Chopper: Today with Robin i read "Hänsel und Gretel". They used bread crumbs to know their way back to home! Sanji: Something like this would work on Zoro awful sense of direction *looks on him* Sanji: Sanji: No,that's pointless. Even sake or rice can't help here #zosan #onepiece

Sanji and Hancock: *fights with enemies together* Usopp: ...What's a beauty Zoro: And some long hair girl Usopp: Dude,she's shichibukai Zoro: You think she plans steal our cook like Big Mom? #zosan #onepiece

Bonney: There's something what you did cruel for your crewmates? Zoro: I promised kill him someday Robin: Don't be that brutal,she's still child Bonney: I get it. And you? Robin: After talk about humanity and freedom i crushed his... "friends" Zoro: And that was for real brutal #zosan #frobin

Sanji when crew is doing their hobbies: Sanji: Nami-swan, beatiful Wano island sketch! Robin-chan, this bird skull is clean,great job! Marimo....dress up and take a shower Zoro: Maybe use nicer tone,idiot? Sanji: ...Please? #zosan #onepiece

Robin to Sanji: You're better in giving birthday gifts than me. Zoro is always happy with your birthday food for him. Today are Franky birthday and... My humanity is being put to the test Sanji: Wait what- Robin: I will try my best #zosan #frobin #onepiece

Killingham after hit: You're all disgusting and stinky as hell Sanji: You will pay for it. I will make you apologize my friend Jinbe Killin: Even from here i feel how this green swordsman stinks Sanji: *Ifrit Jambe* Sanji: Respect marimo too. Also no one but me can offend him! #zosan #onepiece

Franky: I got upgrade! Now i have suuuuper cola! Robin: Your previous version was already enough for me Franky: Stop! You're too much kind Robin: When the biggest sciencist on this world can't change your fashion style,i think any update will be not enough to make you better #frobin #onepiece

Zoro during card game: *checks Sanji cards* Sanji: Hey! Don't cheat you idiot After reshufle Robin: *checks Sanji cards* Zoro: And she can cheat? Sanji: Yes, and that's only your problem Robin: To be fair, you both has better cards than Usopp Usopp: What? #zosan #onepiece

HBD #sanji #sanjifanart #zosan #socmedauzs #opzsfan

Zoro to Sanji on his birthday: Hey cook, i have something for you too. Happy birthday *seagull scream* -ji Sanji: What? Zoro: That's my gift. I said your name. Usopp told me that's will be good idea Sanji: But i didn't heard it Zoro: You will not get 2 gifts from me #zosan #onepiece

Franky: Can you call me "Franky-kun" atleast one time? Robin: No this is occupied by Sanji Nami: ...I using it too Robin: I don't treat Franky in the same way like you treats Sanji or Sanji treats Zoro #zosan #frobin #onepiece

Sanji with a tie to Zoro: Put in on Zoro: Zoro: Okay Sanji: You know how? Zoro: Yes? Zoro: *holds a tie* Sanji: No at arm or head Zoro: I know? 5 minutes later: Sanji: *helps put tie on Zoro neck* #zosan #onepiece

Sanji with whipped cream: I want prank Zoro. I will put cream on his hand during his nap Robin: *laughs* Usopp is jealous: That's not even that funny Robin: I just think they're so adorable when they tries prank each other. That's sign of good friendship Sanji: #zosan #onepiece

Usopp: Spring is coming! Trees will be green again! Chopper: But for Zoro that's no difference! He's green for a whole year! Sanji: And i wish he was like a tree and was changing this ugly color Zoro: Problem? Sanji: You with cherry blossom instead moss would be much prettier #zosan #onepiece

Sanji: Did you got found something before breakfast? Nami: ...No? Sanji to Robin: And you? Robin: Except metal heart shape "thing" from Franky,no Sanji: ...So where are my gifts? Zoro: Who left white chocolate desserts on the floor? I thought that's rice #zosan #onepiece

