Unless someone provides me actual data, I will continue to believe China sucks donkey balls and their system is not something to aspire to. I assure you, you will not care about free healthcare if you're in a fuckin gulag.

It seems like a lot of lefties on the interwebs are falling for Chinese propaganda, including apparently Hasan Piker. They're conveniently ignoring that China has a massive concentration camp. Also, the country's GDP per capita is 4x (!) lower than our poorest state, it's a dictatorship, etc.

I mean, this has effectively already occurred and no one has done anything, so Blanche is correct.

This reminds me of vintage Chappelle, before he got lame. So good. www.youtube.com/shorts/B2xst...

Someone emailed me saying they want to a sue a hospital for letting too many family and friends in to see her newborn. I mean, I feel you, but no. 🤣

“What’s the most evil and sad way I can answer this question…”

My 1998 JNCOs are like 🤷🏽‍♂️ I’m just gonna wait until normal pants come back into style. WTF is this

That caaaan't be real... can it? www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

Good ol' Judge Brinkema.

This is what they got? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

*Laughs in geriatric millennial*

HMMMM news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and...

@mgoseth.bsky.social Lundon Hampton is Hassan Haskins but fast? I hope so. He looks more like Ty Isaacesque to me...

These odds are so sad. If you could create a candidate in a lab based on custom specifications for this race, it'd be Talarico. Still, he's probably gonna lose.

"Buried alive; someone come dig me up."

Due to haterade, peeps are missing some excellent writing. See, e.g. “I'm down to put bills on they face, no wonder they've been ducking Drake." 1. Bills = money, a duck mouth, buffalo bills 2. Ducking = 🦆 or avoid 3. Drake = a male duck, the rapper, Drake Maye of the patriots Clever

Weird flex but ok

I want a Temu/budget version of Stanley Tucci's wardrobe.

My biggest issue with BlueSky is that I can’t downvote this post

This looks like the inverse of something our government would post. Telling how similarly asinine our leaders are.

This is, what, the 3rd time he's announced a deal?

“I don’t like private stuff unless it’s a private jet 💅.” -my 10 year old’s reaction to the concept of private swim lessons 💀

Abrego García should apply for the “Anti-Weaponization Fund.” How many other people have a district court ruling actually *finding* vindictive prosecution?

@abigailspanberger.com is beyond disappointing. 1. Vetoed class action legislation, leaving Virginia with Mississippi as the only states with no class action statute. 2. Vetoed collective bargaining. 3. Vetoed THC retail market. 4. Vetoed legislation to limit ICE arrests. She's owned by big biz

Dude should be immediately disbarred. www.click2houston.com/news/local/2...

I love all the haterade as long as it doesn’t involve Michigan

Can we argue about Drake/Kendrick more? lol As a proud Halfrican American, I find this to be an interesting take on Kendrick's "othering" of Drake www.youtube.com/shorts/COT6b...

This man's brain is fried

The Knicks WON? lol

My top floor is ten degrees warmer than my basement. So annoying

Mr. Brightside is #19 by the way...

Its incredible he’s still a reality tv real estate agent at his core

"GIRLS IN ATLANTA CALL ME SANTA!" Don't y'all understand the genius behind these lyrics?! 🤣 I listen to hip hop for fun, but if I want lyrical complexity, I go back to 90s boom bap material. (Kendrick has a song with no snare for 2 straight minutes. No thank you.)

You get in that position by being an opportunistic piece of shit, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

If like yoOOoOu should sink down beneath I'll swim DOoOoOOOwn Would youuu?

Jesus mf christ

“She’s trying hard to recreate what had yet to be created…” Yacht rock season!!!

Good opportunity for a deal to condition pay raise on insider trading ban

Lemmings

I like this advice, but most lawyers can't control these things. I've worked at 2 firms where associates were seriously told to never close their doors.

TEARS OF UNFATHOMABLE SADNESS ARE SO DELICIOUS

Yes, I'm going to listen to those 90 new Drake songs when I have the time. Ooooh but Drake isn't cool anymore huh? Whatever, he makes solid corny pop music. Inconvenient fact: Drake is #1 in Billboard Top 100 hits all time. He's just 1 song behind Taylor Swift for #1 songs.

Who wrote this 😂 The muzzle velocity of an AR is like 3x that, not to mention firing speed.

I DID get this lovely exchange from my hours-long travels to East Nowheresville today: Lady: Did you just come off the train? Me: No, I just drove in for a legal case. I have a witness here. Lady: What?! You don't LOOK LIKE A LAWYER Me: Thanks?

3 hours driving time today for a ten minute deposition. Infuriating waste of time unless you’re billing. Litigators: Can we not do this anymore?

DC, Maryland, Virginia

I love the writing style, but not sure I could ever read this one again.