chrimble :>

….shit, they found one. Guess I’ll be stuck in THIS for at least till after….wait, what do you mean Christmas isn’t my last day in this? >\\\\\\< (Fun little festive icon from @zedsqueaks.bsky.social, but I may end up keeping it this way for a while longer, who knows~)

So uh, hear me out A one-piece rooster mascot suit Like everything is attached, even the head….you just climb in and zip it up, no faffing around with several different parts~

Theme park mascots you would totally shove me inside of G O

Man, the desire to be pinned underneath someone wearing a Scooby suit and teased to no end >\\\\\<

*totally not me still thinking about Scooby-Doo suits (they won’t get off my mind)*

The Red Robin brain is STRONG today Like I’d do anything to have a go in that suit~….put me in and let me strut my stuff, I’d wear it for hours probably~

A good Scooby-Doo suit is never a bad thing IMO~….perfect for any time of year~

Can I, just….be his sidekick for a while?He’s too handsome~

That said, a cozy penguin will also suffice >.<

Big, soft, warm bird thoughts tonight

Disappointed that I didn’t see (or more importantly partake in) enough HokieBird simping this past Thanksgiving Note to self: change that

This is just peak beak shape right here

Ways to keep warm on a cold winter’s night: — turn the heat on — use an electric blanket — wear a comfy set of clothes — have a big, soft rooster mascot pin you down on the bed and snuggle you tightly — use a space heater

Too mascot-brained tonight, wanna see some good ones

Sorry folks, no shoving me into a reindeer suit this year, I hear they’re all taken up by now! (I’m totally not saying this because I’d rather be shoved in a buff sports bird mascot or a silly Scooby suit >.<)

It’s getting closer to Christmas time and yet my brain is still in Scooby suit mode >.<

Best duck species? Ehhhhh, that’s a hard one to choose, but mallards are super pretty ones!

Real talk, ducks are absolutely precious

Dang, Thanksgiving’s practically over and I haven’t been shoved in a turkey suit today ;v;

Why can’t American soccer mascots be as hot as him? >.<

OK, yeah, he’s perfect~….I mean those big ass tail feathers, that beak of his, those muscles~…. >\\\\\<

Can I just be pinned under him for a while~? >\\\\<

Damn, what I’d do to be teased by a big, silly loon right about now >.<

Unfff, so big….so round….so perfect~….I-I can’t decide whether I’d wanna have him smother me underneath him as he teases the fuck outta me or climb inside him and let him show me what it’s like to be a big, silly loon for several days straight~ >\\\\\<

Oh to be under a big, silly loon~ >\\\\<

Mood: desperately wanting to see some good looking mascots today

What I’d do to hop into the older version of Red and get a little sultry behind closed doors~….god, they’re one good looking birdie~

*totally imagining being locked inside of him and being made to do some incredibly silly shit all day long*

What I’d do to be a good birdie bitch right now >.<

Oh, to be this silly bird with that goofy ass grin >.<

It’s a really birdie sorta night tonight!

Still a little cranky about the World Series But hey, at least the Blue Jays have this cutie! :>

I’m kinda curious to see which of the many non-sports mascots you lot think would be a good choice to shove me into for a good while Theme park mascots, movie characters, whatever you can think of really >.<

The urge to just let folks tease me to bits with him today is strong, very strong >.<

Too many thoughts about him right now, like….do I wanna get pinned under him or do I wanna wear him more~? Gahh, such a hard decision~ >\\\\\<

Casually thinking about him tonight~

I’ve got a few skunky thoughts on my mind today….need to be shoved in a proper skunk suit~

One of these days I -will- be shoved into a big soft plushsuit

Scariest Thing to Hear on Halloween: “The mascot closet’s empty”

When it’s Halloween but you don’t have a good costume for your suit Oh well, maybe next year!

Maaaan, what I’d do to be locked inside a big silly mascot suit….or a soft cuddly plushsuit….or a squeaky pooltoy suit…. >\\\\\<

Not me sitting here wanting to be pinned under a big, playful mascot for the night >.<

Gloomy, rainy day….have a birb to help you cheer up!

Current mood: absolutely huffy brained….need some good teasy stuff >.<

Totally not me wanting to be pinned under someone wearing a Scooby suit and played with accordingly >\\\\<

Here, have a roadrunner balancing a puck on his beak. That is all. :>

While thinking about it, the Utah Mammoth unveiled Tusky last night Honestly, it’s not a bad design overall. What do y’all think?

Still wanna be shoved inside him for the whole hockey season, no questions asked~….maybe even lock the suit on~….

I’m excited for winter time, but I’m also dreading it For one, it means I can comfortably suit around the house more often On the downside, I don’t have a nice plushsuit to cozy up in