Sanji: Next time instead buying new clothes, you can take old ones from Franky or Jinbe. I was able to give you my old clothes only 2 years ago,when you wasn't that gigantic. After all you cares only about your haramaki Zoro: *thinking* Zoro: You was smaller than me anyway #zosan #onepiece

Franky with Chopper on head to Robin: Will be our valentine? Robin smiles to Chopper: I will be, Chopper,but your talking platform needs wait for answer Nami: That's even adorable of them Usopp: That's not even today #frobin #onepiece

After first dinner with Sanji as crewmate Zoro to Nami: So...he gave you food too? Nami: Yes? He's our cook Zoro: ...And what now? Should we pay him for it? Nami: ...Yes. I already payed Zoro: And Luffy? Nami: As captain he can't. Give me money and i will pay for you too #onepiece

Nami on Robin birthday party: That's terrible. Zoro and Sanji fought again, Luffy,Usopp and Chopper ate a whole cake, Brook sings pervert songs, Jinbe don't know what's happening and Franky...is Franky Robin: And that's why i like my birthdays. That's terryfing like i like #nicorobin #onepiece

Robin to Zoro: I started train legs with Sanji. As expert, what you think about my progress? Zoro: ... You needs do a lot to be like him Franky hears it: Girl, but your legs are SUUUUUPER Robin: I know. I just like how they complements each other loud but not to the face #zosan #onepiece

Before wash clothes: Sanji: Give me your bandana Zoro: It was washed last time Sanji: 3 months ago. Give it Zoro: I can give my Skypiea tshirt to wash Sanji: No. Bandana or haramaki Zoro: ...No for free Sanji: Fine,extra onigiri Zoro: 3 Sanji: But then haramaki Zoro: ...Damm it #zosan #onepiece

Snowy day. Shirtless Zoro sleeps on the lawn Sanji: *stands above Zoro body with actived Diable Jambe* Usopp: You was fighting? Sanji: No. This idiot gonna get a cold Usopp: ...And you can't just give him a blanket? #zosan #onepiece

Robin to Franky: Nice hair style Franky: Merci Robin: Oh,i didn't knew you knows french. That's vey nice Franky: Ah,merci merci Robin: Even if you know only "merci" and you hope that I will only say the sentences where you can say "merci" Franky: Merci for knowing me #frobin #onepiece

Chopper: I wonder how hard Sanji legs have to be to kick that strong Zoro: His legs muscles are more soft than hard,but are strong Chopper: How do you know? *laughs* Because he kicked you many times Zoro: That too #zosan #onepiece

Zoro and Sanji: *fights like usual* Robin: Your last words? Robin: *passes between them* Zoro and Sanji: *stops and watches how Robin kills some bugs on the wall* A whole crew: Robin: I would never hurt someone that adorable like Zoro and Sanji during their fun #zosan #onepiece

Sanji without shirt: Hey guys,someone saw my top? Brook: In nest Sanji: Thanks. I guess that's another Luffy joke Jinbe when Sanji left them: Why someone could left shirt there? Brook: Shirt? I meant Zoro yohohoho #zosan #onepiece

Zoro: From next year pretty things will not make me weaker Usopp: But from today is new year? You can't start from now? Zoro: No Usopp: I mean,i know Chopper is cute,but- Sanji: *just passes between them* Usopp: Zoro: Usopp: I see #zosan #onepiece

Thank you everyone for 2025! For any support,like for my silly stories (mostly about ZoSan but still) and everything! Hope next 2026 gonna be even bigger!

