I didn't recognize him with his clothes on!

it's a mystery unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/who-...

Steve got sloppy. Sad! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...

@mattshumer.bsky.social has gone "viral" comparing AI to the early days of Carona. Ridiculous! You can call AI a germ, you can call it a flu, you can call it a virus, I’m not sure anybody even knows what it is. Stock Market is starting to look very good to me! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/we-a...

Many people are saying the best way to navigate the affordability crisis is to stop spending money on fascism. #resistandunsubscribe unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/defu...

Kristin Noem and Corey Lewandowski have asked me for a blanket pardon. What should I do?

Biggest story of 2016: Hillary's emails. Biggest story of 2026: Jeffrey's emails. TOO LATE, SUCKERS! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...

If I'll be remembered for one thing other than the Epstein stuff, it's for doubling the national debt for your kids before I let AI take all your jobs.

I take everything back! Bad Bunny's TV ratings were YUGE!! And he got four billion views on social media in 24 hours (up 137% from last year)! Please forgive me, Mr. Bunny. I would like to make you my new Commerce Secretary. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

A pal is a wonderful thing! Turns out Howard "Lucky" Lutnick did have the privilege of going to Epstein Island in 2012 — long after we all knew Jeffrey was raping kids. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I haven't seen the FBI clear a suspect this completely since they were running my Brett Kavanaugh tip line! apnews.com/article/jeff...

Accurate.

The night my good friend Jeffrey Epstein died, he was left alone and given extra sheets, two guards fell asleep at the same time, 10 of 11 cameras malfunctioned, and 16 mandatory wellness checks were missed. I blame the Clintons! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/who-...

I am suing Bad Bunny for $10 billion for stealing the phrase "Debí Tirar Más Fotos" from my wonderful pal Jeffrey Epstein, a terrific guy whose only regret in life was that there were several billionaires he was unable to blackmail because he forgot to put film in his camera.

Leave my kids out of this!

Accurate.

Who says I can't do it all at once!? unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/trum...

BITCOIN DIDN'T KILL ITSELF! #ETTD

Many people are saying that @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social and @arimelber.bsky.social should be looking into this! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/diar...

Many people are saying QAnon was (almost) right all along! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/what...

Todd Blanche is very smart! He redacted the names of my rich and powerful child rapist friends while "accidentally" revealing the names of all the victims who live in fear of rich and powerful men sending people to "shut them up"! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Kristi: I have reviewed over 30 videos and posts saying, essentially, “there are domestic terrorists in Minneapolis. Nothing is being done. What about the people who shot Renee Good??? Alex Pretti??? They’re all guilty as hell, but nothing is being done.” JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED, NOW!!! President DJT

Kristi is such a good Nazi! She was just following orders!

Inflation is solved! You just have to ignore the price of coffee, beef, seafood, lettuce, bananas, and electricity. Also candy and chewing gum. And furniture. And healthcare. Forget about healthcare. If you just avoid food, furniture or healthcare, you'll be fine.

Charlie Kirk compared abortion to the Holocaust.

I have absolutely no sign of that disease, you know the one. My dad had it. What's it called? Help me out, Ivanka. You're not Ivanka? people.com/donald-trump...

People who said nobody in the UK would buy a ticket to see the MELANIA documentary have been proven wrong! One person did.

If you bought a gun to protect yourself from a tyrannical government, that's reason enough for your tyrannical government to shoot you. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

When Stephen Miller told me he had a plan to stop undocumented immigrants killing US citizens, I didn't realize he meant this.

He really wants my job, doesn't he?

Something has to be done about Fake Polls! They are truly OUT OF CONTROL. We have Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, especially for rich white men who have seen historic gains in the past year! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/the-...

Only I can coup!

Very upset that the Oscars allowed Renate Reinsve to be nominated at this difficult time in US-Norwegian relations!

I will only invade NATO allies as a last resort or if a lady rubs me the wrong way!

Iceland, you're next.

That Swiss lady rubbed me the wrong way. She's no Natalie Harp, I'll tell you that.

As Acting President of Venezuela, I demand I be treated with respect!

Just caught Pete Hegseth masturbating to Heated Rivalry. He says it helps him with his demons.

I am bringing peace throughout the world! Except if there's oil or minerals Elon wants.

Marco Rubio just slipped me a note saying Norway isn't part of Greenland. Apologies to Prime Minister Nobel.

I will not invade Greenland although I could if I wanted. So maybe let me have it?

I will no longer accept the terms of any trade deal negotiated more than 7 cognitive tests ago! commission.europa.eu/topics/trade... #greenland #eu

Accurate.

Reminds me of the days I used to walk through Miss Teen USA pageant dressing room, point at a naked teenager, and make exactly the same offer.

I have concepts of a plan for millions of Americans to die in medical bankruptcy! www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

America, I'm Killing It! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/amer...

Everything is great if you don't need food, a job, or clean air and water! (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/b...

London crime is at a historic low despite all of that shit-stirrer Elon Musk's efforts! www.bbc.com/news/article...

When people say I'm killing it, they're talking about the job market. unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/trum...

IF IRAN KILLS PEACEFUL PROTESTERS, WE WILL BOMB THEM! IF ICE AGENTS KILL PEACEFUL PROTESTERS, WE WILL GIVE THEM MEDALS!