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Grindr: expectation vs reality
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Official Charts
about 15 hours ago
Kylie Minogue sleighs her way to an 11th Number 1 album with Kylie Christmas (Fully Wrapped) π· π She now surpasses the likes of Michael Jackson and Elton John! π―
https://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/kylie-minogue-christmas-fully-wrapped-number-1-album/
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Kylie Minogue sleighs her way to 11th UK Number 1 album with Kylie Christmas (Fully Wrapped)
Kylie Minogue is gifted an early XMAS present, sleighing her way to secure this week's Official Number 1 with Kylie Christmas (Fully Wrapped).
https://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/kylie-minogue-christmas-fully-wrapped-number-1-album/
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WEEKEND KLAXON πͺ©πΊ
about 16 hours ago
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Oh yeah we're going X-M-A-S, X-M-A-S
about 20 hours ago
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Oh my days. There's somebody in the gym wearing a T-shirt that says "Rebecca Long-Bailey - one path to power" on the back of it. Of all the t-shirts you'd expect to see.
1 day ago
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Got one of my friends in a different part of the country a Kylie vinyl from her pop-up shop at the weekend as a favour, I thought it'd be a nice thing to do but it's caused me so much hassle I'm half wishing I'd said no π
1 day ago
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What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
2 days ago
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Lift selfie
3 days ago
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New office vibes
3 days ago
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Microsoft Authenticator is the bane of my existence. Pure hoofwankery.
3 days ago
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Office staff terrified after dyslexic co-worker organises Secret Satan
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Office staff terrified after dyslexic co-worker organises Secret Satan
A group of office workers have succumbed to the nameless dread of the damned today after their dyslexic co-worker inadvertently organised a Secret Satan event for Christmas.
https://newsthump.com/2015/12/04/office-staff-terrified-after-dyslexic-co-worker-organises-secret-satan/?fbclid=Iwb21leAOj1MBjbGNrA6PUhWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHp7it56BZJRiEtLVmKNUpYjiciLS5HoeEOd01huyl0mS1PYDMmCbOf6AwCpH_aem_ZQ5FP--QqW-cJCHsQV3Kkg
5 days ago
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All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to shut the fuck up.
5 days ago
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I don't believe any musical moment this year beats "the floor's on fire" in Abracadabra. It's just pure magic π
7 days ago
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I can't see how any act entering Eurovision this year will think it's good for their reputation or brand amongst this shit show. I'm expecting multiple more withdrawals to come. Is this the end?
8 days ago
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My Spotify top 5 never showcases how diverse my music taste actually is when it represents my go-to pop girlies (which this year have natch been Lady Gaga, Kylie Minogue, Jade, Sabrina Carpenter and Sophie Ellis-Bextor)
8 days ago
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One from Love Muscle earlier in the year
8 days ago
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According to my wine advent calendar, there are only 3 more days till Christmas.
9 days ago
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Looking for some podcasts to get into for my gym workouts - throw your recommendations my way!
9 days ago
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Olivia Dean's music sparks such happy joy in me. It has that hopeless romantic in a romcom feel.
9 days ago
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If you think you're getting away, I will prove you wrong
10 days ago
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This pleases me
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
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Was all ready for the gym this evening, but I've decided to skip it and chill in front of the telly. Fuck it, I'll do tomorrow and Thursday instead.
11 days ago
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Starting a day late. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
11 days ago
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Only just learning how Trump replaced a picture of Biden in the Oval Office with one of an autopen signing his name. How unbelievably childish and petty is he for a man of almost 80. Seriously.
11 days ago
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Next week has been exhausting
12 days ago
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Been watching some Ted Lasso today for the first time - brilliant! Just to illustrate how much of a philistine I am when it comes to these things, before today I was totally under the impression it was a film and not a TV series π
13 days ago
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There's a lady I don't know at my friend's birthday party who literally looks like a cross between Beth Rigby and Saffron from Republica - she looks awesome!
13 days ago
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Won't be long, just getting the Dictoria line
14 days ago
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One from last weekend
15 days ago
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Apparently I was talking about fiscal drag in my sleep last night. I wonder who's to blame for that...
15 days ago
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I've basically been donating to charity all this time
15 days ago
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The real victims of the milkshake tax
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15 days ago
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Kylie woz ere. Short asses of the world unite.
16 days ago
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Bloody hell, Christmas just took a sinister turn π³
16 days ago
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Oh my goodness, just one month to go until Boxing Day!
17 days ago
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It's still truly beyond me how this individual wasn't charged with multiple counts of attempted murder.
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17 days ago
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I saw Steps live for the first time 8 years ago today, and for the second time 4 years ago today - so by rights I should be seeing them again tonight.
18 days ago
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20 days ago
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Was he ready or not?
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Fugees rapper Pras sentenced to 14 years in prison over illegal donations to Obama campaign
Prakazrel βPrasβ Michel was convicted in 2023 after a trial that included testimony from Leonardo DiCaprio and former US attorney general Jeff Sessions
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/nov/21/fugees-rapper-pras-michel-sentenced-to-14-years-in-prison-over-donations-to-obama-campaign
21 days ago
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"I have too much self-respect and dignity" π§ That sounds almost as funny as me saying it.
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21 days ago
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There are only 5 Saturdays until Christmas π
21 days ago
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Bought a lucky dip for tomorrow and the first number on it is 33. Something tells me this might not be my lucky weekend.
21 days ago
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Happy 40th birthday Carly Rae Jepsen, and happy 60th birthday BjΓΆrk! A big day for female icons in music celebrating milestone birthdays.
21 days ago
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4/4 πͺ
21 days ago
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WEEKEND KLAXON π₯
22 days ago
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I cycled to the shop and bought some gin. As I was about to leave, I thought "What if I fall off my bike and the bottle gets broken?" So cleverly, I drunk it all outside the shop. Turns out that was a very good idea; I fell off my bike 7 times on the way home.
22 days ago
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I hate it when someone says "Are you listening to me?!" Such a random way to start a conversation.
22 days ago
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Is it me or has Demi Lovato's vocal gotten even more whiny? I mean, she's always been really screechy as it is - but it's particularly noticeable on that ballad track at the end of her new album.
22 days ago
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It honestly baffles me why Labour are so intent on desperately chasing Reform voters who would never vote for them in a million years?
23 days ago
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Forever my favourite mug
24 days ago
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I've been such a good boy all year
24 days ago
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