I dont wanna work i dont wanna study i dont wanna write i dont wanna wake up i dont wanna go to bed i dont wanna stay home i dont wanna go outside and yet i do wanna rip nasty #farts all day long baby!!!

Casey Frey is just Bo Burnham if he was a coked up frat bro

No i cant hang out tonight im playing on girlsgogames.com

How do i fart louder how do i fart bigger how do i fart longer how do i fart stinkier how do i fart faster how do i fart with more power how do i fart sexier how do i fart funnier how do i fart mysteriously how do i fart scary how do i fart gentle how do i fart

Ratatat self titled is the best album ever recorded and its not even close

One time i took shrooms and felt so bad ab what my life has become i started practicing my times tables to make sure i still got it

Off 3 honey packs throbbing so hard i passed out at the bus stop

Hit my line sweetheart let me rip ur head clean off

Im bouncing on it screaming like a chimp giving birth to triplets wyd

Why is ethan asking about rendering

Turns out they just make you come back with new pants :(

If all the songs on your ipod didnt have [HQ] in the title you are bourgeoisie

In ~10 years there will be adults nostalgic for tiktok ai slop videos

The best fantasy weapon is a giant double sides hammer held by a tiny person

When other ppl listen to tech house its corny and corporate but when i do it its cool and lowkey

Just new boot goofin

I clutch my coat pocket Walking this cold morning When i stop it, i clock it And heed the fore warning His voice clattered my mind Then shattered, becoming enshrined Ethan...oh so divine And from the corner of my eye I see him, Ethan, alive Feet meet by design Souls aligned, cast in spellbind

I need a hug from a fat guy rn

I love stuff

Spring sucks btw ppl who say they like spring are lying scumbags and they need to get killed

Ive got a song that nobody knows

How much jug could a chud bug chug if a chud bug could chug jug

Jesus is god

If u pee yourself at work they let u go home btw. Use this wisely

Im probably nonbinary but i have a job so i dont have time for all that

Just took a shit so big i was singing church music mid push #praisegod

Whoever invented 160bpm can fucking GET IT

Is this the best of all actual worlds?

My supervisor fucking HATES homeless ppl its so cringe

If she's poly then i wanna cracker

It literally doesn't matter. You are gonna die anyways

Would u rather live in Hamilton Ontario or get shot in the stomach by a shotgun

*in the voice of a death metal singer during the half time breakdown* IM A FAT FUCKING CHUUUUUUUUUUUD

Everyone talking about "its ok to be cringe, kill the part of you that cringes" until hobo johnson does a tiny desk

Reading theoretical physics papers is literally worse than listening to the crackhead street preacher down town

I wanna eat Nair just to see what would happen

Oh moons...

You have no idea what its like to date a poopy bum booger baby for 6 years. I do.

Theres something wrong with me

Shagging dudes isnt nearly as gay as rock climbing or playing the clarinet

Squeeze ur local ethan. Just fucking squeeze him till all the juice comes out

Everyone is saying i have adhd

My cutiemark is a fart cloud

Your opinion on Picasso is a perfect halfwit litmus test

At the age of 22 you must choose: transition, start rock climbing, do drugs

How do i get more jolly

Cant lie to yall im simply having a wonderful christmas time

Ngl if ur fursuit is ugly i fucking hate u

I like ridiculous music for freaks and weirdos

Im bald