*kicks over my VTuber bucket list*

Received this as a gift from the fabulous FluffyFatFudog on including two of my favorite rats!!! 💚😭💚

I’m changing @exodamartworks.com name to “Exodamnitstoptakingmymoney” because he’s always dropping absolute fucking fire like this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧪🧪

🥼Wear me. 🖱️Scroll over my face. 👣Step on me. 🍾Stick me to your water bottle. 🧪 PICK YOUR POISON WITH EXCLUSIVE LLOYD & LLADY MERCH OVER AT~ uwumarket.us/collections/...

Men hot? Women hot? Much confuse.

I heard the Algorithm Gods llove title text… TITLE! -TITLE! —TITLE! —-TITLE! Super unique and rare unboxing tonight PLUS AN INSANE NEW ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! 🧪 8pm 🧪

Busy week coming up in the Llab filled with monsters, murder, and mayhem! 🤘🏼🧪💚🗓️

Shhhhh it’s ok now, no more thoughts… *picks up scalpel*

THE LLAB HAS HIT 1000 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUUUBE!!!!!🎉🥳🎊 Should we stream there too? 🤔

FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT!!!! 🙋🏻‍♂️🧪🙋🏻‍♀️ You can watch the glorious evolution from my 1 Year Anniversary stream below!!! ⬇️ youtu.be/zuxSoXdVEwQ?...

When you missed my debut and drop by days later…

To bra. Or NOT….to bra. THAT IS THE QUESTION!!!! 👙💀

⚡️ A-LLIVE NOW ⚡️ IF YOU DONT COME HANG WITH ME I’LL CURSE YOU WITH BALDNESS!! 🧪 twitch.tv/lloydsfault 🧪

Experiments begin at 8pm EST tonight while we widdle down these Llab-a-thon goals!!! 🧪SLlime unboxing 🧪Jackbox w/ chat 🧪Eat Every flavor BEANS 🤮 🧪1 hour free TTS And maybe more?

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the LLAB is A-LLIIIIIIIVE NOW! ⚡️ 🧪 twitch.tv/lloydsfault 🧪

Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To introduce the world to devastation! To unite all llosers within our nation! To experiment on evils of truth and llove! To extend research to the stars above! Lloyd! Llady! Team Science blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now, or llose the fight!

GIRLIES GATHER’ROUND with me and @weirdbirdvt.bsky.social TONIGHT at 8pm EST while we talk about boys and blood and taxidermy and BOOOYYYSSS!!!! 🤩🤩✨

Consider yourselves thoroughly SMASHED!!! Well….most of you…we learned a lot about each other tonight! 😅

Incase you missed the GLORIOUS EVOLUTION you can check out the entire debut of ✨ LLADY ✨right here!!!! 💚⬇️ youtu.be/zuxSoXdVEwQ?...

THANK YOU from the bottom of my slime riddled mechanical heart! 💚 The Llab has grown in a whole new way and it’ll only go up from here so llong as I have my rats by my side! 🐀

Mothman? Moogle? Cthulhu? 🧪🧪🧪🧪WAIFU!!!! 🧪🧪🧪🧪

Does anyone ever imagine their OLD models checking out their NEW ones? 1 YEAR STREAM ANNIVERSARY & NEW MODEL DEBUT STARTS NOW!!!!!!! 🎉💚🧪💚🎉 ⚡️ twitch.tv/lloydsfault ⚡️

Peeking at you from the shadows of my last minute debut prepping to make sure you know it STARTS IN THREE HOURS!!!

TONIIIIIIIGHT!!!!! 🎊🧪🎉 Kick it with me starting at 8pm and then GLORIOUS EVOLUTION PROMPTLY at 9pm EST!!!

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!! Say it back…

TOMORROW NIGHT ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!! Something waits for you within the Llab…a spectacle of tricks, whispers, and things better left unseen… but you wouldn’t turn back now, would you? GOOD because the doors only open one way. Wont you please accept this flyer and take your seat? 🎟🐀

ONE 👏🏻 DAY 👏🏻 AWAY 👏🏻 April 1st starting at 8pm in 1.0 model and then having a GLORIOUS EVOLUTION at 9pm EST! ✅ 1 Year Anniversary ✅ NEW MODEL DEBUT ✅ (with a twist unlike any other VTubing channel) And SO MUCH MORE!!!

I LLOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!! Go get your own from @moontikore.bsky.social TODAY!!!! 🤘🏼🧪💚

Meet BORGY!!!! Tech savy, emotionless, and a hard worker but DO NOT LLET HIM GET BORED or else he’ll start taking things apart or eat your batteries!!! 🐺🦇🧪🤖🪡

🧪 April 1st @ 8pm EST 🧪 Don’t be a FOOL and miss my NEW MODEL DEBUT during the 1 Year Anniversary of the Llab!!! IM COOKING UP SOMETHING HOT!!!! 🔥🧬🔬🥼

If you miss my 1 Year anniversary and NEW MODEL debut on APRIL 1st I’ll divorce your parents!!! 💚

WHO’S THAT EVOLUTION?!?! 🧪 Debuting on APRIL 1st!!! 🧪

Meet GOOEY!!!! The happiest and most go-lucky brained of the Llab crew! They are never allowed to help with experiments due to the mess they make and if you’re missing your wallet or keys, they’re probably floating around in Gooey’s body!!!! 🧪

What A.I. DO we support? I’ll start. ACROBATIC IGUANAS

Meet VAMPEY!!! She enjoys watching you sleep, collecting red colored items in the Llab air vents, and taking tiny bites out of you when you aren’t llooking…as a treat✨ 🧪 4 DAYS AWAY!!! 🧪

Most of my first REPO experience was spent in a tub…🤡🛁

Did you know I have FIVE different mascots? This is WOLFEY! 🐺🦇🧪🤖🪡

I’m too traumatized from Animal Crossing to give a shit about Tomodachi Life 2. No updates, expansions, or DLC on a game that sold over 47 million copies… Nintendo cashes in on your nostalgia, takes the money, and RUNS. Not to mention it literally looks like 15 year old crap priced like a AAA.

When you get asked to do your first VTuber “MEET & GREET”…!

Officially lless than a week away… ITS GOING TO BE A MASTERPIECE!!!!! 🧪 twitch.tv/lloydsfault 🧪

Quit making eye contact with me, my TOS are down here! 📒📒

Some of these applications made me think we should LOWER minimum wage….

Don’t expect everyone to understand your life as an ARTIST. They can’t. They will never know what it’s like to find a path that resonates with you so strongly that there is no other choice. Doesn’t matter if you draw, animate, create content, sculpt, voice act….there is no quitting.

1 Year Anniversary 🎉 1 New Model Debut 🧪 7 DAYS AWAY on APRIL 1st!!!! Hey chat help me…was does R.I.P. mean?

REPO stands for: Rest Exercise Poop Ovulate ⚡️ A-LLIVE NOW⚡️

Make Mayonnaise a Marinade Again! ✊🏻

This is a totally real thing from history that you may or may not remember but either way DON’T LLET MY MEME SKILLS FLOP!!!! 8 DAYS!!!! EIGHT!!!!

It’s right behind me isn’t it?… Getting into it alittle earlier tonight at 7pm EST rats!!! I’ll be REPOing with a bunch of sexy fleshbags… 🧍🧍‍♀️👾🧍‍♂️

HAPPY MONDAY!!!! I think eating too much seafood gives me nightmares… 🦀😗🎶🦞