dont pull out too quick lest you risk snipping the end of it like a cigar

god, i need some head right now.

// running gag that's only funny to me her winking sounds like some sort of metal thing opening or closing

// laceration is such a fun word. laceration

// i do NOT play around about the princess i've been studying her for two years and i'll be studying her till the day i DIE

// stp harkness test meme made by someone who has never played stp apparently

ALSO my secret zones are just for me like I said! I wouldn't show them to a strange person I've never stabbed just so I could stab them!

I actually DID have a knife in there. For the record! It was just easier to use the other one.

(trying to think of an nsfw equivalent to the post on shiftingmound) mmmmmmmmmmm yeah i got nothing. let me bite your junk off

me in the razor if i'm being perfectly honest ( ?????? )

//

//

Not many know this.

A damsel in distress might show a tit

"in"? "moment of clarity"?

A damsel in distress might show a tit

prude. ( pulling her eyelids open wide. this starts hurting pretty much immediately but she doesn't stop. )

What happens in the Mound stays in the Mound

i havent done NEARLY enough #lezzingout what the hell has my life come to

"is jacking off a sport" what are you people fucking talking about

Just. In front of everyone, huh.

You'll live.

I changed my mind.

Nothing. Forget it.

The Prisoner. The... piss oNevermind forget it.

I, too, would like Happily Ever After below my w

// checked the darby and fury height difference btw

// prisoner should wear a suit instead of a dress because she should get to walk around without pants on

(completely unprompted again)

(completely unprompted) you can only safely fuck the scary one if i'm watching because my nicey aura cancels out the scary

// stop sniffing the shiftlets. freak

// i'm kinda pretentious as fuuuuck when it comes to nsfw with the princesses if its not accurate its unacceptable

I don't "want" to "have sex" because I don't want anything ever

// trying to have sex with the shifting mound but her 10 billion little cucks are all staring at you like

// i'm ngl most of my princesses are flat as fuuuuck

hurts to jerk off without skin on your hand

Oh....my penis is big....

... I don't think we sh— ( • Yeah we shouldn't right now. ) Yeah.

// damsel layout but i used ch 1 princess pic so i have to be that one instead

. ( looking down at her dress that has been absolutely torn to shreds. barely hanging on. ) th. then who was phone???

// "Tower?"

I'm never here because the other princesses and I are always just having sex with each other

// uh oh he said the three magic words to make any conversation with her into a headache

// (said like a town crier) new princess sex tier list based on how weird it is

// princess-approved princess sex tierlist

// post canceled she has a fucking belt