Deja vous A youth without crew

Let's be honest. Egg white > yellow. Mmkay?

*Tears your ass up like we just got married*

Two hard boiled eggs before bed.

He can't eat

My brether got gum grafts today. He was brave about it even though it's gross and expensive

That movie The Karate Guy

Hey bitch. You ho

I'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got married.

Mom says I look better than Paris Hilton.

Rescheduled my cancer screening due to not having cancer

Got through the hard part

Never listened before

Fish Narc reached out to our band email about a gig #RIPBOZO to me.

Momey

I thumbs down everyone on Reddit who suggests a non-ginger dye their hair red.

I miss the girls who say "Cool beans"

I'm toxic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I <3 paying off my credit card

School feels like every assignment is actually impossible and they're trying to trick you. But it actually isn't like that. Apparently

Choosing $700 in labubus over my marriage

Poly blend autism

Wingstop is halfway between the movie theatre and the venue. I couldn't have planned this city any better.

Nicki Calaj—she is Albanian

Off the edible #LonelyStyle

Letting a spider live. Don't let me down boy

I don’t want to walk around with a great big yellow book, I feel stupid

Had a dream someone was roasting the shit out of me for my typing skills.

Do you even know I'm TEFL certified?

Seamau5

Going to fix Seaumus

Llewellyn C. Puppybreath III

These hoes ain't loyal.

Models shouldn't be allowed to have tattoos. Distracting

Puking vomit <<<<<

Yuck.. are you gonna yak?

I AM BEARD PHOBIC!!!!!!!!!!

Heated blanket moment.

Wehn my insane boss gets fired

Sounds like a political campaign of sorts. Expletives for intensity!

Didn't mean fucking as a verb. Expletive for intensity

I'm fucking you

My insane boss is getting fired 😍

Honestly, feel really bad for everyone who doesn’t have male pattern baldness

Paying rent *gun shots*

Trimmed my toenail and the toe hurt has subsided.

Currently witnessing male birkenstocks.

Annie's Boobs

Toes hurt.