting anyone that touches them.

So it's my birthday today... #ocsky #animation #glassanimals #artsky youtu.be/3ca0XbIvwYA?...

#DTIYS #DrawYourSona

“Hey, how do you make OCs” They are born when ridiculous hypotheticals intrude my brain

I win.

I've listened to the Hozier cover of Do I Wanna Know? so much that I forgot it was an Arctic Monkeys song.

Just stepped into a hallway that smelled like this

don't fall in love at the copacabana yall

Hormones are fucking crazy because why I am I crying about Lola losing Tony

I will admit, it is unrefined, but it makes me feel better to have it out there.

A poem by me, that I wrote in my notes app just now, titled "When I was 13."

yall ever wonder what kind of memes celebs get of themselves?

please take your meds you guys i feel not real rn

I'm like the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl. Depressive Revenant Nightmare Enby.

GAHHH IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO

I'd date Clark Kent. not because he's buff but because he's a massive dork and I think he'd be a joy to be around

Life is a lot more pleasant when you accept that you are not a human among animals, but an animal coexisting with animals. Do not stress over achieving the extraordinary when the satisfactory is just as fulfilling.

why do i feel like my lungs are protesting

im like the parent of my followers (absent)

And check out the dude in charge: @peanutproductions.bsky.social

Oh, if I haven't mentioned it already, check out Peanut Productions. I appear in their videos sometimes, and I think they're all hella funny. The Donkey Kong Bananza vids seem to be a popular choice among our audience. youtube.com/@peanutprodu...

Shout out to my bestie for getting me the goober

taking the misogynists' joke "women ☕️" and turning it into a gay thing. Ladies, gents, and eldritch horrors, allow me to present: "WOMEN 🎉"

not escaping the wet cat allegations

I NEED SOMETHING TO COMBUST IM SO OVERWHELMED

ART DUMP!

Anyway I need someone to write romantic poetry abt me. I have to specify romantic because one of my friends took it upon himself to write about how I am depressed and also turn red when I laugh

WAS MY FIRST POST SERIOUSLY ABOUT A STOMACH ACHE?!?! I MEANT IT TO BE ART OR SUM SHIT

... the muskrat new salute looks too similar to a certain genocidal maniac's....

Honestly, this TikTok ban might be good for me. May the doomscrolling cease.

you guys have to listen to L'Amour Toujours by Gigi D'Agostino. Shit has such a good beat. Very upbeat.

even bad bitches can like hello kitty

Gonna have a post peer reviewed gimme a sec

oughhhh tummy ache