I told everyone who would listen that Michigan would dominate once paying players was allowed

People are aggressively friendly in Arkansas 😂

So Trump backed down? Not gonna do a genocide? We’re not controlling the straight?

“issued a stark warning to Iran.” - wild paraphrasing/sanewashing/normalization

For once, the NYT couldn't even sanewash this.

Military jets taking off right next to me in Atlanta

I have a sports drought until august since I’m not a baseball guy… No more screaming on your timelines for now

Let’s goooooookkk

Dan Hurley is a bitch ass ho.

Take your loss like a grown up, Hurley, you bitch

HOLD ME, ZACH NOVACK

HOLD ME, JOHN BEILEIN

They had 3 guys slapping the shit out of Mara and just swallowed the whistle for no reason

CALL THE GOD DAMN FOUL!!!

CADEAAAAAAU

UCONN hanging on for dear life, literally and figuratively

Dan Hurley knows how to work the refs, that's for damn sure. Not many people would've gotten away with headbutting a ref, regardless of the score.

CALL THE GOD DAMN FOUL

RODDY GAAAAYLE

How would this not be a hook and hold on UCONN

Mara is better when he's catching the ball moving, IMO. We gotta move the ball more.

CADEAU

RODDY GAAAAAYLE

I AM EXCITE

Just go now, please. I'm sure they'd love you down there.

MICHIGAN PLAYS IN A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TONIGHT

he is risen, ya bitch ass hoes (Is this the real?)

🤐

Dusty May is such a robotic nerd, I love it. Contrast that with Hurley, the clown

SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE OOOOOON

Now we're in shitty make-up call time. Let's just dribble the ball out here for the last 7 minutes and rest up

MICHIGAN IS DOING VERY MIDWESTERN THINGS TO ARIZONA

WELP. It turns out the guards are playing us out of this mess. What a shooting clinic. Looks like a Beilein team on steroids right now.

I dunno, I think a few more minutes and we've gotten what we need out of Yax for today, right?

Wow, this performance by Yax is insane.

Honestly, we are pimp slapping this team. I am not impressed with Arizona. They are playing like a bunch of Big 10 teams we dismantled. AND WE DON'T HAVE OUR BEST PLAYER, WTF

Correction: that was Awaka's EIGHTH foul, but first CALLED foul.

Our guards will have to play us out of this mess Let's GOOO

RODDY GAAAYLE AND OOOONE

God man, imagine if our best players weren't constantly getting in foul trouble or injured. We are the better team when everyone is available.

Ice that ankle, Yax. Crazy start for him.

This reads exactly how Trump talks

Cadeau is having a GREAT game so far

WAIT TILL YAXEL GETS BACK, BITCHES

I swear to god, we never get reffing in our favor. 2 fouls on our best player within the first 2 minutes of the game

LET'S GOOOOOOO

I have no hot takes re UCONN, except their coach is a dbag