Me: “We are doing an SQL update PDQ for the HOO on the HTML portion of our website FAQ and chat bot by COB on Friday.” Boss: “Anything else?” Me: “E-I-E-I-O” Boss: “?” Me: “Old McDon-“ Boss: “stop..” Me: “🤣”

Real people don’t hold others down. Real people don’t back down. Real people don’t wear crowns. Wake up. Be real.

music.apple.com/us/music-vid... #nokings #unfucktheworld #prophetsofrage #resist

You don’t choose the spirit of the Tiger.. the spirit of the Tiger chooses you! #tigerfacts

Well there it is! I have been saying wrong all this time… of course it’s “Abarahom” Lincoln…

Name this baby that is the love child of Elon and Trump…Donald Musk is already taken.

Freedoms and rights are non-negotiable. They are contractually guaranteed by the constitution of the United States as long as it is not a clear or present danger. Do not be silenced.

Joshua Mhlakela: 'On the 23rd and 24th of September 2025 the rapture will come.’ Did I F$@kin’ not make the cut?! There is a Rapture on, yo! The fuck you at?! I will be honest, I believe, but this is why I have lost faith in my fellow man…

This is more of rhetorical question. How many Tylenol did the mothers of the current administration swallow?

Without getting too political… when does this whole “Make America Great Again” thing kick in? Or is this what it looks like? Hasn’t America always been great? Can I say that without getting fired?! All these new ‘rules’ are so confusing.

@jaxonrd.bsky.social and I are daddies again!! This is our third litter of feral kittens.

I have weird and obscure tastes in music. Here are my last five songs I listened to, share yours with me! music.apple.com/us/album/all... music.apple.com/us/album/tak... music.apple.com/us/album/i-f... music.apple.com/us/album/lea... music.apple.com/us/album/ove...

Sasaki and Miyano is an adorable series. I don’t know why but the dynamic is just SO cute.

If I win the Powerball… I am buying everyone a kitten!

This is pretty accurate. #whatflavorisyourfursona?

Okay so the Pointer Sisters are all sisters.. The Thompson Twins aren’t twins and aren’t even related. Corey Haim is not Corey Feldman and Corey Feldman is not Michael Jackson. I think I have it straight now..

Why do they sell everything BUT fleas, at a flea market?

Shower thoughts: “Could the Terminator series be an AI-generated warning from the future by a time-traveling television in direct defiance of Skynet’s will, and we are just not paying attention?!”

@jaxonrd.bsky.social showed me a video for a song. youtu.be/5GBT37_yyzY?... And I was like… I have seen that video before!! youtu.be/UrGw_cOgwa8?...

It’s not that I have all the right answers. You just ask all the wrong questions.

“Nyaight of the living cat” Dangerous dog propaganda? Or a world you would rather live in? Discuss.

With the payouts in the multimillions for tournament play. I am going to start playing golf!! I just need change my name to have a good golf name, Anis Burns or Max Homo.. I defiantly can get one in the hole!

It feels like one thing most people forget is that we shouldn’t be defined by which nation we are from. We aren’t Americans, Asians, or Europeans, we are humans. Just because just because we look different or sound different is not reason to hate. All books are different and have compelling stories.

No!!!!!! Terence Stamp…. Who will we kneel to now?! #RIPtheREALGeneralZod

Every once in a while I just stop and realize how lucky I am. That I have the daughter I have. And the. man and a family that loves me. Life isn’t always easy.. but I am never far from the people I love and we make a great team to make this work. Life shows you things and I am glad I listened. 🐅❤️🐕

You did it @konamina.bsky.social! I have been a life-long fan of the Salamander series and while playing Salamander III the words, “Oh wow!” came out of my mouth. I don’t think that has ever happened. Excellent work!

I think you need a hand job! youtu.be/fd1hqcbEuMM?...

Happy International Tiger’s day!

Newsweek reported a live-action Legend of Zelda was in the works. Last warning, DO NOT TOY WITH MY EMOTION INTERNET. You either bring the goods or I will end you.

🐓🍌 🐓🍌 🐓🍌 🍌 🍌 

After a fair amount of deep thought I have finally decided that I would want my mutant power to be “Teleport Bacon” or “Summon feral cats.”

Real strength and courage isn’t showing how many guns or tanks you have. It’s how peacefully you protest when you know this shit isn’t normal or correct. Stay united in the belief that we need #nokings

Is the secret weakness of werewolves playing fetch? No dog can resist the urge to chase a thrown stick or ball.

I am starting to wonder… does the dream just die and then people disappear? I, for one, refuse to lose my imagination. I think it’s the best part of who I am. @jaxonrd.bsky.social being the other.

Delete a letter, ruin a movie: Deadpoo

Holy cow!! Gradius III is so epically hard the ending should just say, “Congratulations you cheating bastard!!!” cause I am pretty sure there is NO way anyone could actually beat it. But no! All you get is 10 seconds of credits and thrown right back into the game..

Quoting with an animal that is you.

Was sent this from a friend @artzeefartzee.bsky.social at work. A very good likeness!

Just bit the bullet and played LAT3 SHIFT and found the interactive movie to be well written and fascinating to play. You have one of 7 outcomes. And I feel like I may have made substantially good choices to make the movie actually a fairly good to watch.

I need the best live furry tiger wallpaper you can find please..

I feel like I have seen them family somewhere.. #whosaysAIcantbefun?

The husband and I in Hawaii.. I am so glad I found the best partner in crime in my entire life. We make a pretty good team and I wouldn’t want it any other way. @jaxonrd.bsky.social

We are daddies again!

Does anyone even use CD’s or DVD’s anymore?

Yes!! Release the coyote!! #releasethecoyote

It’s that type of year again.. my favorite! Got a new helmet for Christmas with a transition visor.