Sanji: *is on his all four because of girls beauty* Zoro: *sits on his back like on bench* Zoro: Thanks Usopp: Which braincell let you sit on him? Zoro to girls: Thanks for freeing up space Sanji: *can't rise because of Zoro weight* #zosan #onepiece

Jinbe sees how Robin lound reads a book and crew listen her: Jinbe: I missed meeting about poneglyphs or Void Century? Robin: No, Romeo and Julia Jinbe: Robin: Crew should be in touch with the pop culture Franky: You're still before Julia dea- Luffy: No spoilers! Jinbe: ... #onepiece

I guess that's gonna be awful for algorithm,but i really like Gachiakuta and i want share their fanarts 😅

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Zoro: Cook, you know- Sanji: Yes. And you remember about- Zoro: Yeah,i'm not stupid,but- Sanji: No,you can't.also- Zoro: Okay Usopp: Usopp: We're using some code or i don't understand something? Nami: They tests telepathy...i guess #zosan #onepiece

Zoro and Sanji plays in chess. Zoro lost more pawns but keep thinks about next move Sanji: We will finish it today? Zoro: Shut up and let me think Usopp: Why are you doing it? Sanji: To proof he can win in something else, and NO, you can use pawns as weapon Zoro: ...Damm it #zosan #onepiece

ゾ誕 サゾ

Robin to Franky: Anytime you're doing something weird or stupid i reminds myself i saw someone worst than you Franky: Oh really, who? Robin: Queen from Beast Pirates. He was kinda like you,but on higher level Franky: Hmmm i don't know about who you're talking Robin: Thanks to god #frobin #onepiece

Usopp: What are you dressing up as in this year? Zoro: As a mummy Usopp: ...Again? Zoro: Cook insisted Sanji: Sanji: Thanks to this i don't have watch his face for a whole day Usopp: And why did you agree? Zoro: Onigiri #zosan #onepiece

Zoro: Why is my mug full for almost the entire dinner? Even when i'm sure i was drink from it Sanji: Because there I top up leftover beer or wine if someone hasn't finished it. I don't like wasting food Zoro: Sanji: Zoro: Thanks #zosan #onepiece

Slowly i will try back here,just in case

Zoro to Luffy,Usopp and Chopper: What are you doing? Luffy: We're playing in twister! Come join to us Usopp: Robin is master of game Zoro: Okay,i can try Robin: Put right hand on yellow Zoro: Zoro: *puts hand on Sanji head* Zoro: What now? #zosan #onepiece

Sick Chopper goes to girls: Can i hide here? Nami: Why? What happened? Chopper: They're doing it again. That's nice of them,but...i want survive Robin: That's happens everytime when Zoro and Sanji rival and parental instincts becomes actives #zosan #onepiece

Zoro tells Luffy about his dream: Cook was stolen again and- Luffy: We needs get him back! Zoro: Don't worry,i saved him. He was locked in tower Sanji: Zoro: Did you heard that? This time i saved you. You know that means... sa- Sanji: Stupidity #zosan #onepiece

Sanji with map: Now we needs go there Zoro: Oh,i didn't knew you knows ancient language too Usopp: Wait what? That's just- Sanji stops him: Yeah. Ancient language is so difficult. You have learn a lot Sanji to Usopp: Ancient language or not,he still don't understand #zosan #onepiece

Franky to Robin: Nice shirt,fits to you Robin: Thank you. I stealed it from a few weeks ago. It costed me only 10 Berries Franky thumbs up: On you looks like it costed you 15 berries! #frobin #onepiece

During 2 years separation: Luffy to Hancock about Rayleigh and Shakky: They have really like each other Hancock: Well,they're partners and already marriage. Shakky loves his eye scars and he don't mind her smoking Luffy laughs: That's like Zoro and Sanji! #zosan #onepiece

Zoro leaves boys room: Finally some fresh air Sanji to tease: *blows smoke right in his face* Zoro: Nice try,but my nose got use to your smell and is immune #zosan #onepiece

Zoro lifts big barbells with Sanji at the top Usopp enters to gym: Sanji! I was looking for you! Zoro: Cook is here? Where? I feel his smell only Sanji: I'm topping you,idiot Zoro: Really? You're so light that I didn't notice the difference #zosan #onepiece

Sanji: Are you planning to become a father someday? Zoro: I think so. I have to pass on my 3 sword style to someone Sanji: 2 marimos to feed and care? I hope i will be dead before this day Zoro: You won't, because I decide when you die #zosan #onepiece

go back to our room

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