1 in 5 mammals are bats. Show some love for the little guys.

Bibi, you hop on your bike and ride to Tehran this instant and apologise. The ayatollah has been in tears all day and the UN wants you to stand in The Hague for war crimes. Just you wait til your father gets home.

Close them out nuggs, looking good. Keep cooking Julian!

How cool is it being in Australia and a slight rain shower goes overhead at home and now you’re like, “ok, here’s five mins without wifi for some reason.” (Fuck you libs, botching the NBN through greed and dodgy deals.)

Boo boo.

Let’s go boys!

Jokic putting. Up that game and Russ having those back to back possessions makes me want to vomit.

Australia is sitting here with a bunch of children running the show, watching what is happening with Greenland and arguing about electricity bills. Hey, just a heads up. Pine gap makes us target number 1 in the southern hemisphere. Dickheads.

Old mate gets the early morning gym mood.

I like portucala.

My best mate PJ.

My first successful loaf. Pain de campagne wheat/rye biodynamic sourdough.

Now maybe I got this all mixed up. But I was pretty sure that Americans didn’t want an all powerful ruler who had been ordained by god.

There’s a house getting built next to the place we rent. It started slowly, but a certain silver haired generation have started congregating in groups out front of the house in a daily routine. There’s a feverish look in their eyes as they babble excitedly. Aus boomers are weird as.