(completely unprompted again)

dont pull out too quick lest you risk snipping the end of it like a cigar

god, i need some head right now.

// running gag that's only funny to me her winking sounds like some sort of metal thing opening or closing

// laceration is such a fun word. laceration

// i do NOT play around about the princess i've been studying her for two years and i'll be studying her till the day i DIE

// stp harkness test meme made by someone who has never played stp apparently

ALSO my secret zones are just for me like I said! I wouldn't show them to a strange person I've never stabbed just so I could stab them!

I actually DID have a knife in there. For the record! It was just easier to use the other one.

(trying to think of an nsfw equivalent to the post on shiftingmound) mmmmmmmmmmm yeah i got nothing. let me bite your junk off

me in the razor if i'm being perfectly honest ( ?????? )

//

//

Not many know this.

A damsel in distress might show a tit

"in"? "moment of clarity"?

A damsel in distress might show a tit

prude. ( pulling her eyelids open wide. this starts hurting pretty much immediately but she doesn't stop. )

What happens in the Mound stays in the Mound

i havent done NEARLY enough #lezzingout what the hell has my life come to

"is jacking off a sport" what are you people fucking talking about

Just. In front of everyone, huh.

You'll live.

I changed my mind.

Nothing. Forget it.

The Prisoner. The... piss oNevermind forget it.

I, too, would like Happily Ever After below my w

// checked the darby and fury height difference btw

// prisoner should wear a suit instead of a dress because she should get to walk around without pants on

// stop sniffing the shiftlets. freak

// i'm kinda pretentious as fuuuuck when it comes to nsfw with the princesses if its not accurate its unacceptable

I don't "want" to "have sex" because I don't want anything ever

// trying to have sex with the shifting mound but her 10 billion little cucks are all staring at you like

// i'm ngl most of my princesses are flat as fuuuuck

hurts to jerk off without skin on your hand

Oh....my penis is big....

... I don't think we sh— ( • Yeah we shouldn't right now. ) Yeah.

// damsel layout but i used ch 1 princess pic so i have to be that one instead

. ( looking down at her dress that has been absolutely torn to shreds. barely hanging on. ) th. then who was phone???

// "Tower?"

I'm never here because the other princesses and I are always just having sex with each other

// uh oh he said the three magic words to make any conversation with her into a headache

// (said like a town crier) new princess sex tier list based on how weird it is

// princess-approved princess sex tierlist

// post canceled she has a fucking belt

// you cant do it with apotheosis for a variety of reasons but the main one is all the eyes on her vestments are gonna be staring at you like 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