did a little vegas trip vlog youtu.be/qy53siEfRxQ

cuck bench with hostile design facing away from the TV. your pithy middle class chair that you call cuckoldry is humbled by the sheer refinement of humiliation au capitaux.

he's just staring at me

food critic who got their start in erotica: "the risotto was bulging with flavor"

when I catch the motherfucker that keeps moving my mattress while I'm sleeping, so help me god

learning victoria 3

coworker who wears too much axe body spray: "been really into the band Claft lately"

I'm going to the tractor supply store to buy a hat

raptor happening today

gotta say, I much prefer stockholm syndrome to havana syndrome

you gotta check your mailbox more often. my neighbor has no idea they owe St. Mary's hospital $14,527.81.

yarp

thinking about going to new vegas day this year but also thinking about just booking a room at the fontainebleau and porking my shit until its green

nuts so big at my funeral they'll need a ballbearer

big drive tomorrow

missed a few

How the he'll does hacking work in cyberpunk 2077

cyborg punk 207 www.twitch.tv/bravesirloin

havent had a grilled cheese in a minute and had to admire the browning

oblivion (new) www.twitch.tv/bravesirloin

finally tapping in to this one from last year (also switched to tidal)

live rn

I think citizen sleeper 2 is better than the first one, and the first one was really good. also the dice rolls completely bent me over and fucked me numerous times but I probably deserved it tbh, I can't be mad

blue princing www.twitch.tv/bravesirloin

in the soda factory doctoring peppers

one of the underrated benefits of being a tall dude is other guys referring to you as "big fella", "big man", etc. way better than reaching high shelves and shit.

(talking to a praying mantis) shes not gonna rip ur head off bro

tv story

guy paying $750/mo for his new truck: "noo dont wreck the economy ur so sexy haha"

it is time www.twitch.tv/bravesirloin

happy trans invincibility day

final Mointain Home session. over 20 years (25-ish weekly sessions) the settlement of Stratus grew from a few caves to a mighty dwarven city. highlights: - slayed mighty dragon - lucked into mithril veins and made loads of gold - uncovered conspiracy which caused brief civil war in the homeland

honestly if I was chasing someone through a haunted mansion and they blocked a door by sliding some furniture behind it, I'd give up

scorn? scorn tonight queen? scorn tonite? www.twitch.tv/bravesirloin

never got callbacks from the interviews but current job is promoting me to full time plus a raise lmao we take those.

all I could think about while watching mickey 17 was how much fun robert pattinson must have had playing "incredibly meek guy who brutally dies over and over"

new patron exclusive: cooking while talking about the state of video essays www.patreon.com/posts/124465...

trying to sound more like limmy's "X amendment gives me the right" guy every day

how dudes think they look at their desk asking chatgpt to "invent a faster way to count numbers"

somewhere a guy in stained sweatpants is writing "a skepticist analysis of The Talking Heads" and he has no idea that shit is gonna get 12 views and 1 comment that says "SEE MY PU$$Y LIVE ON CENTTY.DE.XYZ"

oh jesus oh fuck there's scorn on the stream. there's scorn on his stream right now. I'm gonna throw up. www.twitch.tv/bravesirloin

they told me at work today "you're gonna end up running this place if you stay with the company" and I'm not gonna lie... I have 2 interviews lined up elsewhere lmao

just something to think about

lebron james reportedly applies industrial coating over galvanized steel without considering the effects bonding agents have on adhesion and the overall catalyzation process

the peg jokes will continue until morale improves www.twitch.tv/bravesirloin

peglin on the lord's day www.twitch.tv/bravesirloin

he has unfortunately found an excuse to wear the faux swede

lost demos out now: barrelvision.bandcamp.com/album/lost-d...

live balat www.twitch.tv/bravesirloin