cum brûlée that’s it that’s the skeet

suspect is reading this skeet

And how do youuuuu know this? Deleteeeee ittttt

I feel like you’d take me to a field of daisies before you pump me full of lead 🥰

the higglytown heroes theme song goes hard af for no reason

NO.

Mind your business

If you’re judgmental mind your business but hear me out 🫦 foghorn leghorn could get it

You as bad as the opps lumping us all together SUGAR????? In GREEENS??? Nauurrrrrrrrr *weeee* don’t do that

It’s been years since I was scared *AFTER* the credits rolled on a #horror movie. I miss being scared the whole night after. Oh to be a kid again. I feel like I’ll never have that fun scared feeling again 😩

I think ND populations are drawn to content that uplift or highlight individuals who are divergent within their canon universe. X-Men, Marvel, Fantasy centered on a protagonist entering a foreign world, horror etc I also think we are inclined to treat our inner child with the content as well

This is what they think is gonna happen

For the neurodivergent, disabled, queer black it’s gonna be a bit harder to find a click at time in black spaces It took our people longer to accept gayness and we just now getting started with the ADHD/Autism etc Getting called “white” when you’re just neurodivergent is a special kind of pain

Not me getting blocked over oatmeal 🤣

Why this feel like a threat

Jaquavious Bieber and Usher laced Somebody to Love with crack I don’t care what any of y’all say

If you don’t know how to make oatmeal just say that

It’s 7PM FRI I’m 95 dead bees I ain’t got no honey and that honey ain’t got me

I feel like people who say this app is turning into the other one: 1. Aren’t using the block/mute tools here because of FOMO they wanna see everything 2. Lowkey wanna go back so they try to rationalize it to themselves by completely ignoring that elmomusk = toxicity with deep societal impacts

This has to be engagement bait right?

See everyone remembers the slab bitch but not the harvest guy who was 100 times scarier 😭

What do you mean what do it mean? Read the shit

I feel like the people who catfish out here gotta have the driest personalities like bitch if youre ugly it’s okay just be funny it’s not that hard

No good therapist would approve of this. What a silly fanfic ass question lmfao

This is how I feel when people say they’re trying for a baby. Like why do I want to hear about that?

I’m guessing the money making move is to get clowns to buy a course from you for 20 dollars?

Finally the elusive Drake *and* Kendrick in someone’s top 5 Tell me your thoughts! Who won the beef? if you could only listen to one who would it be?

They really missed the opportunity to call it TidalWave

Quote this with a fictional character that had a justifiable crashout.

Girl nah fuck that man

“I opened twitter and saw a man get murde-“ If you don’t wanna be nexttttt deleteeeee ittttt

No.

Being told I’m wasnt black enough for not fittn stereotypes / having hobbies that were deemed “white” by my peers as a kid + didn’t help that I was a whole square Created a permanent insecurity Mind you I’m black on both sides Racism is hard Not feeling connected to my community felt harder

Talk think there’s anyone out there with Drake *and* Kdot as their top 2 artists? If it’s you please tell me how you feel about that cuz I’m curious lmfao

dragging people for listening to Drake but you listening to Chris Brown this is what that looks like

My happily married ass squinting at the word every

That’s the power of racism (😣)

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

Twitter *was bought by* a real hating ass bitch

Don’t tell me what to do

DELETE IT

Did you know they have a cereal

Because shit is funny* *: it has to be bro after everything I been through if I don’t laugh about it I’ll cry and the tears won’t stop until I’m in the ground (And before y’all ask yes I’m in therapy and YOU SHOULD BE TOO)

B-But guys *sniffs* were only 24% of the way through the 21st century? #Billboard 🙄

This shit fucking SUCKS. Ima go ahead and get that masters degree tho.

Me: people keep explaining what skeet is and saying they don’t like calling them skeets like there are dumb ass bitches out there who don’t know what skeet means My wife:……what does skeet mean Me: oh

BOOOOOOOOO gtfoh with that

What about a second degree? *cries in grad school*

As a gay, I say huh?