Watching Spurs play is giving me last season's start under Evatt vibes. #bwfc

That's the first time I've ever seen a 9 darter live. I've either turned on too late or decided to watch something else just before. #TheDarts

Well it's a good job Wimbledon are absolutely bobbins in attack or we'd be looking at throwing a decent first half winning position away by not finishing the game off. #bwfc

Cutting teams open and missing decent chances is back. So that's something. #bwfc

Decent debut so far for Blackett-Taylor. #BWFC

When the going gets rough. The tough get fucked. #totp

We're showing the right episode. Just not necessarily in the right order. #totp

Some of Cher will be 27 in a month and a half. Ah fuck, it's the Vengaboys. #totp

Yeah, if we'd have sent these to Eurovision we'd have got minus points. #totp

"I can't make it this week as my parents have beaten me up to control me or something." Is what she actually said but we failed to read the signal. #totp

I got this Sterephonics song cruelly sung at me for not spunking all my spare cash on clothes shopping on a weekend in the months following this song's release. Nobody won. The lad who sang it was skint and I heard a Stereophonics song. #totp

Don't be so filthy R Whitney. #totp

Thanks to the fact the subtitles are buggered on BBC we get prior knowledge of the fact the Vengaboys are next. Get out whilst you still can. #totp

Lovely bit of mixed up subtitles on #TOTP This is going to be fun

I love it when an unconvincing match winning plan comes together then I get the match bus home for the first time in years and it goes a different way than I'm used to. #bwfc

Getting one of the youngsters signed up as a pro can't be a bad thing. #bwfc www.bwfc.co.uk/news/ritchie...

Not playing well but doing enough to get over the line and win is the least we could've done. Move on and hope the injuries aren't as bad as anticipated. #bwfc

All that effort getting in front just to piss it away again a few minutes later. Also Derek and John not having any of this shit "me me me" ref either. #bwfc

Sloppy all round. A different kind of scrappy game from our opponents today, Stevenage were just physical and scrappy, Orient are pressing us into trouble. Bad touches and poor decision making won't work against that. #bwfc

Paddington says "bring him to me!"

It's indoor vs Outdoor fanzone at the Reebok tomorrow. Outdoor may edge it for me as I hated the indoor fanzone during its first iteration. #BWFC

A Reggae Ska fusion song that looks like it would've busted a few blood vessels in the faces of the Daily Mail readership. #totp

"I can't make it this week as my parents have beaten me up to control me or something." Is what she actually said but we failed to read the signal. #totp

Hold on to your hats, and other things for the dads, it's Jayne Middlemiss. #Totp

Hansen? Again? #totp

It's Ian Brown everyone. #totp

Shit they've younged up Chesney Hawkes and made him shitter. #Totp

Thatch....wait what not that build up to #totp Hold on to your hats it's 1999!

A half of ugly but effective set piece football and Stevenage vs Bolton has also been on as well. #bwfc

Turns on Stevenage vs Bolton as part of the watching the Champions League coverage on a second screen but on mute. I now realise that it's that Stokey commentator so I think I'll have the Amazon coverage on volume instead. #bwfc

Penalty shootout on celebrity #Mastermind.

2 white balls go in off and John Virgo doesn't ask where it's going. What sort of witchcraft is this? #TheSnooker

🎵At the trade war, trade war, trade war.🎵

There's nothing more skillful in life than drinking enough out of a 330 ml glass so that the rest of the 440 ml drink can fill the glass back to the top in one pour.

That's a result that's very much in the needed to restart a season column. #bwfc

Could do with one of these badboys for our corner practice. #bwfc

Another derby day bumper crowd in the Wigan ends I see. #bwfc

This camera effect was actually the start of the TV issues that eventually caused Rod Hull to go on his roof later in the year. #TOTP

More U than A+ #totp

I'd joined the Airforce just before this episode of #TOTP. They didn't let us watch this. Just as well.

Armand Van Helden. Thought he played for Port Vale round that time. #totp

And now, something we showed last week. #totp

I think I prefer Leylandii to this. #totp

Every time the company I work for gets anything in from National Express I have this song in my head. #totp

Not stopping long then? #TOTP

You were 1998. Fuck off. #TOTP

The Thatcher early warning for #TOTP has sounded.

No you don't. You're just a shit Rod Hull.

🎵 Watch us wreck the mic Watch us wreck the mic Watch us wreck the mic🎵

Tinker the robot is coming out of storage to kill us all.