Kylie Minogue sleighs her way to an 11th Number 1 album with Kylie Christmas (Fully Wrapped) 🛷 🎁 She now surpasses the likes of Michael Jackson and Elton John! 😯 https://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/kylie-minogue-christmas-fully-wrapped-number-1-album/

WEEKEND KLAXON 🪩🕺

Oh yeah we're going X-M-A-S, X-M-A-S

Oh my days. There's somebody in the gym wearing a T-shirt that says "Rebecca Long-Bailey - one path to power" on the back of it. Of all the t-shirts you'd expect to see.

Got one of my friends in a different part of the country a Kylie vinyl from her pop-up shop at the weekend as a favour, I thought it'd be a nice thing to do but it's caused me so much hassle I'm half wishing I'd said no 😂

What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lift selfie

New office vibes

Microsoft Authenticator is the bane of my existence. Pure hoofwankery.

Office staff terrified after dyslexic co-worker organises Secret Satan

All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to shut the fuck up.

I don't believe any musical moment this year beats "the floor's on fire" in Abracadabra. It's just pure magic 👌

I can't see how any act entering Eurovision this year will think it's good for their reputation or brand amongst this shit show. I'm expecting multiple more withdrawals to come. Is this the end?

My Spotify top 5 never showcases how diverse my music taste actually is when it represents my go-to pop girlies (which this year have natch been Lady Gaga, Kylie Minogue, Jade, Sabrina Carpenter and Sophie Ellis-Bextor)

One from Love Muscle earlier in the year

According to my wine advent calendar, there are only 3 more days till Christmas.

Looking for some podcasts to get into for my gym workouts - throw your recommendations my way!

Olivia Dean's music sparks such happy joy in me. It has that hopeless romantic in a romcom feel.

If you think you're getting away, I will prove you wrong

This pleases me

Was all ready for the gym this evening, but I've decided to skip it and chill in front of the telly. Fuck it, I'll do tomorrow and Thursday instead.

Starting a day late. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Only just learning how Trump replaced a picture of Biden in the Oval Office with one of an autopen signing his name. How unbelievably childish and petty is he for a man of almost 80. Seriously.

Next week has been exhausting

Been watching some Ted Lasso today for the first time - brilliant! Just to illustrate how much of a philistine I am when it comes to these things, before today I was totally under the impression it was a film and not a TV series 🙈

There's a lady I don't know at my friend's birthday party who literally looks like a cross between Beth Rigby and Saffron from Republica - she looks awesome!

Won't be long, just getting the Dictoria line

One from last weekend

Apparently I was talking about fiscal drag in my sleep last night. I wonder who's to blame for that...

I've basically been donating to charity all this time

The real victims of the milkshake tax

Kylie woz ere. Short asses of the world unite.

Bloody hell, Christmas just took a sinister turn 😳

Oh my goodness, just one month to go until Boxing Day!

It's still truly beyond me how this individual wasn't charged with multiple counts of attempted murder.

I saw Steps live for the first time 8 years ago today, and for the second time 4 years ago today - so by rights I should be seeing them again tonight.

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Was he ready or not?

"I have too much self-respect and dignity" 🧐 That sounds almost as funny as me saying it.

There are only 5 Saturdays until Christmas 🎅

Bought a lucky dip for tomorrow and the first number on it is 33. Something tells me this might not be my lucky weekend.

Happy 40th birthday Carly Rae Jepsen, and happy 60th birthday Björk! A big day for female icons in music celebrating milestone birthdays.

4/4 💪

WEEKEND KLAXON 🥂

I cycled to the shop and bought some gin. As I was about to leave, I thought "What if I fall off my bike and the bottle gets broken?" So cleverly, I drunk it all outside the shop. Turns out that was a very good idea; I fell off my bike 7 times on the way home.

I hate it when someone says "Are you listening to me?!" Such a random way to start a conversation.

Is it me or has Demi Lovato's vocal gotten even more whiny? I mean, she's always been really screechy as it is - but it's particularly noticeable on that ballad track at the end of her new album.

It honestly baffles me why Labour are so intent on desperately chasing Reform voters who would never vote for them in a million years?

Forever my favourite mug

I've been such a good boy all year