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CLIVE: Wankerchief.
14 minutes ago
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CLIVE: I wasn't kidding man, I'll stab you in the fucking eye with this fork. Now that's a really elaborate suicide but I reckon I can do it.
about 1 hour ago
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WARREN: It’s going to be very difficult for you to go serious on me because this level is called...? GORDON: The Death Egg Zone. WARREN: The fucking Death Egg! What were they thinking?!
about 1 hour ago
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WARREN: Gordon Porlock, secret warlock!
about 2 hours ago
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AUBREY: Maybe you're listening to this Bryony, so if you're wondering where those units are, suck my balls, that's where they are.
about 2 hours ago
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PAMELA: I have to hand it to you, you really are the golden boy. CLIVE: Damn right.
about 3 hours ago
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BRYONY: You're an archivist, Gordon. It is your singular vocation. Archive Red Valley for me.
about 3 hours ago
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PAMELA: I’d like to ask her if it was worth it. CLIVE: What? PAMELA: Aubrey Wood. Look what she’s created. She wants to hurt people like you and me, fine. But what about all of them? How does doing this make anything better for them?
about 4 hours ago
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WARREN PUTS IN THE TAPE. IMMEDIATELY AN EAR-BLEEDING METAL TRACK PLAYS.
about 4 hours ago
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CLIVE: She's not your wife. She's the lead of this operation. We couldn't let you back out in the world without a handler and it was her or me. I think we're all glad it wasn't me. She's watching all of this right now actually. Just through that mirror behind me.
about 5 hours ago
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GORDON: It's... just nice to talk to someone.
about 5 hours ago
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REBECCA: It was a pleasure to meet you, Mr Schill. CLIVE: You too Rebecca. I look forward to being served by you in five years at the Overhead all night pharmacy or whatever is left of this company when you're finished with it. That's your future. But hey, at least you'll have got there first.
about 6 hours ago
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WARREN: Do you ignore everyone in the future or just me? AUBREY: Are you okay to walk? WARREN: I'll walk up Ballbag if you start answering me.
about 6 hours ago
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WARREN: I'm sorry I said those things about you when we were in the tunnel. If it wasn't for you and your interest in all of this, I'd be here on my own. And I don't know how I'd manage that.
about 7 hours ago
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HIS PHONE VIBRATES. IN ANNOYANCE HE TAKES THE CALL. CLIVE: Oh Christ… Babe, I told you, I am working. Can we please discuss this la- IT'S NOT CLIVE'S WIFE.
about 7 hours ago
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CLIVE: I don't care if you have a drinking problem, can you just make it less visible? PAMELA: You have a visible drinking problem. CLIVE: I'm allowed to have a visible drinking problem. I don't have to vitrify anyone's corporeal remains.
about 8 hours ago
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AS GORDON'S STORY RETURNS TO OSCAR, HE BECOMES A LITTLE AWKWARD, NOT QUITE SO SURE HOW TO ARTICULATE THEIR RELATIONSHIP.
about 8 hours ago
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AUBREY: They must've been desperate. No offence. WARREN: None taken, spirit guide. AUBREY: I'm not your spirit guide, Warren.
about 9 hours ago
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AUBREY: I just told you the research we were both part of nearly half a century ago played a pivotal role in the dissolution of civilised society as we know it, and you want to talk about the Pus Crank choir? WARREN: The Pus Crank choir!
about 9 hours ago
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WARREN: Literally none of that made sense. I'm contemplating having a panic attack, wh... what do you think?
about 10 hours ago
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WARREN: Well, actually that was just one method of poor compensation from my father to validate rampant domestic abuse in the family home, but StarWing was pretty good, I guess.
about 10 hours ago
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GORDON: You're talking about the Red Valley Seed Vault. WARREN: Sorry, the what?
about 11 hours ago
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WARREN: Gordon Porlock, secret warlock!
about 11 hours ago
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GORDON: (CLOSE) Look Warren. If they're sending the butter-wouldn't-melt 'uh, um, uh' new boy looking for Red Valley, it'll be for a reason. Not a happy touchy-feely smiley reason, a creepy, suspicious, nasty one. Trust me.
