just made fudge gumbo in my shorts

luh turd in the chamber started knockin

𝔳𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔬 𝔤𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰

givenchy water bottles have me BUMPIN i am tingly

just farted in a ring camera and gave the IoT pink eye

tommy wright on that creep i’m stealing cheese out the dang frige

just sipped on straight peanuts and felt jimmy carter roll around in his grave

yum yum in my tum tum (4824 hz human eradication frequency) [MIND BENDING WAVES]

using angie’s list as a dating app

flintstone vitamins mixed with ethanol and gasoline (528 hz god frequency)

just packed a lip full of activia yogurt

met a famous person the other day

i was eyeing down them biscuits this morning

its thurtday

ppl be asking me shit

in the soup that is life straight prosperous

what does it take to be a niche internet micro celebrity all i can bring to the table is asthma

hello instagream

someone i know said good music is like being molested but in a good way. like girl??? you mean an intimate relationship??