If philosophy is no more than intellectual masturbation then i got lotion on my shit strokin my shit

Anyone know an experienced electrician or electrical engineer i got questions

I feel like nobody eats juicy fruit and hubba bubba and blows bug bubble that pop on their nose anymore. Its all arctic mint, pure utility, no whimsy

So it just never gets better huh?

Next time ur feeling down just start itching ur leg in baby pose

Sometimes idgaf but other times i yearn excruciatingly. Much to think about

Lowkey aiming to do a phd so i dont have to play the linkedin game

Doing this right now and im ab to tear up

Can someone buy me a 4000W generator for xmas

If you thrift for the express purpose of selling your finds at a mark up you are a stain on your community

Do you think you could store a fart in a jar forever or would the sharticles eventually stick to the glass and be self distilled out of the air

My fav genre of meme is image of a fucked up looking dog with a chinese caption

I love reading books and coming up with ideas dude i think im onto something...

I feel like nobody eats plums anymore its always peaches and nectarines. Where my plummers at

Celery is so damn good #yimyum

Playing call of duty zombies just to hear the male moaning sounds

I cant prove it but im convinced matpat has kissed a boy before

Al is gone finally i can itch my leg without being harassed

You shouldnt give money to the homeless because they will just spend it on drugs. Instead you should give money to me so I can spend it on drugs

Itched my leg so good last night i woke up itchsick

My prof gets rly offended when ppl disagree with Helen Longino

Sometimes i like to imagine a high quality 3D model of Ethan sitting with fucked up posture and i rotate it in my mind

At school daydreaming of when ill get to go home and itch my leg

Fuuuck i could really go for an itch rn

Imagine synthesizing a novel contribution to your field in your head, gathering relevant reading material, outlining your thesis, just to find out someone already wrote that exact thing 20 years ago

Lesbophobes be like scissor me timbers

Would you rather be a fuckleyute or a gerbert

One thing ab me is i dont play ab ro ramden

4 beers 2 lines and a juicebox would fix me rn

If u like an egg on ur burger ur nasty. Any excuse to get wet sloppy and messy huh? You like that shit dont you? Dirty little freak. Just oozing and gooey all over

Nose Kendrick be like TURN THE SMELLOVISION OFF

HELL YEAH BROTHER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟

Theres so many places dude like wtf goin on in papua new guinea rn whatr they up to

If ur prone to road rage i think your bloodline should be subject to forced genetic modification by the state

I think the scariest thing would be going to dinner with a bunch of your profs

Where can i buy a doodad or a thingamabob

Clown smoking a cigarette gotta be my fav aesthetic

Congratulations by MGMT is the best white ppl music has ever gotten

Chopped and fat and gay but i still have fun

I know its a hot take these days but i think racism is kinda lame tbh

Al hates wash my belly clean my belly

Only 12 846 more farts until 2026!!

Tell ur parents to buy shorts on Nvidia

With all due respect if you order a latte or cappuccino with no foam im gonna kill you

Do NOT do shrooms at 3am and spend the next 6 hours listening to disco and electronic records alone in your room

Toasters are a psyop invented to sell more electricity and pump energy sector profits

Dick is titties. Dick is pussy. Penis is breats

Hating tim hortons has become a canadian tradition. Of course, it comes with a heavy side of racism too

Popped a vyvanse to do homework i feel normal does this mean i have 80 HD?

Farted while turning a corner and spun out like i got pit maneuvered