Totally not me wanting to be stuck inside this permagrinning dork and made to be the best mascot around, he’s so precious and silly~

For the record, this birdie was EXTRA happy to see the Seahawks won last weekend :>

Yeah I’ve got nothing to really present for Valentine’s Day today, haha Hope everyone had a good one though!

Also have a few roo thoughts so feel free to tease me with those too if you want >.<

Got some early morning huffy bird thoughts right now, feel free to get a little teasy >.<

Fuck it, we Blitzposting

It’s a bored birdie kinda day today

I wish I had more of them to share but they were literally just introduced, so….yeah Still though, I love them to bits~

Y’ALL LOOK AT THEM

Friendly reminder that the 2002 Winter Olympics mascots were adorable, Copper especially so~

Randomly imagining Wile E. Coyote using some pretty heavy bondage on me to keep me bent over the side of the bed as he teases and uses the fuck outta my ass~ Like nothing super complex either, just real thick straps or chains~ @.@

God I need him so badly~ >\\\\\\<

Blitz simping aside…. h i m ~

So let me get this straight: the game wasn’t really that good but the team with the hotter mascot won? Hey, I mean I’ll take that compromise

I don’t really care who wins tonight, the Seahawks have the better mascot so they already win in my book.

Current mood: absolutely flooded with huffy bird thoughts You know, the kind that says “let a big, sexy birdie pin me down and use me~”

Wrap those wings around me, hold me tight, do as you please~….mmmmrrrrfff, I’ve got so many thoughts about big, handsome HokieBird~ @\\\\\@

“how to be HokieBird’s snuggle buddy for months on end”

God, why does HokieBird have to be so fucking perfect though~? >\\\\\<

Thinking about HokieBird~

C’mon, I wanna get into that baseball birdie spirit! Where’s the bats? Where’s the gloves? Why aren’t the bases set up? I wanna get out there and help pump up the crowd! ….actually wait, what -would- the best bird suit for the job be? There’s so many choices….

Been having the desire to just be him for a few days now Like just force me inside, lock me in and put me through a training program designed specifically to make me feel like I’m nothing but a silly green parrot named Krash~ >\\\\\\<

Still feeling pretty rough this morning, but at least there are cute platypus suits to think about~

I still can’t get over the fact it’s called “platypuses” and not “platypi” Anyway I’m at least a smidge platy-brained right now

Still can’t get over the fact that I actually own this guy

With how these sinuses are kicking my ass, I could really use some nice, cozy mascot/fursuit snuggles right about now -_-

Need to see some big, soft mascot suits that’ll keep me warm in single digit temps

Intense huffy bird brain tonight again >.<

Weekends like the one coming up are what make me wish I had a big, soft plushsuit to wear (or snuggle with)

Damn, feeling a bit huffy tonight >.<

I love Slapshot and all, but damn, I don’t want him to be the only bird I think about tonight >\\\\<

Kinda wanna bust him out more often….

More HokieBird appreciation because he’s too adorable

Not gonna lie, I love the aesthetic of Otterbein’s cardinal mascot It’s like a vintage sports team logo jumped straight off the wall and came to life

Hokie. Bird. Enough said.

Another bird? Another bird! For Bird Day! Because bird!

It’s National Bird Day? Shit, I’m not even prepared!! Ummm, uhhh, here, have this photo!

College mascot nationals are the middle of next month and god dammit I can’t wait to see who’s gonna be battling it out for top spot

Dammit, I want baseball season to roll around, I wanna see hot baseball mascots again >\\\\<

chrimble :>

….shit, they found one. Guess I’ll be stuck in THIS for at least till after….wait, what do you mean Christmas isn’t my last day in this? >\\\\\\< (Fun little festive icon from @zedsqueaks.bsky.social, but I may end up keeping it this way for a while longer, who knows~)

So uh, hear me out A one-piece rooster mascot suit Like everything is attached, even the head….you just climb in and zip it up, no faffing around with several different parts~

Theme park mascots you would totally shove me inside of G O

Man, the desire to be pinned underneath someone wearing a Scooby suit and teased to no end >\\\\\<

*totally not me still thinking about Scooby-Doo suits (they won’t get off my mind)*

The Red Robin brain is STRONG today Like I’d do anything to have a go in that suit~….put me in and let me strut my stuff, I’d wear it for hours probably~

A good Scooby-Doo suit is never a bad thing IMO~….perfect for any time of year~

Can I, just….be his sidekick for a while?He’s too handsome~

That said, a cozy penguin will also suffice >.<

Big, soft, warm bird thoughts tonight