I have been writing a lot in my book recently. Im really happy with it so far :) #writing

Okay. I'll fuck you.

It was womens day yesterday. Or rather, an hour and thirty three minutes ago. Women's day only lasts 23 hours. When im president, we will extend this to 24 hours. I am a progressive reformer.

I have an infinite moneh glitch

give a niggas balls a little draaaaaaaainaaaaaaage 👀 👅

41 Unc was so fucking funny every time i saw it i would so excited and my penis would shoot up a little but not alot it isnt an arrousal thing so much as its an excitement thing (which is real btw so dont call me gay) and i would send it to my nephew who would laugh at it a lot with me

NEVER FORGET THAT THEY TOOK AWAY CAMEMBERT BURGER. NEVER FORGET THEY TOOK 97 YEAR OLD DINER THAT STILL SERVES COLA THE OLD FASHIONED WAY AWAY FROM YOU. NEVER FORGET THEY HATE 41 UNC. THEY HATE HALIEY WELCH WHO WAS STEALING SO MUCH ATTENTION AWAY FROM GAYS DURING PRIDE MONTH. REMEMBER! DONT FORGET!

I didnt know what i was saying when i said that. Im sorry.

RETVRN TO TRVTH PQTRIOTS

I am very interested in learning about it! ☺️

Derrrrrrrrp 👀 👅

I gon getcha

I think about you at least 3 maybe 4 times a day

Giggling at the thought of kissing you on the lips like a school girl to their sweetheart 🥰 happy valentines day! I love your pussy ❤️

I am not under the influence of intoxicants. Winners never do drugs. And I am always a winner.

I stay up late listening to all the men i had to kill in Iraq because i felt like it. They make me aroused.

I love touching my penis with my hands. A bit more than i like my wife! I wish she was a man with a big penis for me to touch.

I was playing Ricochet, the best Valve game ever created. No i wasnt. I hate Ricochet. I would never play Ricochet. Im sorry for lying.

I have this fat ass bitch deliverin my grocerieeeeees 🤪🤪🤪🤪 time to #fuckthisbitch in the #asshole dig in that brown coochie like i did in iraq! #operationiraqifreedom #veteran

Derpyglomp done have it

What is this

You fucking people dont understand what shooting poison is. You have never "shot poison" before. I shoot poison. And it kills

"No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it" 1 Corinthians 10:13

I would be very good at voice acting furry porn. But nobody will give unc a chance because i am a sensitive kind hearted man with a negative canthal tilt who always helps his friends. Only good boys and girls will comment "We believe in you!" Down below.

"How old are you?" "I'm going to kill myself on stage" "Wow you are the saddest person ever"

i have 3 bands and no i am not talking ireland green

i eat parslaaay 🤪

I was jerking off to pickle rick porn again today when i realized that my porn addiction has prevented me from learning nutella maths today so i will taking a bat to my nephew

Commed someone on twitter :3

Goyim aren't people

I miss Gerald Ford

if you are horny we can do it. You can ride the pony. The saddle is waiting so you can come over to jump on it.

Me and my one lucky little bunny when goyim are beaten out of zion

I resemble this in some ways. But not all!

Walk into the club like erm hello missus fat booty can i please put my penis there? Oh yummy yummy!

In his sleevies!

youtu.be/oSTaQF8nrtQ?... late night upload

"Yn... ts shit is so tuff "

youtu.be/oSTaQF8nrtQ?... late night upload

New Year New Goals...

Merry Christmas!

youtu.be/rr1QOMQwntM?... made a new songy on my new computer to see if the quality is still good

Feastable i like my rice sticky bruh

Nothing is hotter to me than when my gurl stops taking her meds and suddenly the walls are closing in on her and she grabs at me and yells "oh my gosh, please dont let the walls crush me" im like heh yeah baby sure thing.

GAY 2 STRAIGHT GUYS READ: trying to pick up a lady? Read this: Hey baby, are you a man? Because i jerk off to the thought of having sex with a man. Its ruining my life. Will you ruin my life? Fuck you. Stupid foid. You're all the same. Do this and you WILL score.

I used to stick my fingers in my friends mouth and it was a fun game sure my fingers are messed up not and it hurts when i move because people bit me a lot but one time someone said "how'd you feel if i did that to you?" And did that and i immediately got hard and audibly moaned. Who can relate? 🤭