Not discounting that my mom and I mostly hated each other at the end, I surely do miss her and wish she was still of this corporeal world. I see and hear her in myself more and more every day, which mostly means I am older and older every day.

I get so down about the world and then the world just serves up its best anyway.

Not for nothing but one of the primary reasons we visit NYC is because my little girl loves riding the subway and never once as podunk hillbillies have we felt anything but joy in the experience.

Roberts has always been an absolute rank piece of shit but he used to really care about the *appearance* of integrity at SCOTUS.

OK I admit it I never listened to Pet Sounds all the way through because it's boring as shit but WTF Hang on to Your Ego is a fuckin Beach Boys track?? And nobody was gonna tell me??? Jerks

The tiniest bright spot in America's decline but at least I can still look forward to gas station Cheetos and chocolate donettes to fuel tomorrow's road trip. LA bound baby!

My sweet desert town Episcopal Church used to host an all-night Dante reading on Maundy Thursday and it was the most spiritual thing I've ever experienced

I went to Broadway ten years ago for Picard and Gandalf. Nothing, NOTHING, can keep me from the Bill and Ted version

Doubling down on my trash cat recommendation. I just love him so much 😭😭

Happy stab your tyrant day to all who celebrate! May many, many tyrants be stabbed today 🥳

Somebody manifest me a baby blue or yellow early-2000s thunderbird for my birthday. Hardtop with the porthole window. Please it is all I've ever wanted.

Kind of a serious question but is anyone nervous about filing taxes this year? Apart from the general disgust of funding this oligarchy it just seems way too chaotic and insecure to send more personal and financial data to those creepy dorks?

I also think Elon musk is a dick and can't wait to wear a red dress when he finally drops dead!

Are we doing Marbury v Madison discourse yet? This SCOTUS fucking sucks but are they really ready to let go of their emphatic duty "to say what the law is"?

"But it was never going to be me" is an amazing and absolutely heart-flamtering way to resign. Happy Valentine's Day to him and all DOJ flexing their integrity today ❤️

World is shit, yes, but at least I share a timeline with Weird Al ❤️

YAAAASSSSSS GO TAYLOR SWIFT'S BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Is there any better indicator that you are 1000% perimenopausal than the need to immediately cut the neck out of any fucking T-shirt you put on?? Fucking choking POS dumbfuck shirt!!!

Tough effin sign @epmcool.bsky.social #biggreensign4evs

I love soft boiled and jammy eggs but egg salad requires HARD BOILED EGGS. The food blogs will try to tell you otherwise but they're wrong. Cook. Them. Eggs.

Sometimes I watch tiktok at night and then a week later some benefit cosmetics show up because jelly donut blush seemed like a good idea but then I'm reminded that I have rosacea and definitely have no need to apply red friggin tint to my cheeks???

Netflix, which definitely has the world's most amazing algorithm, is pushing Fireplace for Your Home as the biggest fucking show they have for me right now. On the same day that they've released the Beyonce Bowl. What, and I mean this so sincerely, the actual fuck is wrong with Netflix???

My child (10) told me that Robot Rock by Daft Punk "feels like jello beans-NOT jelly beans, JELLO beans-hitting my skin" and if that ain't the best description of music that goes right to your soul I don't know what is

Merry merry from Arizona

One of the top-tier things you can do in life is get a tiny trash cat, maybe one so hard up that he's only got one eye, and just feed him and love him until he's just the softest little dingus in the world.