about 12 hours ago
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WARREN: Do you ignore everyone in the future or just me? AUBREY: Are you okay to walk? WARREN: I'll walk up Ballbag if you start answering me.
about 12 hours ago
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CLIVE: You've got to let me talk to you about the Aloha Eternity. REBECCA: The what? FRANCESCA: Rebecca, don't get him started-
about 13 hours ago
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GORDON: Storm Marriott tramples Ben Day to death within 24 hours of arriving at his stable. WARREN: Oh. GORDON: After chewing his arm off when he reportedly refused to give her a second sugar cube.
about 13 hours ago
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GORDON: Ok… Clive Schill asked me about you and said you were going through a lot, and, well I thought- WARREN: Oh, fuck that guy. Through his trousers.
about 14 hours ago
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GORDON: The truth is I have to make a choice. To be a friend to you or not. I'm going to keep listening to your tapes. But I'm not going to find out what you did.
about 14 hours ago
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GORDON: Did you listen to it? WARREN: Hello? GORDON: Did you listen to the tape? WARREN: Gordon. GORDON: No, I'm the other guy you met yesterday who put his balls on the line sending recordings of highly sensitive material to your house.,
about 15 hours ago
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WARREN: Um. This is just a bunch of adverts for tortoises. GORDON: (CLOSE) I know. I'm buying a tortoise.
about 15 hours ago
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GORDON: But Warren can't let her win the fight, so he never refuses her, like he never wants to show weakness. As if he's almost daring Bryony to go further. It's crazy.
about 16 hours ago
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PAMELA: What is that on the top? CLIVE: Top of what? PAMELA: The cane. Is that meant to be an ice cube?
about 16 hours ago
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REBECCA: We need to help the poor man! CLIVE: You wanted to strangle him 30 seconds ago. Drink your drink.
about 17 hours ago
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CLIVE: Merry Christmas bitch, see you soon, love to Warren, kisses. Lol, what a dick. Oh hello darling, sorry Daddy was just making a phone call to one of his special frien—
about 17 hours ago
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BRYONY: Don't you remember? Of course not. Because you knew exactly what you were walking into at Red Valley. And you saw an even greater way to give up any responsibility for your own life, give it to us, give it to Overhead. You couldn't sign those papers fast enough.
about 18 hours ago
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GORDON: I do think you have a soul you know. In as much as I think anyone has one. It's an abstract concept.
about 18 hours ago
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PAMELA: Jesus, the 90s called, they want their soft drugs back.
about 19 hours ago
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GORDON: ...Look I'm sorry. I'm blabbering. I haven't had anyone to talk to about any of this. WARREN: It's alright, it's alright. Gordon, are you okay?
about 19 hours ago
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PAMELA: We're gonna build ships together! Great big ships! CLIVE: That's... that's... Pretty Woman! PAMELA: Pretty fucking Woman!
about 20 hours ago
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CLIVE: Oi… You… you one of these Maria Victoria pricks? PILOT: Only Latin I know is carpe the fucking diem, sir.
about 20 hours ago
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GORDON: It wasn't much of an interview. Clive was very mean to Warren and he threatened to kill me a couple of times.
about 21 hours ago
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BRYONY: You're not the answer. You're only the seed. And no one will miss Warren Godby.
about 21 hours ago
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GORDON: I want you to take this seriously, okay? WARREN: I do. I am. GORDON: I need you to.
about 22 hours ago
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CLIVE: Let him go? Who's in charge here? This guy? This piss-drinking motherfucker?
about 22 hours ago
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GORDON: We got out of the tunnel. We'd had a falling out. I'm just trying to look out for him, Aubrey, he was coughing up blood. I should have never taken him down there, it was just because I was too bloody frightened to do it on my own...
about 23 hours ago
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AUBREY: Bit of a soft ending.
about 23 hours ago
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WARREN: Right now, I’m… I'm this version of Warren Godby, whoever and whenever he is. Next time, I might be different. Or the time after that, or the time after that.
about 24 hours ago
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CLIVE: Sorry guys... are you... are you trying to fuck me? REBECCA: I beg your pardon?
1 day ago
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GORDON: This is a story about preservation. Not of an object or specimen. Not a document or record. This story is about the preservation of all that we are. And what must be left behind in the process. This is The Cryonic Void.
1 day ago
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