Fuck off then. #WorldCup

If Spain play how they played against France and Argentina play the way they have this second half it should be a classic. Neither probably will and it'll be a hateful game but hey. #WorldCup

I've always hated late goals.

How many times have teams done this to Argentina and why did we think we could do different. Fucks sake. #WorldCup

Those bricks from a couple of months ago are being shit again. #WorldCup

He may look like yer Nan's best mate but what a fucking guy. Get in there!!!! #WorldCup

That's not the Tottenham Romero. Oh, there he is in about 2 moves. #WorldCup

Ah shit Mick Jagger is here again. No wonder it's nervy. The big jinx. #WorldCup

I've seen players been sent off for less than that clump on Anderson then. #WorldCup

Oh no. No football. Oh what's this? Quizzy Monday is back on BBC2? Then something about evolution with Chris Packham on it? Don't mind if I do.

As Gazza once said, "fuck off Norway"

Time on beer going quick. Time on football going slow. #worldcup

So you can try and get the ball, be fouled and not get a penalty. Ligue 1 more like league one refereeing.

Fuck what Unkle says. #WorldCup

Bellingham doing what I say to everyone in an attacking position. Follow in like the keeper spills it. Get in there. #WorldCup

The extra beers I got in for a possible delay and possible extra time has paid off. #WorldCup

What's Norwegian for Gordon, Gordon, fuck you. Haaaaaa. Because I think he needs it to perform. #WorldCup

Super stuff from Jude. Also love the Norwegian manager nutmegging his coaching staff with a water bottle. #WorldCup

Flukey fucker.

Don't boo the hydration break today. Boo Mr Brightside. #Worldcup

Shit, Mick Jagger is watching. We're doomed. #WorldCup

Robbie Williams proving once again he can't sing well live. #totp

It's no Jerry from Phoenix nights. #Totp

Say my name. "Beyoncé" You are welcome Beyoncé. #Totp

Axel Witsel has been going for so long #bwfc were once seriously linked with him as a transfer.

Who needs to be good at penalties when you can do that. #WorldCup

The makers of Grand Theft Auto are already taking notes for a new release.

Oh good it's the ITV shouty for clicks bit masquerading as analysis.

I've seen this comeback before. #WorldCup #BWFC

Thank god the football will be on when I leave work because the impending news cycle of Farage fucking off for now would've been even more horrendous.

Crossing it in for the goal machine in the middle rather than playing the same 4 passes just outside the box works then. #worldcup

This ref in the Paraguay France game is probably the worst I've seen and I've seen a ref send the wrong man off once. #WorldCup

Paraguay playing the role of relegation threatened league 1 side here with their shithouse tactics. I hate them more for making me hope France win now.

Hydration Break

I've left a team in 2nd place on the latest Football Manager and my replacement hasn't totally shat the bed and only dropped one place to 3rd and got them promoted. Using most of the side I've built as well. Which just goes to prove this one isn't so bad after all. #FM26

Ah yes the good old Van Gaal patented sub a keeper on just before penalties trick. #WorldCup

They're keeping the pubs open till 5am though right? Right?

I know it's a Friday evening but there's no need for the BBC to invite Andrew Ridgeley to do the World Cup coverage. #totp #WorldCup

If you wish to know what it's like to be left sprawling on the deck in the confines of a football pitch then the 3D version of the Germany Paraguay game on the BBC app is for you. #WorldCup

South Africa v Canada is a game so rancid that I'm actually looking forward to the hydration break. #WorldCup

Uzbekistan have scored to save Scotland but they're beyond saving. But well done anyway lads. #WorldCup

So Scotland are out and so it's time for this....again... #WorldCup youtu.be/2T68AXsUAEI?...

And when it came it was so understated. Anyway. Do do do do do do dodo do do do do dodo do do oi oi oi. #WorldCup

Are we absolutely sure that witch doctor has lifted the curse on Harry Kane? #WorldCup

HYDRATION BREAK

An England away kit needs an away walk out top it seems. #WorldCup

Just turned ITV on for the football and my first comment was what the fuck are these two doing here? Ant and Dec for those lucky enough to miss them.

Apparently I have 20 more minutes of terrible above 30 degree heat but in 20 minutes it pisses down and mid 20's replaces it. The fan that's kept me from becoming a puddle remains on.

New first game of the season is Sheffield Wednesday away in the shit energy drink cup. #bwfc

Said I'd take anyone at home first fixture all day long so Preston at home seems like a cracking start. The crap 0-0 borefest we usually have with them is away anyway and that's not till March. #bwfc