Felt like I was going insane reading this. Kept rescanning, looking for even a casual mention of the need for congressional approval. 29 paragraphs. Not one mention.

hard to describe how thoroughly incapable of meeting this moment our media is

I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable. Biden himself said they were fabricated! www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

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Minnesota is really doing the damn thing 🙌🙌🙌

Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

We should arrest and prosecute both the ICE agents and the DHS leadership that has overseen the occupation of— (remembering that I’m an abolitionist) or rather, we should restructure society in such a way that both the ICE agents and DHS— (remembering that no I’m not) no yeah, lock em up

NEW: A teacher called over a dozen therapists to find mental health care following a miscarriage. An EMT spent months looking for one after a suicide attempt. They couldn’t find any in-network provider able to see them. Now they're suing their insurer.

We ALREADY have ICE concentration camps. We are ALREADY so far gone. Fuck the people who support this evil.

MY 2026 NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS: 1. Lip flip, upper eye bleph, eyelid lift, buccal fat removal, the works 2. Become an at-risk youth 3. STOP telling girls that their instagram stories are a rich tapestry 🤦🏻‍♂️ 4. Switch up on my day ones 5. Give the pope a gun, for doctrine enforcement purposes

I mean this genuinely, and with only a minimal amount of hatred for the man: if Brett Kavanaugh was blacked out when he created Kavanaugh stops, does that still count as precedent?

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

it was always always always always always about the oil

I’ve seen enough FIFA needs to revoke his peace prize

do any other words end in ophagus or is it just those two

Me (trying to get a Fox grifter job): That little Madame Morrible-Wicked Witch meme is just yet another example of the trans agenda. Think about it, M: male, flip it around, W: wemale! Wait. Fuck. Fucking shit. Security agents (violently beating me with batons): Me: Donate to my gofundme!!

really important to note how necessary this attitude is for fascism he has consent from a large swath of the population to kill anyone he deems undesirable

hitting the shedeur with my fitbit >>>>

under every single democratic president of my lifetime this type of monthly jobs gain would have been a low water mark the american century of humiliation continues unabated

This month I went to a Veterans Day hockey game where they honored a Polish WWII vet who was freed from the camps & joined Patton’s army. Everyone cheered and chanted U-S-A at him. At the same time, the secret police are rounding people like him up and sending them to American concentration camps.

With all the news about Epstein being in the Trump files, probably worth remembering that Trump’s pedophilia has been a core part of his brand and public identity for more than a decade. People voted for him *because* he sexually abused little girls, not in spite of it. people.com/politics/don...

This is absolute textbook fascist and authoritarian behavior. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/13/h...

ELON MUSK KILLED 600,000 PEOPLE THIS YEAR ALONE. A mass slaughter of innocents, all because he was enraged that USAID saved so many Black South Africans from HIV.

Spanberger putting up the best numbers of the night like

HAHAHAHAHAHAH HELL YES

Final predictions: - VA Gov: Spanberger +5 - NJ Gov: Ciattarelli +0.5 - VA AG: Miyares +3 - CA Prop 50: No +2 - NYC Mayor: Mamdani +4

why’d we stop at hooked on phonics coulda had addicted to geometry in withdrawals from history jonesing for biology selling plasma to pay for social studies

every time shohei hits a home run it is because he is in love with me and trying to get my attention

Oh... my god. The survival of American democratic project depended on prosecutors who believed they could win a cultist over with "facts" and "evidence." Mind boggling. wapo.st/3J7wJmO

so I say hey thank you for the lovely bouquet

You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes. Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.

Human trafficking at mass scale.

14 million likely to die, 4.5 million of them under age 5, because Elon Musk was given illegal control of the federal budget (and had an axe to grind against USAID for its work to end HIV in South Africa). Just unfathomably evil. apnews.com/article/myan...

everyone saying the TLOAS lyrics are too simplistic is just bad at reading the *real* complaint is that this shit is 42 minutes long, and like 9 of those minutes are skips. bring back two hour records!!! justice for TTPD!!!!

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

It’s hard to know that I missed my calling as a 90s sitcom writer…… having my characters say shit like “UH YEAH, I think I’m gonna buy a vowel” when they see a pretty lady….. to me, it comes naturally…..

Are you sure, @washingtonpost.com? Are you suuuuuuure that the West Bank and Gaza don't recognize Palestine?

Chicago fucking forever. (📸: @staceywescott.bsky.social)

A mass kidnapping event.

did we know that the substance (2024) and warfare (2025) start exactly the same and do we know what we’re supposed to do with that information

dawn powerwash smells like scrubbing bubbles does anyone know if that’s good like do doctors recommend it

This is what democracy looks like! A people united will never be defeated. We want federal forces out of DC NOW! #WeAreAllDC #FreeDC

🗣️🗣️ NO ONE VOTED FOR THE TARIFF GUY CAUSE THEY THOUGHT HE’D BE GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY THEY VOTED FOR HIM CAUSE THEY THOUGHT (CORRECTLY) THAT HE’D OPEN CONCENTRATION CAMPS

???????

saying “actually that’s been debunked” whenever a friend disagrees with me >>>>>>>

This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

obsessed with the fact that Barbie literally gave us a (oversimplified, not 100% correct) definition of fascism that includes state control of commerce, and legacy media is still contorting itself into pretzels to call it “state capitalism” instead of just naming it as the fascism that it is

it feels sooooooo good to try to start shit with a friend who happens to not love Taylor 100%

🗣️🗣️ no one voted for the tariff guy cause they thought he was going to lower prices they voted for him cause they thought (correctly) that he would open concentration camps